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#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#544stale baguette1
#853stalk of asparagus1
#310star buckler1
#77sticky hand whip1
#821stinky mushroom1
#249stinky mushroom wine1
#1824stolen accordion1
#145stolen necklace1
#237stolen sushi1
#323stone baseball cap1
#152straw hat1
#888strawberry1
#699strawberry daiquiri1
#95strawberry popsicle1
#465strawberry wine1
#3136stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#3112stuffed Meat1
#2680stuffed key1
#3069stuffed mink1
#3111stuffed monocle1
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#3106stuffed tin of caviar1
#2702stuffed treasure chest1
#530stunt nuts1
#110succulent marrow1
#76super-strong air freshener1
#141surgical apron1
#113surgical mask1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#169sweet roll Alabama1
#809t8r tots1
#225tangarita1
#307tangerine1
#505tap shoes1
#95tarnished tastevin1
#118tea for one1
#260teqiwila slammer1
#438tequila sunrise1
#349tequila with training wheels1
#450thermos full of Knob coffee1
#536thistle wine1
#116three-legged pants1
#142tighty whiteys1
#191tiny bowler1
#463tiny maracas1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#787tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#8123tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8172tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8217tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#8183tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8066tiny plastic killer bee1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8098tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8222tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8133tiny plastic star starfish1
#488tip jar1
#1052titanium assault umbrella1
#3157toast1
#73toasted brie1
#545tofu casserole1
#106tofu stir-fry1
#133tofu taco1
#2806tofurkey gravy1
#2812tofurkey leg1
#1136tomato1
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#108tommy gun1
#126tortoboggan1
#96toy accordion1
#1037tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#134troll britches1
#442tube sock1
#1790turtle totem1
#57turtle wax helmet1
#98ultrafondue1
#678uncooked chorizo1
#156unflavored wine cooler1
#693unidentified jerky1
#138unnamed cocktail1
#100unrequired jacket1
#168vampire chowder1
#667vampire collar1
#1042viking helmet1
#647vinegar-soaked lemon slice1
#640vodka and cranberry1
#466vodka martini1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#510war tongs1
#199warbear energy bracers1
#188warbear exo-arm1
#210warbear foil hat1
#164warbear gyro1
#199warbear laser beacon1
#198warbear oil pan1
#631warm mushroom1
#126wet stew1
#48wet tack1
#261whalebone corset1
#83whatsit-covered turtle shell1
#648whiskey and cola1
#411whiskey and soda1
#631whiskey sour1
#792white Canadian1
#222white Xanadian1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#958white chocolate chips1
#586white collar1
#1104white lightning1
#416white rice1
#809white satin pants1
#581white satin shield1
#854white sword1
#512wicker shield1
#415wine spritzer1
#1245wolf mask1
#428wonderwall shield1
#595wool hat1
#280world's smallest violin1
#553worn tophat1
#699woven baling wire bracelets1
#1157wrench bracelet1
#336yellow brick road1
#230yellow drunki-bear1

Wow, that's 958 items total!

what items are this player missing?