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| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #118 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #93 | Mountain Stream soda | 700 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #790 | Schrödinger's thermos | 6 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #41 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #5008 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1978 | club necklace | 3 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1935 | easter egg balloon | 11 |
| #528 | elven limbos gingerbread | 26 |
| #689 | elven moonshine | 13 |
| #561 | elven socks | 8 |
| #329 | festive holiday hat | 13 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #158 | freezin' bindle | 4 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #328 | hamethyst necklace | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #57 | maple leaf | 22 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #77 | parasitic strangleworm | 2 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #282 | party hat | 10 |
| #380 | patent leather shoes | 18 |
| #235 | penguin thesaurus | 30 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #582 | portable corkscrew | 12 |
| #15 | poutine | 5,398 |
| #326 | pulsing flesh | 10 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #11 | repeating crossbow | 35 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #805 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3650 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #435 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 9 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #5284 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #5189 | stuffed cocoabo | 6 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #5356 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #410 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 7 |
| #603 | unstable DNA | 88 |
| #47 | vampire pearl earring | 1 |
| #44 | vampire pearl necklace | 1 |
| #45 | vampire pearl ring | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |