Museum :: Altoholic

Altoholic

Rank	Item	Quantity
#235	"caramel" orange	1
#169	1-ball	44
#645	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	6
#190	2-ball	36
#215	3-ball	30
#645	30669 scroll	6
#865	33398 scroll	5
#373	334 scroll	14
#166	4-ball	45
#286	4-dimensional guitar	4
#196	5-ball	34
#192	6-ball	35
#382	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	7
#180	7-ball	44
#190	8-ball	194
#785	ASCII shirt	1
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
#820	Angry Farmer candy	59
#392	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
#291	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
#71	Battlie Light Saver	22
#116	Ben-Gal™ Balm	14
#615	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
#252	Black No. 2	26
#409	Blackfly Chardonnay	6
#271	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#79	Citrus Crush wine cooler	1
#63	Claybender glasses	11
#845	Cloaca-Cola	23
#104	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	10
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#4251	Crown of the Goblin King	1
#123	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	46
#348	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	22
#211	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
#2741	Drowsy Sword	1
#70	Duskwalker fangs	8
#99	Duskwalker syringe	6
#183	Dust bunny	2
#1037	Dyspepsi-Cola	37
#248	Eau de Guaneau	2
#1008	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
#462	Genalen™ Bottle	1
#347	Green Clover of Justice	6
#83	Green Manalishi	19
#1149	Heimandatz's heart	1
#202	Hollandaise helmet	28
#349	Iiti Kitty phone charm	6
#664	Imp Ale	165
#57	Jacob's rung	4
#396	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
#59	Jefferson wings	7
#47	Junk-Bond	4
#79	Kashmir sweater	1
#443	Knob Goblin elite helm	10
#401	Knob Goblin elite pants	11
#363	Knob Goblin elite polearm	13
#1052	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
#492	Knob Goblin firecracker	29
#1007	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
#674	Knob Goblin harem veil	3
#499	Knob Goblin pants	14
#627	Knob Goblin perfume	2
#528	Knob Goblin scimitar	12
#826	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
#569	Knob Goblin tongs	11
#514	Knob Goblin visor	7
#239	Knob nuts	1
#1016	Knoll mushroom	1
#3901	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
#1299	Mad Train wine	10
#136	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
#201	Marquis de Poivre soda	40
#365	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	4
#1001	Meleegra™ pills	2
#778	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	3
#793	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	13
#211	Milk Studs	16
#194	Misty Robe	9
#727	Mohawk wig	4
#63	Mornington crescent roll	22
#238	Mountain Stream soda	130
#260	Newbiesport™ tent	10
#155	O'RLY manual	5
#305	PEEZ dispenser	5
#544	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
#73	Polysniff Perfume	12
#332	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	2
#168	Professor What T-Shirt	3
#45	Radberry Rip wine cooler	5
#37	Red X Shield	7
#963	SPF 451 lip balm	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#86	Saturday Night Special	4
#97	Space Tourist Phaser	7
#97	Space Tours Tripple	18
#810	Spam Witch sammich	9
#478	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
#153	Squat-Thrust Magazine	3
#465	Supernova Champagne	5
#250	Swizzler	14
#86	T.U.R.D.S. Key	12
#1319	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	10
#109	Texas tea	1
#24	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	29
#216	Thwaitgold slug statuette	25
#818	Trollhouse cookies	12
#694	Tuesday's ruby	1
#186	Typical Tavern swill	45
#606	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	2
#100	WA	6
#220	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	2
#100	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	5
#78	Whoompa Fur Pants	8
#732	Yakisoba's hat	2
#85	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	27
#90	Ye Olde Meade	13
#88	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	27
#1613	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
#122	a butt tuba	11
#189	a little sump'm sump'm	17
#187	abominable blubber	2
#52	abstraction: joy	1
#11	acceptable bagel	1,971
#91	accidental cider	33
#1006	acid-squirting flower	1
#40	actual tapas	38
#74	adder	59
#290	adder bladder	28
#261	all-purpose cleaner	24
#131	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
#675	amulet of extreme plot significance	11
#124	ancient Magi-Wipes	102
#93	ancient frozen dinner	33
#107	ancient ice cream scoop	8
#92	ancient oil painting of yourself	2
#26	ancient pills	35
#109	ancient poisoned dart	33
#172	ancient protein powder	38
#99	ancient spice	44
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
#570	annoying pitchfork	4
#121	ant agonist	31
#117	ant hoe	4
#255	ant pick	1
#252	ant pitchfork	1
#165	ant sickle	2
#196	anti-anti-antidote	22
#277	anticheese	29
#250	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
#519	antique greaves	7
#260	antique hand mirror	14
#389	antique helmet	14
#72	antique packet of ketchup	40
#378	antique shield	15
#511	antique spear	8
#172	armgun	19
#105	artisanal limoncello	9
#433	asbestos apron	1
#354	asbestos ore	18
#248	asparagus knife	36
#643	asshat	1
#62	attorney's badge	34
#890	awful poetry journal	43
#59	backwoods screwdriver	45
#179	baconstone	40
#7428	badass belt	1
#88	badge of authority	4
#193	bag of W&Ws	37
#32	bag of pygmy blood	107
#501	baggie of powdered sugar	31
#2044	ball	1
#368	ballroom blintz	6
#389	banana smoothie	1
#243	bar skin	57
#248	baseball	25
#377	bat guano	28
#274	bat wing	56
#150	batblade	30
#544	batgut	30
#483	beach glass bead	4
#288	beach glass necklace	1
#87	bean burrito	19
#282	beanbag chair	1
#268	beaten-up Chucks	2
#20	beefy pill	25
#175	beer bomb	246
#295	beer bong	7
#254	beer goggles	1
#430	beer helmet	6
#725	beer lens	1
#208	beer-soaked mop	1
#429	bejeweled pledge pin	7
#51	bent scrap metal	25
#395	big bass drum	1
#853	big red clown nose	2
#101	big rock	29
#203	bird rib	7
#113	bit-o-cactus	51
#399	black & tan	3
#58	black blade	9
#65	black cloak	8
#51	black eye shadow	29
#510	black eyedrops	1
#443	black forest cake	4
#290	black forest ham	7
#102	black gold	8
#694	black greaves	1
#72	black label	18
#394	black pension check	6
#409	black pepper	3
#334	black picnic basket	3
#362	black pixel	60
#336	black pudding	6
#478	black snake skin	8
#465	black spot	1
#378	blackberry	17
#55	bloodied surgical dungarees	10
#797	bloody beer	3
#726	bloody clown pants	3
#368	bloody mary	4
#47	blowdart	19
#500	blue class ring	4
#4	blue money bag	29
#397	blue pixel	153
#877	blue snowcone	1
#74	bone abacus	13
#108	bone flute	27
#40	book of matches	104
#97	bottle of Evermore	8
#143	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	67
#376	bottle of Mystic Shell	2
#671	bottle of antifreeze	1
#81	bottle of cooking sherry	42
#297	bottle of gin	76
#97	bottle of popskull	38
#591	bottle of rum	61
#339	bottle of tequila	77
#289	bottle of vodka	75
#384	bottle of whiskey	92
#381	bottle opener belt buckle	4
#351	bowl of cottage cheese	58
#136	bowling ball	6
#683	box	9
#211	box of Dweebs	25
#5910	box of sunshine	4
#302	boxed wine	93
#241	boxing glove	1
#97	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	43
#140	brass gear	15
#33	bread basket	1
#147	bread man	4
#159	bread pie	1
#59	breadchucks	6
#36	breadwand	1
#2709	brick	1
#116	brilliant oyster egg	4
#477	broken skull	31
#412	broken sword	4
#433	bronze breastplate	2
#86	bronzed locust	41
#93	brown felt tophat	11
#44	brown paper bag mask	45
#44	brown paper pants	43
#354	brown sugar cane	10
#62	bubblin' crude	585
#1102	bugbear beanie	1
#1109	bugbear bungguard	1
#275	bullet-proof corduroys	14
#873	bum cheek	3
#444	bunch of square grapes	4
#798	bunny liver	2
#97	cactus fruit	35
#706	can of Binarrrca	12
#124	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	5
#1107	can of Red Minotaur	1
#152	can of Swiller	34
#181	can of maces	6
#943	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	9
#1128	candied yams	7
#36	candy harmonica	8
#299	carbonated water lily	13
#221	cardboard katana	2
#684	cardboard wakizashi	1
#731	carob chunks	1
#231	carton of rotten eggs	2
#113	carton of snake milk	3
#322	cast	65
#185	cat appendix	28
#241	catgut	40
#129	centipede eggs	38
#1188	chaos butterfly	19
#131	charming flute	5
#400	chef's hat	20
#199	cherry	31
#86	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	25
#765	chorizo taco	1
#307	chrome ore	18
#83	cigarette lighter	15
#445	clay peace-sign bead	4
#798	clown shoes	1
#722	clown skin	2
#159	clownskin belt	2
#99	clutch of dodecapede eggs	11
#244	cocoa egg	55
#627	cocoa eggshell fragment	43
#435	coffin lid	2
#537	cog	37
#778	cold ninja mask	1
#66	cold water bottle	13
#101	colorful toad	8
#86	combat fan	1
#432	communications windchimes	9
#81	compression stocking	36
#88	concentrated magicalness pill	30
#132	corn holder	12
#55	crêepy mask	24
#552	cranberries	28
#73	crappy waiter disguise	14
#121	creepy ginger ale	5
#97	custard pie	4
#248	dance card	8
#572	dead guy's watch	8
#143	death blossom	2
#693	decorative fountain	2
#445	dehydrated caviar	6
#45	deluxe layer cake	7
#284	demon skin	40
#1265	dense meat stack	1
#254	depantsing bomb	16
#525	desiccated apricot	5
#362	diamond-studded cane	15
#130	dire fudgesicle	19
#768	dirty hobo gloves	7
#796	disassembled clover	31
#925	disco ball	17
#805	disco mask	20
#1025	disease	1
#177	dishrag	3
#160	disintegrating quill pen	65
#263	displaced fish	18
#95	disposable instant camera	1
#1195	disturbing fanfic	17
#332	donated booze	20
#364	donated candy	14
#312	donated food	21
#206	dope wheels	4
#269	double-barreled sling	1
#196	drab sonata	29
#931	draggin' ball hat	1
#62	dress pants	6
#167	dried face	26
#581	drum machine	3
#65	drum of tommy ammo	48
#534	dry noodles	100
#1505	drywall axe	3
#83	dubious peppermint	8
#763	duct tape	34
#124	duonoculars	1
#272	dusty animal cranium	1
#245	dusty animal jawbone	1
#307	dusty animal pelvis	1
#71	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	6
#305	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
#199	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
#189	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
#292	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
#197	dusty first cervical vertebra	2
#84	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
#278	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
#103	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	4
#192	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
#320	dusty left clavicle	1
#86	dusty left eleventh rib	5
#115	dusty left femur	4
#189	dusty left fifth rib	2
#291	dusty left first front claw	1
#323	dusty left first rear claw	1
#135	dusty left first rib	3
#191	dusty left fourth front claw	2
#312	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
#294	dusty left fourth rib	1
#305	dusty left humerus	1
#294	dusty left kneecap	1
#201	dusty left radius	2
#294	dusty left scapula	1
#302	dusty left second front claw	1
#193	dusty left second rear claw	2
#114	dusty left second rib	4
#191	dusty left seventh rib	2
#278	dusty left sixth rib	1
#286	dusty left third front claw	1
#190	dusty left third rear claw	2
#306	dusty left third rib	1
#146	dusty left thumb	3
#149	dusty left tibia	3
#153	dusty left twelfth rib	3
#193	dusty left ulna	2
#74	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
#299	dusty right clavicle	1
#289	dusty right eleventh rib	1
#139	dusty right femur	3
#141	dusty right fibula	3
#304	dusty right fifth rib	1
#80	dusty right first front claw	5
#141	dusty right first rear claw	3
#124	dusty right fourth front claw	3
#134	dusty right fourth rear claw	3
#152	dusty right fourth rib	3
#320	dusty right humerus	1
#192	dusty right radius	2
#289	dusty right scapula	1
#296	dusty right seventh rib	1
#188	dusty right sixth rib	2
#64	dusty right tenth rib	6
#137	dusty right third front claw	3
#145	dusty right third rear claw	3
#134	dusty right third rib	3
#308	dusty right thumb	1
#196	dusty right tibia	2
#146	dusty right ulna	3
#147	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
#292	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
#107	dusty second cervical vertebra	4
#141	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
#187	dusty second thoracic vertebra	2
#194	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
#270	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
#127	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
#82	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	5
#314	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
#287	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
#188	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	2
#184	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
#119	dusty third thoracic vertebra	4
#294	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
#261	eXtreme mittens	16
#275	eXtreme scarf	12
#64	eagle feather	18
#59	eagle's milk	30
#60	eaves droppers	1
#46	ectoplasmic orbs	60
#144	eggbeater	4
#231	eggwater	2
#389	eldritch effluvium	1
#106	electric snakebite	4
#105	elegant nightstick	2
#151	eleven-foot pole	1
#833	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	6
#88	enchanted barbell	30
#137	enchanted bean	37
#76	enchanted bean burrito	14
#170	enormous belt buckle	25
#107	ert grey goo ring	7
#130	eternal car battery	1
#719	evil golden arch	4
#38	exotic jungle fruit	118
#336	exploding hacky-sack	2
#109	extra-strength strongness elixir	21
#402	eye-pod	1
#473	eyepatch	11
#671	f3d0r4	4
#1439	facsimile dictionary	3
#293	fake blood	4
#347	fancy bath salts	33
#2422	fancy dress ball	1
#206	fat loot token	15
#517	fat stacks of cash	13
#85	fermenting powder	98
#599	fetid feather	4
#124	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	30
#514	filthy corduroys	8
#465	filthy knitted dread sack	9
#863	filthy lucre	37
#388	filthy pestle	4
#394	fine wine	12
#692	[2426]fire flower	1
#73	fire of unknown origin	18
#724	flaming crutch	3
#378	flaming feather	24
#580	flaming talons	6
#57	flask flops	30
#64	flavorless gruel	29
#51	fleetwood chain	29
#120	flimsy clipboard	18
#551	flirtatious feather	5
#594	flute of flat champagne	5
#60	frat brats	21
#138	freshwater pearl necklace	5
#173	fricasseed brains	8
#587	frightful feather	5
#826	frigid ninja stars	9
#635	frozen feather	4
#731	frozen nunchaku	1
#149	full meat tank	1
#93	funny bone	3
#116	furniture dolly	27
#869	furry fur	26
#31	furry pill	15
#265	fuzzy earmuffs	9
#37	ghost key	22
#320	ghost of a necklace	9
#239	ghost pickle on a stick	4
#125	ghost toga	1
#175	ghuol ears	111
#319	ghuol egg	62
#192	ghuol guolash	57
#65	giant artisanal rice peeler	16
#192	giant cactus quill	4
#932	giant discarded plastic fork	9
#77	giant giant moth dust	15
#34	giant grain of protein powder	29
#111	giant gym membership card	6
#66	giant heirloom grape tomato	29
#181	giant jar of protein powder	1
#90	giant motorcycle boots	3
#112	giant moxie weed	37
#772	giant needle	13
#120	giant penguin keychain	7
#1368	giant pinky ring	7
#119	giant safety pin	6
#119	giant spider leg	1
#78	giant turkey leg	14
#15	gilded trumpet	1
#231	gin-soaked blotter paper	2
#56	ginger snaps	27
#54	glark cable	17
#615	glass of goat's milk	6
#215	gleaming oyster egg	1
#79	glistening oyster egg	9
#168	glittery mascara	8
#20	glob of cream cheese	54
#30	glob of enchanted icing	63
#87	glob of spoiled mayo	12
#200	glowing fungus	1
#609	glowing red eye	11
#202	gnatwing	32
#604	gnoll lips	3
#788	gnoll teeth	1
#425	goat beard	10
#616	goat cheese	9
#573	goatskin umbrella	1
#363	gob of wet hair	37
#178	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
#526	gold wedding ring	6
#324	gooified animal matter	1
#229	gooified mineral matter	6
#234	gooified vegetable matter	7
#883	goth kid t-shirt	2
#217	gr8ps	25
#302	grapefruit	23
#670	grapes	3
#1297	green beer	5
#696	green candy heart	9
#235	green pixel	283
#1191	grue egg	22
#300	guitar pick	10
#96	gunky chicken	4
#126	half of a gold tooth	13
#402	half-rotten brain	1
#58	half-size scalpel	7
#250	half-sized guitar	2
#103	hamethyst	63
#2800	handful of confetti	9
#498	handful of hand chalk	41
#403	handful of moss	6
#171	handful of sand	135
#506	happiness	2
#123	haunted battery	3
#60	head mirror	7
#242	headhunter necktie	2
#765	heavy D	18
#350	hellion cube	16
#1043	helmet turtle	15
#605	hemp string	6
#151	henna tattoo	8
#846	herbal stuffing	9
#838	herbs	3
#434	hermit permit	4
#335	hill of beans	64
#218	hippy bongo	3
#174	honey-dipped locust	19
#433	horizontal tango	1
#354	hors d'oeuvre tray	2
#452	hot date	6
#506	hot katana blade	16
#194	hot plate	9
#540	hot wing	77
#306	hovering sombrero	1
#93	huge Crimbo cookie	3
#245	huge bowl of candy	1
#356	huge spoon	4
#729	hypodermic needle	1
#57	ice harvest	50
#867	ice-cold Willer	23
#616	icy katana hilt	1
#78	imitation White Russian	22
#247	imp unity ring	9
#87	incredible pizza	3
#182	infernal fife	9
#409	infernal insoles	6
#204	inkwell	29
#683	irate sombrero	1
#960	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	3
#84	jagged scrap metal	8
#63	jaunty feather	19
#71	jug-o-magicalness	53
#410	jumbo olive	3
#60	jumping bean burrito	25
#48	jungle floor wax	61
#184	juniper berries	1
#31	junk band	1
#34	junk trunks	1
#215	ketchup hound	31
#99	killing jar	7
#154	knob bugle	9
#90	knob ka-bobs	23
#280	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
#705	lavender candy heart	9
#196	leather chaps	18
#433	leather mask	8
#265	leathery bat skin	26
#267	leathery cat skin	35
#192	leathery rat skin	26
#142	leftovers of indeterminate origin	21
#538	lemon	53
#368	lihc eye	41
#314	lihc face	16
#591	lime	9
#956	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	3
#781	line	12
#294	linoleum ore	18
#326	lion oil	1
#101	little black book	3
#316	loadstone	1
#33	loafers	1
#832	long skinny balloon	2
#494	loose teeth	89
#56	low-budget shield	11
#710	lowercase N	4
#1622	lucky rabbit's foot	2
#518	lump of diamond	2
#71	lynyrd musk	12
#71	lynyrd skin	4
#62	lynyrd snare	13
#1429	macaroni duck	1
#44	magical baguette	35
#334	magical mystery juice	24
#168	magicalness-in-a-can	41
#403	magilaser blastercannon	2
#71	mana curds	25
#141	margarita	18
#709	mariachi G-string	1
#241	mariachi hat	18
#1087	marionette	1
#186	martini	23
#1323	marzipan skull	1
#238	meat engine	9
#528	meat paste	35
#873	meat vortex	7
#186	megatofu	48
#131	melted Jell-o shot	30
#219	mesh cap	14
#758	metallic A	13
#141	midriff scrubs	2
#791	miner's helmet	1
#602	miner's pants	2
#148	miniature boiler	1
#246	mixed wildflower greens	2
#56	molten scrap metal	14
#312	monkey wrench	4
#2028	monomolecular yo-yo	1
#59	moose antlers	6
#47	moose chocolate	18
#67	moose thought	17
#58	mostly-broken sunglasses	15
#71	mouse skull	12
#311	moxie weed	72
#377	mullet wig	3
#86	multi-level marzipan	6
#247	mummy wrapping	83
#600	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
#213	natty blue ascot	2
#376	ninja hot pants	8
#355	ocarina of space	3
#529	ocean motion	1
#81	old bronzer	7
#84	old eyebrow pencil	7
#88	old rosewater cream	7
#1212	old sweatpants	25
#373	olive	22
#73	one pill	33
#116	open sauce	15
#449	orange	24
#881	orange candy heart	5
#84	orc wrist	8
#75	orcish hand lotion	31
#92	orcish nailing lube	20
#88	orcish rubber	23
#86	orcish stud-finder	8
#700	original G	25
#203	ornate picture frame	8
🥇	overflowing gift basket	1
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Wow, that's 18,771 items total!

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