| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bloodbath | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #158 | Crimbo dinner | 1 |
| #214 | Crimbo food scraps | 1 |
| #226 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 1 |
| #168 | Crimbosmopolitan | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #126 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #142 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #339 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #153 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #36 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #136 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #162 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #373 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #66 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #70 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #118 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #151 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #4 | Hodgman's imaginary hamster | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #113 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #87 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #99 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| 🥇 | Meatcleaver | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #52 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #162 | Mysterious Black Box | 1 |
| #164 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #154 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | The Emperor's new cookie | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #65 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #82 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Eye of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
| #67 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #273 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #226 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #175 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #166 | Trainbot linkages | 1 |
| #77 | Trainbot luggage hook | 1 |
| #164 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #169 | Trainbot plating | 1 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #234 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| #173 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Truthsayer | 1 |
| #4 | White Dragon Fang | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #78 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #76 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #107 | blue tulip | 2 |
| #192 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #334 | box of Dweebs | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #15 | box of hickory chips | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #80 | candied lime | 1 |
| #101 | cannonbomb | 1 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #300 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #204 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #100 | creepy voice box | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #122 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #80 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #217 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 1 |
| #74 | exactly-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #168 | fish juice box | 1 |
| 🥇 | flagstone flagments | 1 |
| #98 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #299 | freightcake | 1 |
| #80 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #78 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2812 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #131 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #95 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #185 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #29 | imaginary lemon | 1 |
| #128 | industrially-crushed ice | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #89 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #97 | iron torso box | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #30 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #13 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #167 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #40 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 205 |
| #63 | magical pony: Pearjack | 56 |
| #34 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 195 |
| #21 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 369 |
| 🥉 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1,883 |
| #65 | magical pony: Uniquity | 72 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #11 | mini kiwi invisible dirigible | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #180 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 1 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #39 | nothingtini | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #93 | old-school pirate grog | 1 |
| #84 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #116 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #116 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #222 | pile of Trainbot parts | 1 |
| #193 | ping-pong ball | 1 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #42 | polo trophy | 1 |
| #42 | portable ping-pong table | 1 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| #96 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #106 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #160 | red box | 1 |
| #85 | red tulip | 2 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #116 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #81 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #97 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #124 | single atom | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #23 | solid chrome box | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| 🥇 | space blanket | 6,789 |
| #136 | steamed oyster | 1 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #96 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #115 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #72 | void burger | 1 |
| #68 | void lager | 1 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #115 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #61 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #28 | white arm towel | 1 |
| #104 | white tulip | 2 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |