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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
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| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #54 | pretty bouquet | 101 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #8 | star chart | 3,331 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |