| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #440 | BURT | 35 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Tales of the Word Realms | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1402 | brick | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #537 | cymbal syrup | 5 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #820 | facsimile dictionary | 10 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| 🥇 | funny paper hat | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
| #2051 | handful of confetti | 16 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #1174 | hobo nickel | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1030 | obsidian dagger | 16 |
| #675 | old sweatpants | 89 |
| #623 | personalized coffee mug | 47 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| 🥇 | plastic vampire fangs | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1005 | stainless steel solitaire | 3 |
| #882 | stuffed martini | 8 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #43 | the finger | 2 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #283 | wumpus hair | 5 |