| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #371 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #550 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| 🥈 | Meleegra™ pills | 124,620 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #340 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 15 |
| #257 | ball | 25 |
| #224 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 7 |
| #451 | bath ball gift set | 11 |
| #79 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #189 | buckyball | 30 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #311 | candy cane | 125 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #410 | candy stake | 14 |
| #958 | canteen of wine | 19 |
| #69 | chocolate cigar | 20 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #202 | eggnog | 94 |
| #354 | elven limbos gingerbread | 37 |
| #1416 | elven cellocello | 14 |
| #457 | elven moonshine | 24 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #470 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #78 | fancy chocolate | 25 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #189 | fancy dress ball | 83 |
| #276 | fruitcake | 82 |
| #230 | gingerbread bugbear | 111 |
| #202 | gingerbread horror | 22 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #345 | golden ring | 77 |
| #1490 | herringcello | 11 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #1582 | killing feather | 30 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #934 | monomolecular yo-yo | 29 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #132 | mylar scout drone | 35 |
| #907 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #376 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 12 |
| #410 | oozenog | 8 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #201 | possessed top | 28 |
| #279 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 32 |
| #457 | rogue swarmer | 78 |
| #245 | sawblade fragment | 90 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #390 | slow jam collection | 11 |
| #804 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #157 | top | 27 |
| #477 | toy deathbot | 2 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #333 | toy soldier | 5 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #73 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #2080 | unstable laser battery | 24 |
| #119 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 35 |
| #62 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |
| #846 | yo-yo | 26 |