Museum :: msimmons

msimmons

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1428	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1455	3-ball	1
#1475	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1436	5-ball	1
#1426	6-ball	1
#922	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1486	7-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#97	Accordion of Jordion	1
#56	Agitated Turkey	1
#275	Alewife™ Ale	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#835	Angelhair Culottes	1
#294	Baja sopapilla	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4298	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2384	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1675	Boss Bat bling	1
#2773	Boss Bat britches	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#87	Choco-Mint patty	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#164	Claybender glasses	1
#1488	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2464	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1850	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#157	Crimbo dinner	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#349	D roll	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2661	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#1938	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1786	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2384	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#469	Elmley shades	1
#259	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#520	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#119	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#50	Friendly Turkey	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#725	Gnollish plunger	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1441	Green Clover of Justice	1
#185	Green Manalishi	1
#114	Groll doll	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#614	Hell ramen	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#678	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1868	Imp Ale	1
#98	Jacob's rung	1
#107	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#990	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#995	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#996	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#147	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#238	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#351	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#816	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#969	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#694	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#107	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#750	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#918	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#952	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#395	Misty Cloak	1
#381	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#136	Mornington crescent roll	1
#249	Mr. Haggis	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#287	Neuromancer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1573	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1270	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#843	Orcish baseball cap	1
#793	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#780	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#940	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#127	Saturday Night Special	1
#2543	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#736	Supernova Champagne	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#803	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1306	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#915	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#477	White Citadel burger	1
#430	White Citadel fries	1
#161	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#504	accidental cider	1
#131	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#234	actual reality goggles	1
#121	actual tapas	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#108	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#637	ancient frozen dinner	1
#182	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#270	ant hoe	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#283	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#886	antique greaves	1
#895	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#496	antique packet of ketchup	1
#905	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#484	armgun	1
#854	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#432	asbestos apron	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#178	attorney's badge	1
#123	autocalliope	1
#358	bätzle	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#212	bag of GORF	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#311	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#337	banana cream pie	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1912	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#332	batskin belt	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#232	beefy fish meat	1
#571	beer bong	1
#671	beer helmet	1
#132	beer-battered accordion	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#787	beertini	1
#955	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1063	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#347	big bad voodoo mask	1
#394	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#801	bilge wine	1
#590	black & tan	1
#118	black blade	1
#124	black cloak	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#632	black pudding	1
#892	blackberry	1
#142	blackberry galoshes	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1035	bloody beer	1
#963	bloody clown pants	1
#622	bloody mary	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#117	bone bandoneon	1
#430	bone flute	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#216	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1331	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#680	bottle of popskull	1
#1586	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1369	bottle of tequila	1
#1261	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1136	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1054	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#204	breakfast mess	1
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#202	brown felt tophat	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#290	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#593	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#578	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#539	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#593	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4786	candy cane	1
#3830	candy stake	1
#91	cap gun	1
#331	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#666	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#689	centipede eggs	1
#10	chalk choker	1
#234	charming flute	1
#1062	chef's hat	1
#664	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#822	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#203	cob of corn	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1279	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#149	cold water bottle	1
#55	collapsible baton	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#86	combat fan	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#565	cookie cookie	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#746	cool mushroom	1
#169	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#523	corn holder	1
#849	cornuthaum	1
#1822	corpse on the beach	1
#1811	corpsetini	1
#129	crêepy mask	1
#1242	cranberries	1
#951	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#569	cream stout	1
#540	creamsicle	1
#161	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#458	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#124	custard pie	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1795	delicious salad	1
#133	delicious swamp muck	1
#82	deluxe layer cake	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#436	dented harmonica	1
#765	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#481	dire fudgesicle	1
#1096	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1848	disco ball	1
#1717	disco mask	1
#346	dishrag	1
#985	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#134	dress pants	1
#266	dry martini	1
#213	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1041	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1060	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1015	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#399	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#155	electric snakebite	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#304	elven squeeze	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#540	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#237	escargotsicle	1
#190	exotic jungle fruit	1
#111	extra-flat panini	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1084	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#133	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#880	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#293	flan del mar	1
#173	flask flops	1
#163	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#82	floral-print skirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#383	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#791	foolscap fool's cap	1
#778	forbidden sausage	1
#233	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#255	frigid hankyū	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#98	frozen turtle shell	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#540	furniture dolly	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#689	fuzzy busby	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#610	fuzzy montera	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#588	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#160	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#386	giant cactus quill	1
#986	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1640	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1516	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#110	giant grain of protein powder	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#193	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#142	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1254	giant needle	1
#213	giant penguin keychain	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#118	giant spider leg	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#275	gimlet	1
#3939	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#806	gingerbread robot	1
#896	glass of goat's milk	1
#235	glistening fish meat	1
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#198	glowing fungus	1
#1108	glowing red eye	1
#98	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#820	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#394	gold lamé pants	1
#793	gold wedding ring	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#784	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#828	grapes	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#427	grassy cutlass	1
#500	grave robbing shovel	1
#1910	green beer	1
#733	grue egg omelette	1
#92	guancertina	1
#276	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#138	gunky chicken	1
#205	haggis socks	1
#240	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#98	half-melted spoon	1
#111	half-size scalpel	1
#323	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#461	handful of walnuts	1
#647	happiness	1
#83	haunted paddle-ball	1
#109	head mirror	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2514	herbal stuffing	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#234	honey-dew	1
#433	horizontal tango	1
#459	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#684	hot date	1
#96	hot mint schnocolate	1
#342	hot plate	1
#1286	hot wing	1
#605	huge spoon	1
#111	ice harvest	1
#1763	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1602	ice-cold Willer	1
#1356	ice-cold fotie	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#166	imitation White Russian	1
#445	imp unity ring	1
#140	incredible pizza	1
#356	infernal fife	1
#741	infernal insoles	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#59	jam band	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#569	java cookie	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#153	jungle floor wax	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#505	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#529	kick-ass kicks	1
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#367	knob bugle	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#896	leather mask	1
#1234	lemon	1
#104	lemon popsicle	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#904	lihc face	1
#896	lime	1
#141	little black book	1
#1296	little paper umbrella	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#312	loadstone	1
#62	loaf of soda bread	1
#96	logging hatchet	1
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#103	low-budget shield	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#395	magic whistle	1
#109	magical baguette	1
#1218	magical ice cubes	1
#491	magilaser blastercannon	1
#676	maiden wig	1
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#167	mana curds	1
#77	mana-coated yams	1
#73	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
#72	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#834	maple syrup	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
#481	margarita	1
#443	mariachi hat	1
#667	martini	1
#168	menudo	1
#670	mesh cap	1
#160	midriff scrubs	1
#335	milk of magnesium	1
#897	mind flayer corpse	1
#790	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#153	mini-martini	1
#313	mixed wildflower greens	1
#503	monkey wrench	1
#155	moonberry wine cooler	1
#115	moose antlers	1
#120	moose chocolate	1
#599	mullet wig	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#361	natty blue ascot	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#628	ninja mop	1
#108	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#3384	obsidian dagger	1
#468	ocarina of space	1
#528	ocean motion	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#69	oil pan	1
#90	oil shell	1
#82	oil slacks	1
#197	old school calculator watch	1
#2221	old sweatpants	1
#258	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#213	open sauce	1
#440	opera mask	1
#941	orange	1
#101	orange popsicle	1
#178	orc wrist	1
#169	orcish stud-finder	1
#157	oven mitts	1
#204	overcookie	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#115	oversized skullcap	1
#241	packet of beer nuts	1
#1760	pail	1
#165	painting of a glass of wine	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#619	papaya slung	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#1564	pasta spoon	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#82	peace accordion	1
#257	peach	1
#239	pear	1
#190	pear tart	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
#610	perforated battle paddle	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#108	pestopiary	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#545	petit fortran	1
#149	pewter claymore	1
#288	philosopher's scone	1
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#171	pigeon egg	1
#29	pile of dungeon junk	1
#67	pillow shell	1
#595	pink pony	1
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Wow, that's 958 items total!

what items are this player missing?