| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #68 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #165 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #103 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #75 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #51 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #68 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #292 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #119 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #73 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #325 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #62 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #133 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #4 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #156 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #155 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #56 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #61 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #165 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #75 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #168 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #104 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #335 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #130 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #205 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #73 | candied lime | 1 |
| #91 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #214 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| 🥇 | flagstone flagments | 1 |
| #92 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #73 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #117 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #89 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #218 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #180 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #93 | hot wine | 1 |
| #29 | imaginary lemon | 1 |
| #127 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #94 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #35 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 215 |
| #122 | magical pony: Pearjack | 18 |
| #38 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 159 |
| #21 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 339 |
| 🥉 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1,797 |
| #100 | magical pony: Uniquity | 37 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #104 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #177 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #38 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #88 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #221 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #192 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #101 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #86 | red tulip | 2 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #107 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #125 | single atom | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| 🥇 | space blanket | 5,555 |
| #135 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #107 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #70 | void burger | 1 |
| #66 | void lager | 1 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #110 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #101 | white tulip | 2 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |