Museum :: msimmons

msimmons

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1435	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1425	2-ball	1
#47	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1453	3-ball	1
#1472	4-ball	1
#441	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1433	5-ball	1
#1423	6-ball	1
#923	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#784	ASCII shirt	1
#94	Accordion of Jordion	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#273	Alewife™ Ale	1
#141	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2228	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#837	Angelhair Culottes	1
#295	Baja sopapilla	1
#845	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4299	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#747	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2381	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1677	Boss Bat bling	1
#2771	Boss Bat britches	1
#1009	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#459	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#294	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#311	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#86	Choco-Mint patty	1
#738	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#163	Claybender glasses	1
#1485	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1425	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#243	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2407	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2461	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#479	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1845	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#153	Crimbo dinner	1
#751	Crimbo pie	1
#4245	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	D roll	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2662	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#312	Divine	1
#1940	Dolphin King's crown	1
#979	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2738	Drowsy Sword	1
#150	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1403	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1414	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1782	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2383	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#467	Elmley shades	1
#258	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1164	Ent cider	1
#519	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#117	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#49	Friendly Turkey	1
#605	Gaia beads	1
#774	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#784	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#460	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#724	Gnollish plunger	1
#233	Gordon Bennett	1
#335	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#723	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1436	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#115	Groll doll	1
#153	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#467	Hollandaise helmet	1
#675	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1866	Imp Ale	1
#97	Jacob's rung	1
#106	Jefferson wings	1
#691	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1018	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#211	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#989	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#993	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#972	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1053	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1004	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#995	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#578	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1044	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#745	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1118	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#887	Knob Goblin visor	1
#146	Knob jelly donut	1
#821	Knob mushroom	1
#234	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#129	Knob shroomkabob	1
#348	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1017	Knoll mushroom	1
#491	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#720	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#813	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#775	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#523	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3897	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#968	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1756	Mad Train wine	1
#304	Mae West	1
#400	Manetwich	1
#43	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#693	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#203	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#106	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#977	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#835	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#887	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#746	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#980	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#995	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#914	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1004	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#948	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#957	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#390	Misty Cape	1
#392	Misty Cloak	1
#378	Misty Robe	1
#987	Mohawk wig	1
#346	Mon Tiki	1
#135	Mornington crescent roll	1
#250	Mr. Haggis	1
#77	Murderer's Punch	1
#471	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#286	Neuromancer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1568	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1266	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#842	Orcish baseball cap	1
#790	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#783	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#777	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#253	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#155	Psychotic Train wine	1
#937	Ram's Face Lager	1
#79	Red X Shield	1
#1461	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#644	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#126	Saturday Night Special	1
#2541	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#470	Sinful Desires	1
#180	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#1110	Spam Witch sammich	1
#738	Supernova Champagne	1
#826	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#753	Typical Tavern swill	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#912	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#475	White Citadel burger	1
#428	White Citadel fries	1
#160	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#194	Ye Olde Meade	1
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#363	a butt tuba	1
#706	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#500	accidental cider	1
#127	accord ion	1
#118	accordionoid rocca	1
#1008	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#233	actual reality goggles	1
#118	actual tapas	1
#189	airblaster gun	1
#148	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1432	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#3685	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#267	ant hoe	1
#249	ant pitchfork	1
#281	ant rake	1
#257	ant sickle	1
#115	antique accordion	1
#884	antique greaves	1
#893	antique helmet	1
#212	antique machete	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#904	antique shield	1
#946	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#853	arrrgyle socks	1
#234	artisanal limoncello	1
#431	asbestos apron	1
#1079	asparagus knife	1
#124	asparagus stir-fry	1
#642	asshat	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#120	autocalliope	1
#357	bätzle	1
#264	backwoods screwdriver	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7431	badass belt	1
#147	badge of authority	1
#212	bag of GORF	1
#630	balaclava baklava	1
#304	balloon helmet	1
#309	balloon sword	1
#629	ballroom blintz	1
#338	banana cream pie	1
#118	baritone accordion	1
#228	bat haggis	1
#1911	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#783	batblade	1
#329	batskin belt	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#454	beaten-up Chucks	1
#231	beefy fish meat	1
#569	beer bong	1
#668	beer helmet	1
#131	beer-battered accordion	1
#205	beer-soaked mop	1
#784	beertini	1
#954	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#743	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1062	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#345	big bad voodoo mask	1
#393	big bass drum	1
#1005	big red clown nose	1
#800	bilge wine	1
#589	black & tan	1
#117	black blade	1
#120	black cloak	1
#668	black forest cake	1
#551	black forest ham	1
#693	black greaves	1
#389	black kettle drum	1
#632	black pudding	1
#893	blackberry	1
#140	blackberry galoshes	1
#116	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1032	bloody beer	1
#965	bloody clown pants	1
#620	bloody mary	1
#167	bone abacus	1
#113	bone bandoneon	1
#428	bone flute	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#335	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#214	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#622	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#512	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1327	bottle of gin	1
#132	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1585	bottle of rum	1
#340	bottle of sake	1
#663	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1066	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1370	bottle of tequila	1
#1262	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1137	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#169	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1059	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#72	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#102	breadchucks	1
#204	breakfast mess	1
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#624	broken sword	1
#589	bronze breastplate	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#137	brown paper pants	1
#680	brown sugar cane	1
#287	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#159	bucket of wine	1
#1104	bugbear beanie	1
#1111	bugbear bungguard	1
#590	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#375	buoybottoms	1
#540	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#534	calle de miel	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2974	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2872	candied yams	1
#4785	candy cane	1
#3831	candy stake	1
#90	cap gun	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#665	carob chunk cookies	1
#638	carob chunk noodles	1
#733	carob chunks	1
#129	carton of snake milk	1
#213	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#687	centipede eggs	1
#10	chalk choker	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1066	chef's hat	1
#662	cherry	1
#272	cherry pie	1
#507	chintzy noodle ring	1
#820	chopsticks	1
#687	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#797	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#238	clownskin belt	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#202	cob of corn	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1271	coconut shell	1
#595	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#146	cold water bottle	1
#53	collapsible baton	1
#508	colored-light "necklace"	1
#86	combat fan	1
#200	compression stocking	1
#564	cookie cookie	1
#64	cool cat claw	1
#745	cool mushroom	1
#167	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#848	cornuthaum	1
#1818	corpse on the beach	1
#1808	corpsetini	1
#128	crêepy mask	1
#1241	cranberries	1
#950	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#567	cream stout	1
#538	creamsicle	1
#160	crowbar	1
#705	crowbarrr	1
#521	cruelty-free wine	1
#457	cup of primitive beer	1
#402	curmudgel	1
#488	cursed black pearl onion	1
#125	custard pie	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#713	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#131	delicious swamp muck	1
#83	deluxe layer cake	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#435	dented harmonica	1
#764	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#595	didgeridooka	1
#480	dire fudgesicle	1
#1095	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1843	disco ball	1
#1712	disco mask	1
#343	dishrag	1
#982	distilled fortified wine	1
#582	distressed denim pants	1
#1854	disturbing fanfic	1
#268	double-barreled sling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#133	dress pants	1
#264	dry martini	1
#210	dry vodka martini	1
#516	ducha de oro	1
#551	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1039	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1061	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1028	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1030	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1059	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1013	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1277	dwarf bread	1
#398	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#896	eXtreme mittens	1
#854	eXtreme scarf	1
#136	eagle's milk	1
#336	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#154	electric snakebite	1
#127	elegant nightstick	1
#288	elven hardtack	1
#303	elven squeeze	1
#207	enchanted bean burrito	1
#131	enchanted handwarmer	1
#539	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#236	escargotsicle	1
#188	exotic jungle fruit	1
#109	extra-flat panini	1
#508	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1085	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#923	fancy opera glasses	1
#386	fiery wing	1
#997	filthy corduroys	1
#970	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#132	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#879	fine wine	1
#298	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#885	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#294	flan del mar	1
#170	flask flops	1
#160	flavorless gruel	1
#138	fleetwood chain	1
#257	flimsy clipboard	1
#80	floral-print skirt	1
#274	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#859	flute of flat champagne	1
#788	foolscap fool's cap	1
#779	forbidden sausage	1
#232	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#449	fricasseed brains	1
#253	frigid hankyū	1
#427	frilly shirt	1
#825	frilly skirt	1
#826	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#96	frozen turtle shell	1
#3426	fruitcake	1
#539	furniture dolly	1
#196	furry green turtle	1
#603	fuzzbump	1
#687	fuzzy busby	1
#592	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#608	fuzzy montera	1
#947	garish pinky ring	1
#98	ghost accordion	1
#581	ghost of a necklace	1
#122	ghost toga	1
#1351	ghuol egg	1
#555	ghuol egg quiche	1
#995	ghuol guolash	1
#255	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#159	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#388	giant cactus quill	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1638	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#563	giant foam finger	1
#109	giant grain of protein powder	1
#201	giant gym membership card	1
#191	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#140	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1256	giant needle	1
#212	giant penguin keychain	1
#2535	giant pinky ring	1
#183	giant safety pin	1
#117	giant spider leg	1
#186	giant turkey leg	1
#274	gimlet	1
#3934	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3806	gingerbread horror	1
#809	gingerbread robot	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#233	glistening fish meat	1
#86	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#197	glowing fungus	1
#1107	glowing red eye	1
#96	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#148	gnauga hide chaps	1
#202	gnauga hide whip	1
#295	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#821	goat beard	1
#845	goat cheese	1
#948	goat cheese pizza	1
#571	goatskin umbrella	1
#391	gold lamé pants	1
#788	gold wedding ring	1
#1167	goth kid t-shirt	1
#782	gr8ps	1
#772	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#193	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#425	grassy cutlass	1
#499	grave robbing shovel	1
#1909	green beer	1
#735	grue egg omelette	1
#88	guancertina	1
#275	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#137	gunky chicken	1
#206	haggis socks	1
#241	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#97	half-melted spoon	1
#110	half-size scalpel	1
#322	half-sized guitar	1
#374	halfberd	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#459	handful of walnuts	1
#646	happiness	1
#82	haunted paddle-ball	1
#108	head mirror	1
#324	headhunter necktie	1
#1671	heart of the volcano	1
#1873	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2511	herbal stuffing	1
#312	hippy bongo	1
#316	hippy herbal tea	1
#547	hippy medical kit	1
#576	hippy protest button	1
#233	honey-dew	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#458	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#685	hot date	1
#94	hot mint schnocolate	1
#341	hot plate	1
#1287	hot wing	1
#604	huge spoon	1
#109	ice harvest	1
#1765	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1605	ice-cold Willer	1
#1355	ice-cold fotie	1
#272	icy mushroom wine	1
#166	imitation White Russian	1
#443	imp unity ring	1
#140	incredible pizza	1
#355	infernal fife	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#57	jam band	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#569	java cookie	1
#559	jumbo olive	1
#187	jumping bean burrito	1
#129	jumping bean taco	1
#283	jungle drum	1
#151	jungle floor wax	1
#183	juniper berries	1
#504	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#528	kick-ass kicks	1
#374	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#366	knob bugle	1
#145	knob mushroom wine	1
#230	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#690	leather chaps	1
#895	leather mask	1
#1236	lemon	1
#102	lemon popsicle	1
#669	leotarrrd	1
#623	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#895	lime	1
#141	little black book	1
#1287	little paper umbrella	1
#114	liver popsicle	1
#308	loadstone	1
#62	loaf of soda bread	1
#96	logging hatchet	1
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#103	low-budget shield	1
#1977	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#227	lumbering jack	1
#394	magic whistle	1
#108	magical baguette	1
#1208	magical ice cubes	1
#490	magilaser blastercannon	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#69	mama's squeezebox	1
#165	mana curds	1
#76	mana-coated yams	1
#72	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
#71	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
#308	mandarina colada	1
#832	maple syrup	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
#478	margarita	1
#437	mariachi hat	1
#665	martini	1
#166	menudo	1
#669	mesh cap	1
#159	midriff scrubs	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#788	miner's helmet	1
#782	miner's pants	1
#150	mini-martini	1
#312	mixed wildflower greens	1
#499	monkey wrench	1
#152	moonberry wine cooler	1
#114	moose antlers	1
#120	moose chocolate	1
#598	mullet wig	1
#598	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#359	natty blue ascot	1
#856	ninja hot pants	1
#627	ninja mop	1
#106	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#860	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#3387	obsidian dagger	1
#467	ocarina of space	1
#528	ocean motion	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#77	oil cap	1
#71	oil lamp	1
#68	oil pan	1
#87	oil shell	1
#81	oil slacks	1
#198	old school calculator watch	1
#2216	old sweatpants	1
#255	old-fashioned	1
#794	olive	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#212	open sauce	1
#440	opera mask	1
#940	orange	1
#100	orange popsicle	1
#178	orc wrist	1
#166	orcish stud-finder	1
#157	oven mitts	1
#202	overcookie	1
#616	oversized pipe	1
#878	oversized pizza cutter	1
#114	oversized skullcap	1
#239	packet of beer nuts	1
#1756	pail	1
#163	painting of a glass of wine	1
#527	papaya sling	1
#617	papaya slung	1
#535	papaya taco	1
#1560	pasta spoon	1
#687	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#81	peace accordion	1
#254	peach	1
#236	pear	1
#190	pear tart	1
#82	pentatonic accordion	1
#609	perforated battle paddle	1
#472	perpendicular hula	1
#108	pestopiary	1
#787	petit 4.1	1
#544	petit fortran	1
#146	pewter claymore	1
#289	philosopher's scone	1
#390	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#1205	piece of wedding cake	1
#171	pigeon egg	1
#28	pile of dungeon junk	1
#67	pillow shell	1
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