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| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
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| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #3017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
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| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #367 | PADL Phone | 12 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #622 | Spam Witch sammich | 23 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #701 | Trollhouse cookies | 20 |
| #1725 | Yummy Tummy bean | 60 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #2310 | badass belt | 22 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
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| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
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| #381 | bottle opener belt buckle | 4 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3230 | box of sunshine | 24 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
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| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #360 | corncob pipe | 3 |
| #951 | cranberries | 5 |
| #306 | cup of infinite pencils | 4 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #468 | delicious noodles | 1 |
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| #1923 | duct tape | 3 |
| #80 | eXtreme mittens | 77 |
| #81 | eXtreme scarf | 67 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1645 | filthy lucre | 5 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
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| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
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| #1091 | ghuol egg | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
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| #1051 | green pixel | 3 |
| #2879 | grue egg | 6 |
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| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #504 | heavy D | 91 |
| #829 | hill of beans | 3 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #506 | keg shield | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #349 | knob ka-bobs | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #729 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #912 | lihc eye | 2 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #234 | oil of oiliness | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #454 | panhandle panhandling hat | 2 |
| #611 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
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| #29 | pixel sword | 11 |
| #1364 | pixellated candy heart | 4 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
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| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
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| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #242 | sewer wad | 7 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | six-rainbow shield | 470 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
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| #72 | snowboarder pants | 67 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
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| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #212 | stained mattress | 5 |
| #62 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 14 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #247 | stuffed stab bat | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #531 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #75 | tangarita | 10 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
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| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #714 | white pixel | 12 |
| #261 | wooden stakes | 11 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |