Museum :: Altoholic

Altoholic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#232	"caramel" orange	1
#168	1-ball	44
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#190	2-ball	36
#215	3-ball	30
#645	30669 scroll	6
#865	33398 scroll	5
#373	334 scroll	14
#166	4-ball	45
#287	4-dimensional guitar	4
#195	5-ball	34
#191	6-ball	35
#381	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#180	7-ball	44
#191	8-ball	194
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#821	Angry Farmer candy	59
#393	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#290	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#70	Battlie Light Saver	22
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#614	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#253	Black No. 2	26
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#78	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#62	Claybender glasses	11
#845	Cloaca-Cola	23
#103	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#4250	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#123	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	46
#348	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	22
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#69	Duskwalker fangs	8
#96	Duskwalker syringe	6
#184	Dust bunny	2
#1039	Dyspepsi-Cola	37
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1007	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#461	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#344	Green Clover of Justice	6
#82	Green Manalishi	19
#1144	Heimandatz's heart	1
#200	Hollandaise helmet	28
#348	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#664	Imp Ale	165
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#47	Junk-Bond	4
#78	Kashmir sweater	1
#442	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#363	Knob Goblin elite polearm	13
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#493	Knob Goblin firecracker	29
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#672	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#624	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#238	Knob nuts	1
#1015	Knoll mushroom	1
#3899	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1299	Mad Train wine	10
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#204	Marquis de Poivre soda	40
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#777	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#793	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	13
#212	Milk Studs	16
#193	Misty Robe	9
#726	Mohawk wig	4
#62	Mornington crescent roll	22
#238	Mountain Stream soda	130
#257	Newbiesport™ tent	10
#155	O'RLY manual	5
#306	PEEZ dispenser	5
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#72	Polysniff Perfume	12
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#167	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#44	Radberry Rip wine cooler	5
#36	Red X Shield	7
#962	SPF 451 lip balm	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#86	Saturday Night Special	4
#96	Space Tourist Phaser	7
#96	Space Tours Tripple	18
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#250	Swizzler	14
#85	T.U.R.D.S. Key	12
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#108	Texas tea	1
#24	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	29
#214	Thwaitgold slug statuette	25
#818	Trollhouse cookies	12
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#186	Typical Tavern swill	45
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#100	WA	6
#221	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	2
#98	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	5
#77	Whoompa Fur Pants	8
#731	Yakisoba's hat	2
#84	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	27
#89	Ye Olde Meade	13
#87	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	27
#1612	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#122	a butt tuba	11
#190	a little sump'm sump'm	17
#186	abominable blubber	2
#51	abstraction: joy	1
#11	acceptable bagel	1,971
#90	accidental cider	33
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#39	actual tapas	38
#74	adder	59
#290	adder bladder	28
#261	all-purpose cleaner	24
#129	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#675	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#124	ancient Magi-Wipes	102
#93	ancient frozen dinner	33
#106	ancient ice cream scoop	8
#93	ancient oil painting of yourself	2
#26	ancient pills	35
#110	ancient poisoned dart	33
#172	ancient protein powder	38
#99	ancient spice	44
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#121	ant agonist	31
#116	ant hoe	4
#255	ant pick	1
#251	ant pitchfork	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#196	anti-anti-antidote	22
#277	anticheese	29
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#519	antique greaves	7
#259	antique hand mirror	14
#388	antique helmet	14
#72	antique packet of ketchup	40
#378	antique shield	15
#510	antique spear	8
#171	armgun	19
#104	artisanal limoncello	9
#432	asbestos apron	1
#353	asbestos ore	18
#248	asparagus knife	36
#643	asshat	1
#60	attorney's badge	34
#891	awful poetry journal	43
#58	backwoods screwdriver	45
#179	baconstone	40
#7431	badass belt	1
#87	badge of authority	4
#194	bag of W&Ws	37
#31	bag of pygmy blood	107
#501	baggie of powdered sugar	31
#2043	ball	1
#367	ballroom blintz	6
#389	banana smoothie	1
#243	bar skin	57
#248	baseball	25
#376	bat guano	28
#274	bat wing	56
#150	batblade	30
#544	batgut	30
#481	beach glass bead	4
#287	beach glass necklace	1
#87	bean burrito	19
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#20	beefy pill	25
#175	beer bomb	246
#294	beer bong	7
#254	beer goggles	1
#428	beer helmet	6
#723	beer lens	1
#207	beer-soaked mop	1
#429	bejeweled pledge pin	7
#51	bent scrap metal	25
#394	big bass drum	1
#852	big red clown nose	2
#99	big rock	29
#203	bird rib	7
#113	bit-o-cactus	51
#399	black & tan	3
#57	black blade	9
#65	black cloak	8
#51	black eye shadow	29
#510	black eyedrops	1
#443	black forest cake	4
#290	black forest ham	7
#102	black gold	8
#694	black greaves	1
#71	black label	18
#394	black pension check	6
#409	black pepper	3
#333	black picnic basket	3
#363	black pixel	60
#336	black pudding	6
#478	black snake skin	8
#464	black spot	1
#378	blackberry	17
#54	bloodied surgical dungarees	10
#797	bloody beer	3
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#367	bloody mary	4
#46	blowdart	19
#499	blue class ring	4
#4	blue money bag	29
#398	blue pixel	153
#878	blue snowcone	1
#74	bone abacus	13
#108	bone flute	27
#40	book of matches	104
#97	bottle of Evermore	8
#143	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	67
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#670	bottle of antifreeze	1
#81	bottle of cooking sherry	42
#297	bottle of gin	76
#97	bottle of popskull	38
#593	bottle of rum	61
#340	bottle of tequila	77
#289	bottle of vodka	75
#384	bottle of whiskey	92
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#351	bowl of cottage cheese	58
#136	bowling ball	6
#684	box	9
#213	box of Dweebs	25
#5909	box of sunshine	4
#302	boxed wine	93
#242	boxing glove	1
#96	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	43
#141	brass gear	15
#34	bread basket	1
#146	bread man	4
#160	bread pie	1
#57	breadchucks	6
#36	breadwand	1
#2708	brick	1
#117	brilliant oyster egg	4
#476	broken skull	31
#412	broken sword	4
#434	bronze breastplate	2
#85	bronzed locust	41
#95	brown felt tophat	11
#44	brown paper bag mask	45
#44	brown paper pants	43
#356	brown sugar cane	10
#62	bubblin' crude	585
#1103	bugbear beanie	1
#1110	bugbear bungguard	1
#276	bullet-proof corduroys	14
#873	bum cheek	3
#444	bunch of square grapes	4
#797	bunny liver	2
#97	cactus fruit	35
#704	can of Binarrrca	12
#124	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	5
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#152	can of Swiller	34
#181	can of maces	6
#942	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#1129	candied yams	7
#36	candy harmonica	8
#300	carbonated water lily	13
#222	cardboard katana	2
#683	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#231	carton of rotten eggs	2
#113	carton of snake milk	3
#322	cast	65
#185	cat appendix	28
#241	catgut	40
#128	centipede eggs	38
#1188	chaos butterfly	19
#130	charming flute	5
#398	chef's hat	20
#199	cherry	31
#85	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	25
#765	chorizo taco	1
#307	chrome ore	18
#84	cigarette lighter	15
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#797	clown shoes	1
#722	clown skin	2
#158	clownskin belt	2
#98	clutch of dodecapede eggs	11
#243	cocoa egg	55
#627	cocoa eggshell fragment	43
#435	coffin lid	2
#536	cog	37
#777	cold ninja mask	1
#65	cold water bottle	13
#101	colorful toad	8
#86	combat fan	1
#432	communications windchimes	9
#79	compression stocking	36
#88	concentrated magicalness pill	30
#132	corn holder	12
#54	crêepy mask	24
#552	cranberries	28
#73	crappy waiter disguise	14
#122	creepy ginger ale	5
#95	custard pie	4
#248	dance card	8
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#142	death blossom	2
#692	decorative fountain	2
#444	dehydrated caviar	6
#45	deluxe layer cake	7
#284	demon skin	40
#1269	dense meat stack	1
#253	depantsing bomb	16
#524	desiccated apricot	5
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#130	dire fudgesicle	19
#767	dirty hobo gloves	7
#797	disassembled clover	31
#924	disco ball	17
#803	disco mask	20
#1025	disease	1
#177	dishrag	3
#160	disintegrating quill pen	65
#263	displaced fish	18
#93	disposable instant camera	1
#1195	disturbing fanfic	17
#331	donated booze	20
#360	donated candy	14
#307	donated food	21
#206	dope wheels	4
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#196	drab sonata	29
#930	draggin' ball hat	1
#61	dress pants	6
#167	dried face	26
#581	drum machine	3
#63	drum of tommy ammo	48
#525	dry noodles	100
#1505	drywall axe	3
#84	dubious peppermint	8
#764	duct tape	34
#124	duonoculars	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#306	dusty animal pelvis	1
#71	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	6
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#196	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#83	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#103	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#319	dusty left clavicle	1
#86	dusty left eleventh rib	5
#115	dusty left femur	4
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#290	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#311	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#304	dusty left humerus	1
#293	dusty left kneecap	1
#200	dusty left radius	2
#293	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#192	dusty left second rear claw	2
#114	dusty left second rib	4
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#189	dusty left third rear claw	2
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#149	dusty left tibia	3
#152	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#74	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#138	dusty right femur	3
#141	dusty right fibula	3
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#79	dusty right first front claw	5
#140	dusty right first rear claw	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#191	dusty right radius	2
#288	dusty right scapula	1
#295	dusty right seventh rib	1
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#64	dusty right tenth rib	6
#136	dusty right third front claw	3
#145	dusty right third rear claw	3
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#307	dusty right thumb	1
#195	dusty right tibia	2
#146	dusty right ulna	3
#146	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
#291	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#106	dusty second cervical vertebra	4
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#82	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	5
#313	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#286	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#188	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#118	dusty third thoracic vertebra	4
#293	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#260	eXtreme mittens	16
#273	eXtreme scarf	12
#64	eagle feather	18
#59	eagle's milk	30
#59	eaves droppers	1
#46	ectoplasmic orbs	60
#143	eggbeater	4
#228	eggwater	2
#388	eldritch effluvium	1
#105	electric snakebite	4
#105	elegant nightstick	2
#151	eleven-foot pole	1
#833	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	6
#88	enchanted barbell	30
#137	enchanted bean	37
#76	enchanted bean burrito	14
#170	enormous belt buckle	25
#106	ert grey goo ring	7
#131	eternal car battery	1
#719	evil golden arch	4
#38	exotic jungle fruit	118
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#109	extra-strength strongness elixir	21
#403	eye-pod	1
#472	eyepatch	11
#669	f3d0r4	4
#1440	facsimile dictionary	3
#293	fake blood	4
#347	fancy bath salts	33
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#206	fat loot token	15
#519	fat stacks of cash	13
#85	fermenting powder	98
#598	fetid feather	4
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#514	filthy corduroys	8
#464	filthy knitted dread sack	9
#866	filthy lucre	37
#388	filthy pestle	4
#393	fine wine	12
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#73	fire of unknown origin	18
#724	flaming crutch	3
#378	flaming feather	24
#579	flaming talons	6
#57	flask flops	30
#62	flavorless gruel	29
#51	fleetwood chain	29
#120	flimsy clipboard	18
#549	flirtatious feather	5
#593	flute of flat champagne	5
#60	frat brats	21
#136	freshwater pearl necklace	5
#172	fricasseed brains	8
#586	frightful feather	5
#826	frigid ninja stars	9
#634	frozen feather	4
#732	frozen nunchaku	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#92	funny bone	3
#116	furniture dolly	27
#870	furry fur	26
#30	furry pill	15
#264	fuzzy earmuffs	9
#36	ghost key	22
#316	ghost of a necklace	9
#239	ghost pickle on a stick	4
#122	ghost toga	1
#175	ghuol ears	111
#318	ghuol egg	62
#192	ghuol guolash	57
#64	giant artisanal rice peeler	16
#191	giant cactus quill	4
#930	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#76	giant giant moth dust	15
#34	giant grain of protein powder	29
#111	giant gym membership card	6
#65	giant heirloom grape tomato	29
#180	giant jar of protein powder	1
#89	giant motorcycle boots	3
#111	giant moxie weed	37
#772	giant needle	13
#120	giant penguin keychain	7
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#118	giant safety pin	6
#118	giant spider leg	1
#78	giant turkey leg	14
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#233	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
#56	ginger snaps	27
#54	glark cable	17
#615	glass of goat's milk	6
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#79	glistening oyster egg	9
#168	glittery mascara	8
#20	glob of cream cheese	54
#28	glob of enchanted icing	63
#86	glob of spoiled mayo	12
#198	glowing fungus	1
#609	glowing red eye	11
#202	gnatwing	32
#603	gnoll lips	3
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#424	goat beard	10
#615	goat cheese	9
#572	goatskin umbrella	1
#364	gob of wet hair	37
#177	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#529	gold wedding ring	6
#320	gooified animal matter	1
#228	gooified mineral matter	6
#232	gooified vegetable matter	7
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#216	gr8ps	25
#302	grapefruit	23
#670	grapes	3
#1298	green beer	5
#698	green candy heart	9
#234	green pixel	283
#1190	grue egg	22
#301	guitar pick	10
#95	gunky chicken	4
#126	half of a gold tooth	13
#401	half-rotten brain	1
#58	half-size scalpel	7
#249	half-sized guitar	2
#103	hamethyst	63
#2802	handful of confetti	9
#498	handful of hand chalk	41
#402	handful of moss	6
#171	handful of sand	135
#506	happiness	2
#121	haunted battery	3
#60	head mirror	7
#241	headhunter necktie	2
#765	heavy D	18
#350	hellion cube	16
#1041	helmet turtle	15
#605	hemp string	6
#151	henna tattoo	8
#846	herbal stuffing	9
#836	herbs	3
#434	hermit permit	4
#334	hill of beans	64
#217	hippy bongo	3
#174	honey-dipped locust	19
#433	horizontal tango	1
#353	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#452	hot date	6
#506	hot katana blade	16
#192	hot plate	9
#540	hot wing	77
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#90	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#247	huge bowl of candy	1
#355	huge spoon	4
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#58	ice harvest	50
#867	ice-cold Willer	23
#615	icy katana hilt	1
#78	imitation White Russian	22
#246	imp unity ring	9
#85	incredible pizza	3
#181	infernal fife	9
#409	infernal insoles	6
#203	inkwell	29
#682	irate sombrero	1
#960	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#83	jagged scrap metal	8
#62	jaunty feather	19
#71	jug-o-magicalness	53
#410	jumbo olive	3
#59	jumping bean burrito	25
#48	jungle floor wax	61
#184	juniper berries	1
#31	junk band	1
#34	junk trunks	1
#217	ketchup hound	31
#97	killing jar	7
#154	knob bugle	9
#89	knob ka-bobs	23
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#707	lavender candy heart	9
#196	leather chaps	18
#432	leather mask	8
#265	leathery bat skin	26
#267	leathery cat skin	35
#192	leathery rat skin	26
#142	leftovers of indeterminate origin	21
#538	lemon	53
#368	lihc eye	41
#313	lihc face	16
#590	lime	9
#955	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	3
#781	line	12
#294	linoleum ore	18
#326	lion oil	1
#101	little black book	3
#312	loadstone	1
#33	loafers	1
#832	long skinny balloon	2
#492	loose teeth	89
#56	low-budget shield	11
#710	lowercase N	4
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#518	lump of diamond	2
#70	lynyrd musk	12
#71	lynyrd skin	4
#62	lynyrd snare	13
#1423	macaroni duck	1
#43	magical baguette	35
#334	magical mystery juice	24
#167	magicalness-in-a-can	41
#402	magilaser blastercannon	2
#71	mana curds	25
#142	margarita	18
#707	mariachi G-string	1
#238	mariachi hat	18
#1086	marionette	1
#185	martini	23
#1321	marzipan skull	1
#238	meat engine	9
#529	meat paste	35
#873	meat vortex	7
#186	megatofu	48
#130	melted Jell-o shot	30
#218	mesh cap	14
#758	metallic A	13
#140	midriff scrubs	2
#790	miner's helmet	1
#602	miner's pants	2
#147	miniature boiler	1
#245	mixed wildflower greens	2
#56	molten scrap metal	14
#313	monkey wrench	4
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#57	moose antlers	6
#46	moose chocolate	18
#66	moose thought	17
#56	mostly-broken sunglasses	15
#69	mouse skull	12
#311	moxie weed	72
#376	mullet wig	3
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#247	mummy wrapping	83
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#212	natty blue ascot	2
#376	ninja hot pants	8
#354	ocarina of space	3
#528	ocean motion	1
#80	old bronzer	7
#83	old eyebrow pencil	7
#87	old rosewater cream	7
#1207	old sweatpants	25
#373	olive	22
#73	one pill	33
#116	open sauce	15
#448	orange	24
#882	orange candy heart	5
#83	orc wrist	8
#74	orcish hand lotion	31
#91	orcish nailing lube	20
#87	orcish rubber	23
#85	orcish stud-finder	8
#700	original G	25
#202	ornate picture frame	8
🥇	overflowing gift basket	1
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Wow, that's 18,771 items total!

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