| #239 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #788 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #1288 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #880 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #432 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #203 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #98 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #477 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 7 |
| #280 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #116 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #732 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #46 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #97 | hand-carved bokken | 1 |
| #45 | hand-carved bow | 1 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #4 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |