| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #614 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #208 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #232 | Boris's key lime | 1 |
| #423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #925 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1016 | Cloaca grenade | 9 |
| #554 | Cloaca-Cola | 57 |
| #620 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 5 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1428 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1238 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #3597 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1389 | Dyspepsi grenade | 3 |
| #1341 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #655 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #1405 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1416 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1602 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #204 | Jarlsberg's key lime | 1 |
| #396 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #943 | Knob Goblin love potion | 2 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1841 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #164 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 216 |
| #1462 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2164 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #603 | anticheese | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #965 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1462 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #659 | black striped oyster egg | 8 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #588 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #1819 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2874 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1062 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #57 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 2 |
| #47 | clockwork doohickey | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #38 | clockwork widget | 4 |
| #691 | cocoa egg | 9 |
| #621 | coconut shell | 30 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #154 | cool mushroom | 17 |
| #168 | cool mushroom casserole | 1 |
| #163 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1238 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #1639 | doll house | 1 |
| #398 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 2 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #487 | enchanted toothpick | 2 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #928 | fat stacks of cash | 4 |
| #1076 | felt | 8 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #1761 | fire | 1 |
| #246 | flaming mushroom | 11 |
| #105 | flaming mushroom wine | 4 |
| #426 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #367 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #1363 | furry fur | 2 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1349 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1452 | giant discarded plastic fork | 4 |
| #1253 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2534 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3938 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #469 | gnauga hide | 8 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1168 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #5204 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1123 | lead necklace | 2 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #936 | little paper umbrella | 9 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #384 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1050 | magical ice cubes | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #1679 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1759 | pail | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #273 | pointy mushroom | 9 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #846 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #285 | rewinged stab bat | 2 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #750 | ridiculously huge sword | 6 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #860 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #72 | roll of drink tickets | 2 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #891 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #909 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #93 | spicy mushroom quesadilla | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1307 | spooky mushroom | 6 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1866 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1715 | string of red beads | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #350 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4494 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #477 | titanium assault umbrella | 13 |
| #2298 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1884 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2167 | valuable trinket | 3 |
| #2589 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #192 | warm mushroom | 10 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |