Museum :: msimmons

msimmons

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1437	1-ball	1
#1149	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
#1426	2-ball	1
#50	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
#1456	3-ball	1
#1473	4-ball	1
#442	4-dimensional guitar	1
#1435	5-ball	1
#1425	6-ball	1
#921	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
#1485	7-ball	1
#785	ASCII shirt	1
#98	Accordion of Jordion	1
#55	Agitated Turkey	1
#276	Alewife™ Ale	1
#148	Ambitious Turkey	1
#2232	Ancient Saucehelm	1
#834	Angelhair Culottes	1
#299	Baja sopapilla	1
#843	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
#4300	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
#748	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
#909	Bling of the New Wave	1
#522	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
#2385	Bonerdagon necklace	1
#1674	Boss Bat bling	1
#2775	Boss Bat britches	1
#1012	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
#460	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
#293	C.H.U.M. chum	1
#312	Cerebral Crossbow	1
#88	Choco-Mint patty	1
#740	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
#166	Claybender glasses	1
#1487	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
#1429	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
#244	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
#2409	Codpiece of the Goblin King	1
#2465	Colander of Em-er'il	1
#481	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
#1852	Corpse Island iced tea	1
#161	Crimbo dinner	1
#755	Crimbo pie	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#347	D roll	1
#534	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
#2663	Disco 'Fro Pick	1
#313	Divine	1
#1939	Dolphin King's crown	1
#982	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#151	Duskwalker fangs	1
#1406	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
#1417	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
#1789	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
#2385	Elder Turtle Shell	1
#470	Elmley shades	1
#260	En Una Fila Tequila	1
#1165	Ent cider	1
#521	FDKOL hotcakes	1
#120	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
#51	Friendly Turkey	1
#607	Gaia beads	1
#777	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
#787	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#440	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
#727	Gnollish plunger	1
#236	Gordon Bennett	1
#337	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
#725	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
#1442	Green Clover of Justice	1
#186	Green Manalishi	1
#117	Groll doll	1
#154	Hell broth	1
#613	Hell ramen	1
#470	Hollandaise helmet	1
#680	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
#1867	Imp Ale	1
#99	Jacob's rung	1
#108	Jefferson wings	1
#692	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
#1017	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#212	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
#991	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
#997	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
#973	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#997	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
#579	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
#1046	Knob Goblin pants	1
#1058	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
#746	Knob Goblin spatula	1
#1117	Knob Goblin tongs	1
#892	Knob Goblin visor	1
#149	Knob jelly donut	1
#822	Knob mushroom	1
#239	Knob nuts	1
#646	Knob sausage	1
#122	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
#130	Knob shroomkabob	1
#352	Knob stuffed shells	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#492	Knoll shroomkabob	1
#725	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
#815	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
#778	Lederhosen of the Night	1
#134	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
#525	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#970	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
#723	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
#1759	Mad Train wine	1
#308	Mae West	1
#401	Manetwich	1
#44	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
#696	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
#205	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
#108	Mer-kin roundshield	1
#191	Mer-kin takebag	1
#980	Microplushie: Bropane	1
#839	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
#890	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
#752	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#985	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
#999	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
#919	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
#1009	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
#953	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
#962	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
#391	Misty Cape	1
#394	Misty Cloak	1
#380	Misty Robe	1
#988	Mohawk wig	1
#348	Mon Tiki	1
#137	Mornington crescent roll	1
#248	Mr. Haggis	1
#78	Murderer's Punch	1
#472	Necrotelicomnicon	1
#288	Neuromancer	1
#726	Newman's Own Trousers	1
#1574	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
#1271	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
#845	Orcish baseball cap	1
#794	Orcish cargo shorts	1
#785	Orcish frat-paddle	1
#781	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
#255	Professor What T-Shirt	1
#157	Psychotic Train wine	1
#942	Ram's Face Lager	1
#80	Red X Shield	1
#1463	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	1
#647	Rock and Roll Legend	1
#128	Saturday Night Special	1
#2542	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
#471	Sinful Desires	1
#184	Space Tourist Phaser	1
#1109	Spam Witch sammich	1
#737	Supernova Champagne	1
#829	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
#804	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
#1307	Trollhouse cookies	1
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#756	Typical Tavern swill	1
#98	Ur-Donut	1
#916	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
#169	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
#479	White Citadel burger	1
#432	White Citadel fries	1
#162	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
#196	Ye Olde Meade	1
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#365	a butt tuba	1
#707	a little sump'm sump'm	1
#1478	abominable snowcone	1
#503	accidental cider	1
#132	accord ion	1
#121	accordionoid rocca	1
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#1006	acoustic guitarrr	1
#235	actual reality goggles	1
#122	actual tapas	1
#190	airblaster gun	1
#147	amok pudding	1
#109	amok putter	1
#1433	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
#638	ancient frozen dinner	1
#183	ancient ice cream scoop	1
#3681	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
#272	ant hoe	1
#254	ant pitchfork	1
#285	ant rake	1
#260	ant sickle	1
#117	antique accordion	1
#887	antique greaves	1
#899	antique helmet	1
#213	antique machete	1
#497	antique packet of ketchup	1
#906	antique shield	1
#949	antique spear	1
#485	armgun	1
#856	arrrgyle socks	1
#235	artisanal limoncello	1
#433	asbestos apron	1
#1081	asparagus knife	1
#125	asparagus stir-fry	1
#643	asshat	1
#179	attorney's badge	1
#124	autocalliope	1
#358	bätzle	1
#265	backwoods screwdriver	1
#261	baconstone ring	1
#7429	badass belt	1
#148	badge of authority	1
#213	bag of GORF	1
#632	balaclava baklava	1
#305	balloon helmet	1
#312	balloon sword	1
#630	ballroom blintz	1
#339	banana cream pie	1
#121	baritone accordion	1
#231	bat haggis	1
#1914	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
#784	batblade	1
#335	batskin belt	1
#267	bean burrito	1
#455	beaten-up Chucks	1
#233	beefy fish meat	1
#572	beer bong	1
#673	beer helmet	1
#133	beer-battered accordion	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#788	beertini	1
#956	bejeweled cufflinks	1
#745	bejeweled pledge pin	1
#1067	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#348	big bad voodoo mask	1
#395	big bass drum	1
#1006	big red clown nose	1
#802	bilge wine	1
#589	black & tan	1
#120	black blade	1
#124	black cloak	1
#669	black forest cake	1
#552	black forest ham	1
#694	black greaves	1
#390	black kettle drum	1
#634	black pudding	1
#893	blackberry	1
#143	blackberry galoshes	1
#120	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
#1034	bloody beer	1
#964	bloody clown pants	1
#621	bloody mary	1
#168	bone abacus	1
#118	bone bandoneon	1
#428	bone flute	1
#149	bottle of Evermore	1
#334	bottle of Ooze-O	1
#215	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
#624	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
#513	bottle of cooking sherry	1
#1329	bottle of gin	1
#134	bottle of laundry sherry	1
#679	bottle of popskull	1
#1584	bottle of rum	1
#344	bottle of sake	1
#662	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
#1073	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
#1367	bottle of tequila	1
#1260	bottle of vodka	1
#1505	bottle of whiskey	1
#544	bottle opener belt buckle	1
#1138	bowl of cottage cheese	1
#450	bowl of lucky charms	1
#170	bowl of rye sprouts	1
#1053	box	1
#230	box turtle	1
#92	box-in-the-box	1
#1335	boxed wine	1
#247	brains casserole	1
#73	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
#103	breadchucks	1
#205	breakfast mess	1
#105	breakfast miracle	2
#625	broken sword	1
#590	bronze breastplate	1
#200	brown felt tophat	1
#138	brown paper pants	1
#678	brown sugar cane	1
#299	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
#161	bucket of wine	1
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#592	bullet-proof corduroys	1
#1095	bum cheek	1
#579	bunch of square grapes	1
#374	buoybottoms	1
#538	cactus fruit	1
#185	calavera concertina	1
#535	calle de miel	1
#592	can of maces	1
#2975	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	1
#2874	candied yams	1
#4788	candy cane	1
#3832	candy stake	1
#90	cap gun	1
#330	cardboard katana	1
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#667	carob chunk cookies	1
#640	carob chunk noodles	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#130	carton of snake milk	1
#216	catgut taco	1
#169	catsup	1
#690	centipede eggs	1
#10	chalk choker	1
#235	charming flute	1
#1063	chef's hat	1
#665	cherry	1
#274	cherry pie	1
#509	chintzy noodle ring	1
#824	chopsticks	1
#689	chorizo brownies	1
#765	chorizo taco	1
#798	clown shoes	1
#185	clown wig	1
#239	clownskin belt	1
#86	coal shovel	1
#205	cob of corn	1
#290	cocktail onion	1
#1228	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#1284	coconut shell	1
#597	coffin lid	1
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#150	cold water bottle	1
#56	collapsible baton	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#86	combat fan	1
#201	compression stocking	1
#566	cookie cookie	1
#65	cool cat claw	1
#748	cool mushroom	1
#170	cool mushroom casserole	1
#864	cool whip	1
#522	corn holder	1
#850	cornuthaum	1
#1824	corpse on the beach	1
#1812	corpsetini	1
#130	crêepy mask	1
#1243	cranberries	1
#953	crazy little Turkish delight	1
#570	cream stout	1
#541	creamsicle	1
#162	crowbar	1
#706	crowbarrr	1
#523	cruelty-free wine	1
#459	cup of primitive beer	1
#403	curmudgel	1
#487	cursed black pearl onion	1
#125	custard pie	1
#1293	dead guy's watch	1
#714	dehydrated caviar	1
#1796	delicious salad	1
#134	delicious swamp muck	1
#83	deluxe layer cake	1
#158	demonskin trousers	1
#438	dented harmonica	1
#767	desiccated apricot	1
#1064	diamond-studded cane	1
#597	didgeridooka	1
#482	dire fudgesicle	1
#1098	dirty hobo gloves	1
#1849	disco ball	1
#1718	disco mask	1
#344	dishrag	1
#986	distilled fortified wine	1
#587	distressed denim pants	1
#1853	disturbing fanfic	1
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#135	dress pants	1
#266	dry martini	1
#214	dry vodka martini	1
#517	ducha de oro	1
#554	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
#124	duonoculars	1
#1043	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
#1064	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
#1032	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
#1031	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
#1062	dusty bottle of Port	1
#1017	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
#1281	dwarf bread	1
#400	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
#897	eXtreme mittens	1
#856	eXtreme scarf	1
#137	eagle's milk	1
#337	eggbeater	1
#2834	eggnog	1
#156	electric snakebite	1
#128	elegant nightstick	1
#291	elven hardtack	1
#305	elven squeeze	1
#208	enchanted bean burrito	1
#132	enchanted handwarmer	1
#541	energy drink IV	1
#477	enormous hoop earring	1
#240	escargotsicle	1
#191	exotic jungle fruit	1
#112	extra-flat panini	1
#510	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
#1087	eyepatch	1
#952	f3d0r4	1
#925	fancy opera glasses	1
#388	fiery wing	1
#1000	filthy corduroys	1
#972	filthy knitted dread sack	1
#602	filthy pestle	1
#133	fine aged cheddarwurst	1
#880	fine wine	1
#299	finger cymbals	1
#529	fire poi	1
#92	fish scimitar	1
#141	fishy fish	1
#955	flaming crutch	1
#886	flaming mushroom	1
#941	flaming talons	1
#297	flan del mar	1
#173	flask flops	1
#165	flavorless gruel	1
#139	fleetwood chain	1
#258	flimsy clipboard	1
#83	floral-print skirt	1
#275	flower petal pie	1
#384	flowing hippy skirt	1
#861	flute of flat champagne	1
#793	foolscap fool's cap	1
#777	forbidden sausage	1
#235	freshwater pearl necklace	1
#450	fricasseed brains	1
#256	frigid hankyū	1
#428	frilly shirt	1
#826	frilly skirt	1
#827	frozen mushroom	1
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#99	frozen turtle shell	1
#3427	fruitcake	1
#541	furniture dolly	1
#195	furry green turtle	1
#605	fuzzbump	1
#688	fuzzy busby	1
#593	fuzzy earmuffs	1
#609	fuzzy montera	1
#949	garish pinky ring	1
#100	ghost accordion	1
#592	ghost of a necklace	1
#125	ghost toga	1
#1350	ghuol egg	1
#556	ghuol egg quiche	1
#997	ghuol guolash	1
#257	ghuol-ear kabob	1
#161	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
#387	giant cactus quill	1
#987	giant designer sunglasses	1
#1641	giant discarded bottlecap	1
#2409	giant discarded plastic fork	1
#1517	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
#565	giant foam finger	1
#110	giant grain of protein powder	1
#205	giant gym membership card	1
#194	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
#143	giant motorcycle boots	1
#1255	giant needle	1
#214	giant penguin keychain	1
#2536	giant pinky ring	1
#184	giant safety pin	1
#119	giant spider leg	1
#189	giant turkey leg	1
#275	gimlet	1
#3940	gingerbread bugbear	1
#3809	gingerbread horror	1
#807	gingerbread robot	1
#897	glass of goat's milk	1
#237	glistening fish meat	1
#89	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
#200	glowing fungus	1
#1109	glowing red eye	1
#99	gnatloaf	1
#132	gnatloaf casserole	1
#149	gnauga hide chaps	1
#203	gnauga hide whip	1
#296	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
#821	goat beard	1
#847	goat cheese	1
#949	goat cheese pizza	1
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#395	gold lamé pants	1
#794	gold wedding ring	1
#1169	goth kid t-shirt	1
#785	gr8ps	1
#773	grapefruit	1
#829	grapes	1
#194	grass hat	1
#188	grass skirt	1
#428	grassy cutlass	1
#501	grave robbing shovel	1
#1909	green beer	1
#734	grue egg omelette	1
#92	guancertina	1
#277	guard turtle collar	1
#351	guard turtle shell	1
#140	gunky chicken	1
#206	haggis socks	1
#243	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
#100	half-melted spoon	1
#112	half-size scalpel	1
#324	half-sized guitar	1
#375	halfberd	1
#17	hand-crafted candy cane	1
#463	handful of walnuts	1
#648	happiness	1
#84	haunted paddle-ball	1
#110	head mirror	1
#325	headhunter necktie	1
#1679	heart of the volcano	1
#1877	helmet turtle	1
#892	hemp string	1
#1241	herb brownies	1
#2516	herbal stuffing	1
#313	hippy bongo	1
#320	hippy herbal tea	1
#550	hippy medical kit	1
#578	hippy protest button	1
#236	honey-dew	1
#434	horizontal tango	1
#460	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
#685	hot date	1
#96	hot mint schnocolate	1
#343	hot plate	1
#1288	hot wing	1
#606	huge spoon	1
#111	ice harvest	1
#1764	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
#1603	ice-cold Willer	1
#1357	ice-cold fotie	1
#275	icy mushroom wine	1
#166	imitation White Russian	1
#446	imp unity ring	1
#142	incredible pizza	1
#356	infernal fife	1
#740	infernal insoles	1
#246	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
#59	jam band	1
#120	jaunty feather	1
#570	java cookie	1
#560	jumbo olive	1
#189	jumping bean burrito	1
#131	jumping bean taco	1
#284	jungle drum	1
#154	jungle floor wax	1
#184	juniper berries	1
#506	keg shield	1
#184	ketchup	1
#531	kick-ass kicks	1
#376	kiwi	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#368	knob bugle	1
#146	knob mushroom wine	1
#232	knobby helmet turtle	1
#156	knoll mushroom wine	1
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#692	leather chaps	1
#897	leather mask	1
#1235	lemon	1
#104	lemon popsicle	1
#670	leotarrrd	1
#624	lihc eye pie	1
#905	lihc face	1
#897	lime	1
#141	little black book	1
#1297	little paper umbrella	1
#115	liver popsicle	1
#317	loadstone	1
#63	loaf of soda bread	1
#97	logging hatchet	1
#64	long-forgotten necklace	1
#104	low-budget shield	1
#1976	lucky rabbit's foot	1
#230	lumbering jack	1
#397	magic whistle	1
#110	magical baguette	1
#1220	magical ice cubes	1
#492	magilaser blastercannon	1
#677	maiden wig	1
#70	mama's squeezebox	1
#167	mana curds	1
#77	mana-coated yams	1
#73	mana-fortified cranberry sauce	1
#73	mana-stuffed herbal stuffing	1
#310	mandarina colada	1
#836	maple syrup	1
#7	marble magnet	1
#9	marble medallion	1
#9	marble mignonette bowl	1
#480	margarita	1
#444	mariachi hat	1
#667	martini	1
#168	menudo	1
#671	mesh cap	1
#161	midriff scrubs	1
#334	milk of magnesium	1
#898	mind flayer corpse	1
#791	miner's helmet	1
#785	miner's pants	1
#154	mini-martini	1
#314	mixed wildflower greens	1
#502	monkey wrench	1
#155	moonberry wine cooler	1
#117	moose antlers	1
#123	moose chocolate	1
#600	mullet wig	1
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#363	natty blue ascot	1
#858	ninja hot pants	1
#629	ninja mop	1
#109	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
#863	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
#3385	obsidian dagger	1
#471	ocarina of space	1
#530	ocean motion	1
#146	octopus's spade	1
#78	oil cap	1
#73	oil lamp	1
#69	oil pan	1
#91	oil shell	1
#84	oil slacks	1
#196	old school calculator watch	1
#2231	old sweatpants	1
#257	old-fashioned	1
#796	olive	1
#119	olive stir-fry	1
#214	open sauce	1
#440	opera mask	1
#942	orange	1
#101	orange popsicle	1
#179	orc wrist	1
#170	orcish stud-finder	1
#157	oven mitts	1
#205	overcookie	1
#618	oversized pipe	1
#879	oversized pizza cutter	1
#116	oversized skullcap	1
#242	packet of beer nuts	1
#1761	pail	1
#168	painting of a glass of wine	1
#528	papaya sling	1
#620	papaya slung	1
#538	papaya taco	1
#1565	pasta spoon	1
#688	pat-a-cake pendant	1
#84	peace accordion	1
#258	peach	1
#240	pear	1
#191	pear tart	1
#85	pentatonic accordion	1
#611	perforated battle paddle	1
#473	perpendicular hula	1
#109	pestopiary	1
#788	petit 4.1	1
#547	petit fortran	1
#151	pewter claymore	1
#290	philosopher's scone	1
#388	pie man was not meant to eat	1
#1207	piece of wedding cake	1
#172	pigeon egg	1
#29	pile of dungeon junk	1
#68	pillow shell	1
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#337	yellow brick road	1
#231	yellow drunki-bear	1

Wow, that's 958 items total!

what items are this player missing?