| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #230 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #553 | Cloaca-Cola | 57 |
| #619 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1385 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1339 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #202 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1842 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #164 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 216 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2165 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #604 | anticheese | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #964 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #251 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 2 |
| #47 | clockwork doohickey | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #38 | clockwork widget | 4 |
| #690 | cocoa egg | 9 |
| #617 | coconut shell | 30 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #154 | cool mushroom | 17 |
| #167 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #162 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1234 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #397 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #311 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #923 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #246 | flaming mushroom | 11 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1364 | furry fur | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1454 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #469 | gnauga hide | 8 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #929 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1041 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #273 | pointy mushroom | 9 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #282 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #752 | ridiculously huge sword | 6 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #72 | roll of drink tickets | 2 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #92 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1309 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1716 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #477 | titanium assault umbrella | 13 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2168 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #192 | warm mushroom | 10 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |