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| #758 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #39 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 23 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #163 | Meat detector | 4 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #188 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 2 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #133 | annoying pitchfork | 18 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #37 | badger badge | 5 |
| #426 | bag of airline peanuts | 72 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #177 | blundarrrbus | 3 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #148 | brass stinger | 4 |
| #583 | brick | 64 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #148 | chocolate spurs | 5 |
| #437 | clown hammer | 67 |
| #557 | cocoa egg | 14 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #569 | defective skull | 36 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #379 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 77 |
| #185 | eye-pod | 3 |
| #143 | f3d0r4 | 89 |
| #396 | fake fake vomit | 81 |
| #530 | fake hand | 52 |
| #145 | false eyelashes | 4 |
| #1347 | fire | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #28 | giant book of ancient carols | 6 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #138 | goth kid t-shirt | 43 |
| #2196 | grue egg | 10 |
| #112 | harem girl t-shirt | 11 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #609 | jazz soap | 47 |
| #502 | joybuzzer | 60 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #189 | lead necklace | 53 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #461 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 65 |
| #172 | magnifying glass | 4 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #89 | meatcar model | 6 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #78 | miniature espresso maker | 2 |
| #108 | moonglasses | 6 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #661 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 34 |
| #376 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 83 |
| #261 | pirate shirt | 7 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #158 | prosthetic forehead | 10 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #530 | rubber emo roe | 60 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #302 | shock collar | 2 |
| #198 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 7 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #47 | smile-sharpening stone | 12 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #217 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 3 |
| #197 | stainless steel scarf | 14 |
| #399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 10 |
| #196 | stainless steel skullcap | 12 |
| #171 | stainless steel slacks | 14 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #220 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #191 | tiny balloon knife | 4 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1909 | toast | 120 |
| #1592 | toothsome rock | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #25 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 4 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #117 | wad of dough | 682 |
| #9 | weegee sqouija | 16 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #475 | whoopie cushion | 69 |
| #509 | wind-up chattering teeth | 63 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #521 | x-ray specs | 37 |
| #573 | yellow snowcone | 58 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |