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| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
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| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
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| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #365 | PADL Phone | 12 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #621 | Spam Witch sammich | 23 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Trollhouse cookies | 20 |
| #1726 | Yummy Tummy bean | 60 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
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| #381 | bottle opener belt buckle | 4 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3226 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #827 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 15 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #361 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #307 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #583 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #466 | delicious noodles | 1 |
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| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #80 | eXtreme mittens | 77 |
| #80 | eXtreme scarf | 67 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1646 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #202 | frayed rope belt | 7 |
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| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #599 | gator skin | 1 |
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| #1089 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1048 | green pixel | 3 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
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| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #503 | heavy D | 91 |
| #828 | hill of beans | 3 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #661 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #348 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #915 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #233 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #453 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #29 | pixel sword | 11 |
| #1365 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #217 | roll of Hob-Os | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
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| #115 | sausage wonton | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #242 | sewer wad | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | six-rainbow shield | 470 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #72 | snowboarder pants | 67 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #210 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #61 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 14 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #246 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #528 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #74 | tangarita | 10 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #710 | white pixel | 12 |
| #262 | wooden stakes | 11 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |