| #917 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1650 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #1769 | Daffy Taffy | 3 |
| #520 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 6 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #92 | General Assembly Module | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #209 | LED block | 7 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2282 | Rock Pops | 5 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #922 | bag of airline peanuts | 25 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #917 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #288 | bottle of pirate juice | 3 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1097 | brick | 25 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #875 | clown hammer | 25 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #566 | cymbal syrup | 4 |
| #973 | defective skull | 12 |
| #1311 | delicious salad | 8 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #714 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #745 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 34 |
| #779 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #631 | fake hand | 42 |
| #398 | filthy lucre | 97 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #821 | flavored foot massage oil | 1 |
| #122 | fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #2128 | golden ring | 34 |
| #1100 | grue egg | 24 |
| #2514 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| 🥈 | hi-density nylocite leg armor | 1 |
| #712 | iGoogly | 21 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #773 | jazz soap | 33 |
| #848 | joybuzzer | 29 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser targeting chip | 1 |
| #2364 | laser-broiled pear | 10 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #700 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 39 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #463 | nanofiber cloth | 11 |
| #1607 | obsidian dagger | 8 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #991 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 14 |
| #680 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 42 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #1245 | roll of toilet paper | 26 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #727 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1858 | spectre scepter | 11 |
| #815 | spooky shrunken head | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6900 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #482 | theoretical string | 28 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #501 | toy hoverpad | 26 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1047 | useless powder | 38 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1489 | vibrating cyborg knife | 5 |
| #2319 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 5 |
| #842 | whoopie cushion | 33 |
| #909 | wind-up chattering teeth | 28 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #901 | yellow snowcone | 32 |