Pyre

RankItemQuantity
#27Ax of L'rose1
#732BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt1
#1447BGE shotglass1
#957BGE tiny plastic toy1
#2097CRIMBCO mug1
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#2128CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#2424CRIMBCOLOAF1
#754Crimbo pie1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
🥇French slippers1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#397Miniborg beeper1
#362Miniborg hiveminder1
#394Miniborg laser1
#444Miniborg stomper1
#405Miniborg strangler1
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#233Poison Oak trading card1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#211Serenity trading card1
#129Spirit Precipice1
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#90The Grand Poo-Bah trading card2
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#81Woldo trading card2
#472Wolfman Nardz1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#2042ball1
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1425bath ball gift set1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#702bindlestocking1
#132black lotus1
#980borg sock monkey1
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#1627buckyball1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#396can of franks 'n' beans1
#4784candy cane1
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#1852candy knuckles1
#1749canteen of wine1
#802cement sandals1
#1344cheap elven gloves1
#557chocolate cigar1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
#1640doll house1
#1607dollhive1
#1576dusty Crimbo crate1
#2833eggnog1
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#2080elven cellocello1
#1586elven moonshine1
#1396elven socks1
#1911elven suicide capsule1
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#2393felt1
#1427festive holiday hat1
#3426fruitcake1
#427gift-a-pult1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#2812gingerbread mutant bugbear1
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#2776golden ring1
#1386gray bow tie1
#1225gyroscope1
#1881herringcello1
#1604iGoogly1
#2351immense cyborg hand1
#2793irradiated candy cane1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1862jawbruiser1
#41jingle bell1
#2060kite1
#1515knuckle sandwich1
#3057laser-broiled pear1
#984length of string10
#1829licorice garrote1
#836live wire1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1086marionette1
#108misfit dolly1
#107misfit hobby horse1
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#1339motivational poster1
#491mulled cider1
#992mummy costume1
#1680mylar scout drone1
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#2436oozenog1
#1955oversized fish scaler1
#1325pair of bolt cutters1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1682passable elf mask1
#1303patent leather shoes1
#1811penguin focaccia bread1
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#1087poison pen1
#2126polyalloy shield1
#1101pumpkinhead mask1
#459purple snowcone21
#403ribbon candy1
#1965robotronic egg1
#2677rogue swarmer1
#2589sawblade fragment1
#721shot of grapefruit schnapps1
#806sleeping stocking1
#1272slow jam collection1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#105stapler bear1
#7streetfighting champion's belt1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#63stuffed cocoabo384
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#1401stuffing5
#1712sturdy Crimbo crate1
#1434theoretical string1
#295throbbing rage gland1
#1442throwing wrench1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3870tiny plastic Protagonist1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#2068top1
#1197toy wheel5
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#2304unstable DNA1
#2813unstable laser battery1
#2588vibrating cyborg knife1
#1027wolfman mask1
#128yellow brick road10
#667yellow candy heart21

Wow, that's 670 items total!

what items are this player missing?