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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
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| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #253 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
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| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1294 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
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| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1758 | pail | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1561 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #54 | pretty bouquet | 101 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1220 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #8 | star chart | 3,331 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #812 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |