| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #1039 | Cloaca-Cola | 11 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #729 | Dyspepsi grenade | 14 |
| #772 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 3 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #871 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 56 |
| #793 | Rock Pops | 63 |
| #1317 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1230 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1910 | Valentine | 3 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #1952 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1014 | Yummy Tummy bean | 160 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1817 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #858 | blue plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2704 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2436 | candy cane | 8 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #610 | cranberries | 20 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #921 | gingerbread horror | 7 |
| #1296 | green beer | 5 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #502 | length of string | 23 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #1724 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #1173 | portable corkscrew | 3 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1056 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #823 | stuffed doppelshifter | 13 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #444 | toy wheel | 21 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #251 | yo-yo | 121 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |