| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #708 | Feynman gate | 12 |
| #593 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 12 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #10 | Radio KoL Antenna Ball | 1 |
| #8 | Radio KoL Bottle Opener | 1 |
| #4 | Radio KoL Flashlight | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #6 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #7 | Radio KoL Patch | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #664 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 9 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #46 | aspirin | 12 |
| #620 | astronaut pants | 12 |
| #298 | atomic vector plotter | 12 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #45 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #271 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #345 | box of sunshine | 1,152 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2005 | candy cane | 12 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #767 | capacitor relay | 12 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #281 | computronic processing unit | 12 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #412 | doll house | 12 |
| #179 | duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #341 | evil googly eye | 12 |
| #886 | evil teddy bear | 12 |
| #471 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 12 |
| #831 | fancy dress ball | 12 |
| #34 | fat stacks of cash | 2,620 |
| #750 | felt | 12 |
| #454 | fire | 12 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #947 | googly eye | 12 |
| #236 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 12 |
| #282 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 12 |
| #252 | incredibly creepy marionette | 12 |
| #829 | ion grid | 12 |
| #287 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 12 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #597 | kite | 12 |
| #870 | length of string | 12 |
| #723 | logic synthesizer | 12 |
| #257 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #108 | marionette | 12 |
| #22 | meat stack | 195,075 |
| #639 | pet rock | 12 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #26 | plexiglass pants | 8 |
| #36 | plexiglass pendant | 5 |
| #57 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #91 | plexiglass pith helmet | 3 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #454 | possessed top | 12 |
| #309 | prehistoric spear | 12 |
| #280 | quantum polarity inducer | 12 |
| #157 | rag doll | 12 |
| #641 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 12 |
| #270 | recursive spline reticulator | 12 |
| #288 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 12 |
| #329 | [2108]rock | 12 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #542 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 13 |
| #314 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 12 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #282 | sleeping snowy owl | 12 |
| #217 | sock monkey | 12 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #713 | spooky felt | 12 |
| #806 | spooky length of string | 12 |
| #456 | spooky stuffing | 12 |
| #409 | spooky toy wheel | 12 |
| #560 | spooky wooden block | 12 |
| #410 | squashed frog | 24 |
| #209 | stick | 12 |
| #337 | stick-on-a-string | 12 |
| #718 | stringy sinew | 12 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #521 | stuffed alien blob | 12 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #722 | stuffing | 12 |
| #265 | sub-molecular interocitor | 12 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 12 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 12 |
| #213 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 12 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #5 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 4 |
| #229 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 12 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 12 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #314 | tooth | 12 |
| #759 | toothsome rock | 12 |
| #368 | top | 12 |
| #679 | toy crazy train | 12 |
| #605 | toy jet pack | 12 |
| #539 | toy mercenary | 12 |
| #684 | toy ray gun | 12 |
| #122 | toy soldier | 12 |
| #633 | toy space helmet | 12 |
| #145 | toy train | 12 |
| #724 | toy wheel | 12 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1428 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #45 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #723 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 12 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #241 | wooden block | 12 |
| #37 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 12 |
| #710 | yo | 12 |
| #1212 | yo-yo | 12 |