| #909 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 13 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #35 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #88 | Rainbow's Gravity | 2 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #1253 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #321 | bunch of bananas | 13 |
| #1091 | candy stake | 6 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #83 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #53 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #144 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #27 | sleeping snowy owl | 296 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |