| #461 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #387 | 2-ball | 11 |
| #409 | 3-ball | 11 |
| #380 | 4-ball | 12 |
| #401 | 5-ball | 11 |
| #442 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #397 | 7-ball | 12 |
| #494 | 8-ball | 47 |
| #1456 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #676 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 5 |
| #634 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 6 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #608 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 9 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #359 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 22 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #942 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #354 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #617 | all-purpose cleaner | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #203 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #351 | black eyedrops | 2 |
| #311 | black plastic oyster egg | 15 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #391 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #42 | bottle of perfume | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #4118 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #764 | bunch of bananas | 2 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #1409 | chaos butterfly | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #904 | club necklace | 8 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #495 | doll house | 10 |
| #670 | dollhive | 10 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #2229 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #470 | [2426]fire flower | 2 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #484 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #29 | left half of a heart necklace | 13 |
| #1892 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #7 | melted Jell-o shot | 1,975 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1512 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 2 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #30 | red balloon | 30 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | red plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #8 | right half of a heart necklace | 33 |
| #568 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 13 |
| #764 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 10 |
| #676 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 11 |
| #734 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1467 | rubber emo roe | 7 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #623 | spade necklace | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 42 |
| #820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 56 |
| #1085 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 45 |
| #1171 | stuffed Meat | 36 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #927 | stuffed angry cow | 52 |
| #793 | stuffed astral badger | 61 |
| #1145 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 45 |
| #1287 | stuffed cocoabo | 38 |
| #827 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #1048 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 48 |
| #1368 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 38 |
| #660 | stuffed gray blob | 43 |
| #1021 | stuffed hand turkey | 49 |
| #952 | stuffed key | 50 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #1121 | stuffed mind flayer | 46 |
| #1056 | stuffed mink | 41 |
| #1137 | stuffed monocle | 38 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #933 | stuffed scary death orb | 53 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| #1190 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 42 |
| #808 | stuffed snowy owl | 58 |
| #1041 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #770 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 11 |
| #1185 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1241 | stuffed teddy butler | 33 |
| #1132 | stuffed tin of caviar | 39 |
| #975 | stuffed treasure chest | 48 |
| #1089 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 46 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #414 | teddy borg | 24 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #414 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 17 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 14 |
| #567 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 13 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #672 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 10 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 21 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 20 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 37 |
| #356 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 9 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic G Imp | 14 |
| #535 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 13 |
| #461 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 15 |
| #411 | tiny plastic Hellion | 17 |
| #515 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 14 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #330 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 19 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 19 |
| #409 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 17 |
| #324 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 20 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #257 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 25 |
| #408 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 17 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 13 |
| #367 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 18 |
| #325 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 13 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #405 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 8 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #362 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 18 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #509 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #680 | tiny plastic angry goat | 25 |
| #459 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 15 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #309 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 22 |
| #471 | tiny plastic astronomer | 15 |
| #459 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 35 |
| #571 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 29 |
| #540 | tiny plastic beanbat | 13 |
| #803 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #633 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #345 | tiny plastic blooper | 19 |
| #340 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 20 |
| #335 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 19 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #661 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 26 |
| #533 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 30 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #557 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #462 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 15 |
| #810 | tiny plastic demoninja | 9 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #672 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 11 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #489 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #426 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 16 |
| #266 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 23 |
| #514 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 31 |
| #473 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 34 |
| #489 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 34 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic goth giant | 19 |
| #712 | tiny plastic grue | 24 |
| #409 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 16 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 37 |
| #668 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #441 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 16 |
| #494 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 32 |
| #660 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 26 |
| #579 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 12 |
| #646 | tiny plastic mosquito | 26 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #392 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 18 |
| #480 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #464 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 35 |
| #509 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #409 | tiny plastic scary clown | 17 |
| #441 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 10 |
| #341 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 19 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #500 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 14 |
| #424 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 16 |
| #519 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 31 |
| #344 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 19 |
| #473 | tiny plastic stab bat | 34 |
| #859 | tiny plastic star starfish | 20 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 27 |
| #465 | tiny plastic taco cat | 15 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #402 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 16 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #417 | tiny plastic warwelf | 16 |
| #300 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 22 |
| #313 | tiny plastic zmobie | 20 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1422 | whoopie cushion | 8 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #286 | yellow glowstick | 5 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #765 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 8 |
| #1400 | yellow snowcone | 10 |