| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #3212 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #112 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Bropane | 12 |
| #563 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 6 |
| #631 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 11 |
| #433 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #681 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #693 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 9 |
| #586 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 8 |
| #515 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13 |
| #26 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #490 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 4 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #129 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #38 | The Smith's Tome | 1 |
| #114 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #109 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #297 | blood flower | 33 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #44 | can of Rain-Doh | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #30 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #79 | fairy-worn boots | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1877 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1009 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5 | meat engine | 1,337 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #218 | onion shurikens | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #501 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 6 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 5 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 69 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #972 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #916 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 14 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #830 | tiny plastic Hellion | 9 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 11 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 9 |
| #1250 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 5 |
| #911 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #903 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 8 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 12 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 12 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #669 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 11 |
| #198 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 17 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 67 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1070 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #208 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 68 |
| #259 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 55 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #218 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 15 |
| #191 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 75 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #646 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 11 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #218 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 64 |
| #300 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 48 |
| #657 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 7 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #176 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 20 |
| #833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #813 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 9 |
| #1086 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #1210 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 6 |
| #207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 65 |
| #174 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 79 |
| #204 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 69 |
| #1041 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1475 | tiny plastic goth giant | 5 |
| #269 | tiny plastic grue | 52 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic hermit | 20 |
| #170 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 84 |
| #206 | tiny plastic killer bee | 69 |
| #1461 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #183 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 75 |
| #243 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 60 |
| #911 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #306 | tiny plastic mosquito | 49 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #700 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #409 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #195 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 74 |
| #227 | tiny plastic sauceror | 16 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic scary clown | 7 |
| #230 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 16 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #826 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 9 |
| #255 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 56 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #263 | tiny plastic stab bat | 55 |
| #261 | tiny plastic star starfish | 53 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #1727 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #183 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 20 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #722 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1791 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #124 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |