| #911 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #843 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #1108 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #4117 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #321 | bunch of bananas | 13 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1518 | duct tape | 8 |
| #109 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #80 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #115 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #27 | sleeping snowy owl | 296 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1129 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |