| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #134 | CSA all-purpose soap | 5 |
| #146 | CSA bravery badge | 5 |
| #185 | CSA cheerfulness ration | 5 |
| #175 | CSA discount card | 6 |
| #260 | CSA fire-starting kit | 40 |
| #166 | CSA obedience grenade | 5 |
| #183 | CSA scoutmaster's "water" | 4 |
| #158 | Camp Scout pup tent | 3 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1126 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #184 | bag of GORF | 3 |
| #192 | bag of GORP | 3 |
| #184 | bag of QWOP | 3 |
| #100 | beefy fish meat | 10 |
| #3305 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #4676 | box of sunshine | 9 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #208 | cold seal sweat | 11 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1425 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #332 | disassembled clover | 243 |
| #1577 | duct tape | 7 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #32 | eyedrops of the ermine | 50 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1320 | filthy lucre | 12 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #235 | foetid seal tear | 11 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #19 | half-baked potion | 417 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #453 | honey-dipped locust | 3 |
| #588 | hot date | 2 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #2336 | killing feather | 5 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #296 | old sweatpants | 253 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1955 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #235 | robotronic egg | 100 |
| #2584 | rogue swarmer | 5 |
| #748 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #84 | ten-leaf clover | 602 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #192 | unidentified jerky | 100 |
| #2016 | unstable DNA | 5 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2320 | vibrating cyborg knife | 2 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #192 | water purification pills | 4 |
| #725 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 18 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |