Monkey Junky

RankItemQuantity
#200Aluminum Epsilon of Humility2
#27Ax of L'rose1
#1044BGE merchandise order form1
#911Baron von Ratsworth's monocle13
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
🥈C.B.F.G.1
#296CRIMBCO scrip1,111
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#886Copper Alpha of Sincerity2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2379Crimbuck11
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#952Drowsy Sword15
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1288Iron Beta of Industry2
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
#1462Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet15
#1202Nickel Gamma of Frugality2
#872Orange Star of Sacrifice2
#463Pink Heart of Spirit2
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
🥈Underworld acorn1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#2605anniversary gift box1
#125archaeologing shovel1
#132bad-ass club1
#2460badass belt20
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg helmet1
🥈biomechanical crimborg leg armor1
#2232bottle of goofballs9
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#629burst hellseal brain4
#26club of corruption1
🥉control crystal1
#37corrupt club of corrupt corruption1
#17corrupt club of corruption1
#19creepy-ass club1
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#1145ennui-flavored potato chips1
#26evil-ass club1
#868facsimile dictionary9
#778figurine of a charred seal1
#905figurine of a cold seal1
#147figurine of a cute baby seal1
#503figurine of a shadowy seal1
#769figurine of a sleek seal1
#585figurine of a slippery seal1
#7figurine of a stinking seal142
#422figurine of a wretched-looking seal1
#305figurine of an ancient seal1
#181figurine of an armored seal1
#45frigid-ass club1
#75frost-rimed seal hide8
#34fustulent seal grulch19
#323gearbox necklace3
#2480grue egg8
#2125handful of confetti15
#1679heart of the volcano1
#485hellseal claw11
#452hellseal whisker11
#59helm of the white knight1
#24hot-ass club1
#184hyperinflated seal lung1
#48ingot of seal-iron8
#63insane tophat1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#20nasty-ass club1
#1079obsidian dagger15
#307pig-iron helm1
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#1612pork elf goodies sack1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#748rusty chain necklace2
#1031sawblade shield1
#160scrap of shadow1
#156seal lube1
#244seal-blubber candle11
#234seal-brain elixir1
#65sealhide belt1
#76sealhide buckler1
#63sealhide cloak1
#68sealhide gloves1
#74sealhide hood1
#63sealhide leggings1
#68sealhide moccasins1
#301sealhide seal doll1
#86sealhide whip1
#13severed flipper11
#126sizzling seal fat2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#417spark plug earring2
#1608spectre scepter15
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#36tainted seal's blood13
🥇time sleigh1
#52trousers of the white knight1
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
#900wad of cotton1
#695wrench bracelet3
#15wrench handle1
#78wristwatch of the white knight1
#11wumpus-hair sweater1

Wow, that's 1,609 items total!

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