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| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
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| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
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| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
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| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
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| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
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| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
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| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
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| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
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| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
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| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
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| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
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| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
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| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #794 | red pixel | 1 |
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| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
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| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
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| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
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| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
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| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
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| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
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| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #1062 | spices | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
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| #102 | sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
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| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
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| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
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| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
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| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |