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| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
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| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat helmet | 1 |
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| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #221 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1061 | chef's hat | 1 |
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| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #797 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #1279 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
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| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #732 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
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| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #125 | hippopotamus pants | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #682 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #2028 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #599 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #150 | penguin shorts | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
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| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #55 | pretty bouquet | 101 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #8 | star chart | 3,331 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #809 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |