| #797 | Amulet of Yendor | 17 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1920 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #967 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #319 | Goodfella contract | 113 |
| #2514 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #899 | M-242 | 4 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #450 | baby killer bee | 22 |
| #2857 | badass belt | 16 |
| #1009 | bag of airline peanuts | 20 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #1264 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #989 | box of sunshine | 248 |
| #1076 | brick | 26 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #558 | cool whip | 3 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #849 | defective skull | 17 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1648 | duct tape | 6 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #618 | encoder ring | 19 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1100 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1540 | fake hand | 3 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1147 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #155 | goat | 7 |
| #161 | golden ring | 121 |
| #1146 | grue egg | 23 |
| #533 | guy made of bee pollen | 4 |
| #3242 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #773 | iGoogly | 17 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #1588 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #986 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #1067 | joybuzzer | 17 |
| #530 | killing feather | 59 |
| #384 | laser-broiled pear | 23 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #432 | lesser grodulated violet | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #84 | makeshift crane | 6 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #863 | nanite-infested candy cane | 13 |
| #478 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #210 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 19 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #2029 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #273 | oversized fish scaler | 12 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #189 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #941 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1022 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #654 | polyalloy shield | 6 |
| #626 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #159 | pregnant mushroom | 2 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #443 | robotronic egg | 59 |
| #181 | rogue swarmer | 140 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1197 | rubber emo roe | 14 |
| #426 | sawblade fragment | 74 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #761 | snake | 5 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #762 | sparkler | 5 |
| #2382 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #298 | strange shiny disc | 15 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #4833 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5811 | stuffed astral badger | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6178 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #5806 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7023 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7824 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7884 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #6370 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6995 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4922 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6345 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #71 | theoretical string | 384 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #587 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 12 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #429 | toy hoverpad | 34 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |
| #307 | vibrating cyborg knife | 13 |
| #329 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 18 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1149 | whoopie cushion | 16 |
| #1365 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #926 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| #1213 | yellow snowcone | 16 |