| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1274 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| #1560 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #608 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1503 | Feynman gate | 2 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #26 | Travoltan trousers | 2 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #562 | banana | 7 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1145 | capacitor relay | 6 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #438 | fancy chocolate | 7 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #734 | grue egg | 36 |
| #895 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 2 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #22 | iceberglet | 2 |
| #1112 | ion grid | 7 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1663 | jazz soap | 2 |
| #32 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #1188 | logic synthesizer | 5 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #24 | pilgrim shield | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #34 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
| #52 | plexiglass pants | 4 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #40 | plexiglass pinky ring | 5 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1615 | rubber emo roe | 4 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1366 | spooky felt | 4 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1182 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #39 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1868 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1331 | x-ray specs | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #21 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |