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| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
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| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
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| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #53 | angel-food cake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
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| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
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| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #800 | bottle of goofballs | 32 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #57 | deadly nightshade | 1 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
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| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #469 | fuzzy dice | 10 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2129 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #82 | gilded lily | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
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| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
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| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #307 | tenderizing hammer | 4 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |