| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #581 | Feynman gate | 16 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #2522 | Rock Pops | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1061 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #627 | atomic vector plotter | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1326 | candy stake | 5 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #838 | crazy little Turkish delight | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #976 | fire | 4 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1471 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #993 | portable corkscrew | 5 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #760 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #829 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #694 | sleeping snowy owl | 3 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1231 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #319 | stringy sinew | 32 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #286 | tooth | 13 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #650 | toy train | 3 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1608 | tree-eating kite | 10 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #989 | yo | 8 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #266 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |