Altoholic

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#233"caramel" orange1
#1691-ball44
#6451337 7r0uZ0RZ6
#1902-ball36
#2153-ball30
#64530669 scroll6
#86533398 scroll5
#373334 scroll14
#1664-ball45
#2864-dimensional guitar4
#1965-ball34
#1926-ball35
#3827-Foot Dwarven mattock7
#1807-ball44
#1908-ball194
#785ASCII shirt1
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#820Angry Farmer candy59
#392Angry Farmer's Wife Candy1
#291Bash-ÅŒs cereal1
#70Battlie Light Saver22
#116Ben-Galâ„¢ Balm14
#615Bit O' Ectoplasm2
#252Black No. 226
#409Blackfly Chardonnay6
#271Blue Diamond of Honesty2
🥇Book of Old-Timey Carols1
#78Citrus Crush wine cooler1
#62Claybender glasses11
#845Cloaca-Cola23
#103Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau10
🥈Crimbo smile1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#123Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment46
#348Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir22
#211Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#69Duskwalker fangs8
#96Duskwalker syringe6
#183Dust bunny2
#1037Dyspepsi-Cola37
#248Eau de Guaneau2
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#462Genalenâ„¢ Bottle1
#345Green Clover of Justice6
#82Green Manalishi19
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#202Hollandaise helmet28
#348Iiti Kitty phone charm6
#664Imp Ale165
#57Jacob's rung4
#396Jarlsberg's key lime pie1
#59Jefferson wings7
#47Junk-Bond4
#79Kashmir sweater1
#443Knob Goblin elite helm10
#401Knob Goblin elite pants11
#363Knob Goblin elite polearm13
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#492Knob Goblin firecracker29
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#673Knob Goblin harem veil3
#499Knob Goblin pants14
#627Knob Goblin perfume2
#528Knob Goblin scimitar12
#826Knob Goblin seltzer1
#569Knob Goblin tongs11
#514Knob Goblin visor7
#238Knob nuts1
#1016Knoll mushroom1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#1299Mad Train wine10
#136Mark V Steam-Hat1
#203Marquis de Poivre soda40
#365Maxwell's Silver Hammer4
#1000Meleegraâ„¢ pills2
#777Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler3
#793Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub13
#211Milk Studs16
#193Misty Robe9
#727Mohawk wig4
#63Mornington crescent roll22
#237Mountain Stream soda130
#259Newbiesportâ„¢ tent10
#155O'RLY manual5
#305PEEZ dispenser5
#544Pine-Fresh air freshener3
#72Polysniff Perfume12
#332Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket2
#168Professor What T-Shirt3
#44Radberry Rip wine cooler5
#36Red X Shield7
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
🥇SalesCo sample kit1
#86Saturday Night Special4
#96Space Tourist Phaser7
#96Space Tours Tripple18
#810Spam Witch sammich9
#478Spooky-Gro fertilizer1
#153Squat-Thrust Magazine3
#465Supernova Champagne5
#250Swizzler14
#85T.U.R.D.S. Key12
#1319Tasty Fun Good rice candy10
#109Texas tea1
#24Thwaitgold mosquito statuette29
#215Thwaitgold slug statuette25
#818Trollhouse cookies12
#694Tuesday's ruby1
#186Typical Tavern swill45
#606Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix2
#100WA6
#221Way More Tearsâ„¢ pepper spray2
#98Whatsian Ionic Pliers5
#77Whoompa Fur Pants8
#732Yakisoba's hat2
#84Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick27
#89Ye Olde Meade13
#87Ye Olde Medieval Insult27
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#122a butt tuba11
#189a little sump'm sump'm17
#186abominable blubber2
#51abstraction: joy1
#11acceptable bagel1,971
#91accidental cider33
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#40actual tapas38
#74adder59
#290adder bladder28
#261all-purpose cleaner24
#130almost-dead walkie-talkie1
#675amulet of extreme plot significance11
#124ancient Magi-Wipes102
#93ancient frozen dinner33
#106ancient ice cream scoop8
#92ancient oil painting of yourself2
#26ancient pills35
#109ancient poisoned dart33
#172ancient protein powder38
#99ancient spice44
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#570annoying pitchfork4
#121ant agonist31
#116ant hoe4
#255ant pick1
#251ant pitchfork1
#165ant sickle2
#196anti-anti-antidote22
#277anticheese29
#250antique bottle of cough syrup2
#519antique greaves7
#259antique hand mirror14
#389antique helmet14
#72antique packet of ketchup40
#378antique shield15
#511antique spear8
#172armgun19
#104artisanal limoncello9
#433asbestos apron1
#353asbestos ore18
#248asparagus knife36
#643asshat1
#60attorney's badge34
#890awful poetry journal43
#59backwoods screwdriver45
#179baconstone40
#7427badass belt1
#87badge of authority4
#193bag of W&Ws37
#31bag of pygmy blood107
#501baggie of powdered sugar31
#2042ball1
#368ballroom blintz6
#389banana smoothie1
#243bar skin57
#248baseball25
#375bat guano28
#274bat wing56
#150batblade30
#544batgut30
#482beach glass bead4
#288beach glass necklace1
#87bean burrito19
#282beanbag chair1
#268beaten-up Chucks2
#20beefy pill25
#175beer bomb246
#295beer bong7
#254beer goggles1
#429beer helmet6
#725beer lens1
#208beer-soaked mop1
#429bejeweled pledge pin7
#51bent scrap metal25
#395big bass drum1
#852big red clown nose2
#99big rock29
#203bird rib7
#113bit-o-cactus51
#399black & tan3
#58black blade9
#65black cloak8
#51black eye shadow29
#510black eyedrops1
#443black forest cake4
#290black forest ham7
#102black gold8
#694black greaves1
#72black label18
#394black pension check6
#409black pepper3
#334black picnic basket3
#362black pixel60
#336black pudding6
#478black snake skin8
#464black spot1
#378blackberry17
#54bloodied surgical dungarees10
#797bloody beer3
#726bloody clown pants3
#368bloody mary4
#46blowdart19
#499blue class ring4
#4blue money bag29
#397blue pixel153
#877blue snowcone1
#74bone abacus13
#108bone flute27
#40book of matches104
#96bottle of Evermore8
#143bottle of Monsieur Bubble67
#376bottle of Mystic Shell2
#670bottle of antifreeze1
#81bottle of cooking sherry42
#296bottle of gin76
#97bottle of popskull38
#591bottle of rum61
#339bottle of tequila77
#288bottle of vodka75
#384bottle of whiskey92
#381bottle opener belt buckle4
#351bowl of cottage cheese58
#136bowling ball6
#683box9
#211box of Dweebs25
#5907box of sunshine4
#302boxed wine93
#241boxing glove1
#97brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings43
#140brass gear15
#33bread basket1
#146bread man4
#159bread pie1
#58breadchucks6
#36breadwand1
#2708brick1
#116brilliant oyster egg4
#477broken skull31
#412broken sword4
#433bronze breastplate2
#86bronzed locust41
#93brown felt tophat11
#44brown paper bag mask45
#44brown paper pants43
#354brown sugar cane10
#62bubblin' crude585
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#275bullet-proof corduroys14
#873bum cheek3
#443bunch of square grapes4
#799bunny liver2
#97cactus fruit35
#705can of Binarrrca12
#124can of Ghuol-B-Goneâ„¢5
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#152can of Swiller34
#181can of maces6
#944can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce9
#1129candied yams7
#36candy harmonica8
#299carbonated water lily13
#221cardboard katana2
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#731carob chunks1
#231carton of rotten eggs2
#112carton of snake milk3
#322cast65
#185cat appendix28
#241catgut40
#129centipede eggs38
#1188chaos butterfly19
#131charming flute5
#400chef's hat20
#199cherry31
#85chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli25
#765chorizo taco1
#307chrome ore18
#83cigarette lighter15
#445clay peace-sign bead4
#798clown shoes1
#722clown skin2
#158clownskin belt2
#98clutch of dodecapede eggs11
#243cocoa egg55
#627cocoa eggshell fragment43
#435coffin lid2
#536cog37
#777cold ninja mask1
#66cold water bottle13
#101colorful toad8
#85combat fan1
#432communications windchimes9
#79compression stocking36
#88concentrated magicalness pill30
#132corn holder12
#55crêepy mask24
#552cranberries28
#73crappy waiter disguise14
#121creepy ginger ale5
#96custard pie4
#248dance card8
#572dead guy's watch8
#142death blossom2
#693decorative fountain2
#444dehydrated caviar6
#45deluxe layer cake7
#284demon skin40
#1263dense meat stack1
#254depantsing bomb16
#525desiccated apricot5
#362diamond-studded cane15
#130dire fudgesicle19
#767dirty hobo gloves7
#796disassembled clover31
#925disco ball17
#805disco mask20
#1025disease1
#177dishrag3
#160disintegrating quill pen65
#263displaced fish18
#94disposable instant camera1
#1195disturbing fanfic17
#330donated booze20
#360donated candy14
#308donated food21
#206dope wheels4
#270double-barreled sling1
#196drab sonata29
#931draggin' ball hat1
#61dress pants6
#167dried face26
#581drum machine3
#65drum of tommy ammo48
#533dry noodles100
#1505drywall axe3
#83dubious peppermint8
#763duct tape34
#124duonoculars1
#272dusty animal cranium1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#71dusty eighth thoracic vertebra6
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#199dusty fifth caudal vertebra2
#189dusty fifth lumbar vertebra2
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#197dusty first cervical vertebra2
#83dusty first thoracic vertebra5
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#103dusty fourth cervical vertebra4
#192dusty fourth thoracic vertebra2
#319dusty left clavicle1
#86dusty left eleventh rib5
#115dusty left femur4
#189dusty left fifth rib2
#291dusty left first front claw1
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#135dusty left first rib3
#191dusty left fourth front claw2
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#305dusty left humerus1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#201dusty left radius2
#294dusty left scapula1
#302dusty left second front claw1
#193dusty left second rear claw2
#114dusty left second rib4
#191dusty left seventh rib2
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#286dusty left third front claw1
#190dusty left third rear claw2
#306dusty left third rib1
#146dusty left thumb3
#149dusty left tibia3
#153dusty left twelfth rib3
#193dusty left ulna2
#74dusty ninth caudal vertebra5
#299dusty right clavicle1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#139dusty right femur3
#141dusty right fibula3
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#79dusty right first front claw5
#141dusty right first rear claw3
#124dusty right fourth front claw3
#134dusty right fourth rear claw3
#152dusty right fourth rib3
#320dusty right humerus1
#192dusty right radius2
#289dusty right scapula1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#188dusty right sixth rib2
#64dusty right tenth rib6
#137dusty right third front claw3
#145dusty right third rear claw3
#134dusty right third rib3
#308dusty right thumb1
#196dusty right tibia2
#146dusty right ulna3
#146dusty sacral vertebrae3
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#107dusty second cervical vertebra4
#141dusty second lumbar vertebra3
#187dusty second thoracic vertebra2
#194dusty seventh caudal vertebra2
#270dusty seventh thoracic vertebra1
#127dusty sixth caudal vertebra3
#82dusty sixth cervical vertebra5
#314dusty sixth lumbar vertebra1
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#188dusty tenth thoracic vertebra2
#184dusty third caudal vertebra2
#119dusty third thoracic vertebra4
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#260eXtreme mittens16
#275eXtreme scarf12
#64eagle feather18
#59eagle's milk30
#60eaves droppers1
#46ectoplasmic orbs60
#143eggbeater4
#230eggwater2
#387eldritch effluvium1
#105electric snakebite4
#105elegant nightstick2
#151eleven-foot pole1
#833empty Cloaca-Cola bottle6
#88enchanted barbell30
#137enchanted bean37
#76enchanted bean burrito14
#170enormous belt buckle25
#107ert grey goo ring7
#130eternal car battery1
#719evil golden arch4
#38exotic jungle fruit118
#336exploding hacky-sack2
#109extra-strength strongness elixir21
#402eye-pod1
#473eyepatch11
#670f3d0r44
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#293fake blood4
#347fancy bath salts33
#2422fancy dress ball1
#205fat loot token15
#516fat stacks of cash13
#85fermenting powder98
#599fetid feather4
#124filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")30
#514filthy corduroys8
#465filthy knitted dread sack9
#863filthy lucre37
#388filthy pestle4
#394fine wine12
#692[2426]fire flower1
#73fire of unknown origin18
#724flaming crutch3
#378flaming feather24
#579flaming talons6
#57flask flops30
#64flavorless gruel29
#51fleetwood chain29
#120flimsy clipboard18
#550flirtatious feather5
#594flute of flat champagne5
#60frat brats21
#137freshwater pearl necklace5
#172fricasseed brains8
#587frightful feather5
#825frigid ninja stars9
#635frozen feather4
#731frozen nunchaku1
#149full meat tank1
#92funny bone3
#116furniture dolly27
#870furry fur26
#31furry pill15
#263fuzzy earmuffs9
#36ghost key22
#318ghost of a necklace9
#239ghost pickle on a stick4
#124ghost toga1
#175ghuol ears111
#319ghuol egg62
#192ghuol guolash57
#64giant artisanal rice peeler16
#192giant cactus quill4
#931giant discarded plastic fork9
#76giant giant moth dust15
#34giant grain of protein powder29
#111giant gym membership card6
#65giant heirloom grape tomato29
#180giant jar of protein powder1
#89giant motorcycle boots3
#111giant moxie weed37
#772giant needle13
#120giant penguin keychain7
#1368giant pinky ring7
#119giant safety pin6
#119giant spider leg1
#78giant turkey leg14
#15gilded trumpet1
#231gin-soaked blotter paper2
#55ginger snaps27
#54glark cable17
#615glass of goat's milk6
#215gleaming oyster egg1
#79glistening oyster egg9
#168glittery mascara8
#20glob of cream cheese54
#29glob of enchanted icing63
#86glob of spoiled mayo12
#200glowing fungus1
#609glowing red eye11
#202gnatwing32
#603gnoll lips3
#788gnoll teeth1
#425goat beard10
#615goat cheese9
#573goatskin umbrella1
#363gob of wet hair37
#177gold Boozehounds Anonymous token2
#527gold wedding ring6
#322gooified animal matter1
#228gooified mineral matter6
#233gooified vegetable matter7
#883goth kid t-shirt2
#216gr8ps25
#302grapefruit23
#670grapes3
#1297green beer5
#696green candy heart9
#235green pixel283
#1189grue egg22
#300guitar pick10
#95gunky chicken4
#126half of a gold tooth13
#401half-rotten brain1
#58half-size scalpel7
#250half-sized guitar2
#103hamethyst63
#2801handful of confetti9
#498handful of hand chalk41
#402handful of moss6
#171handful of sand135
#506happiness2
#121haunted battery3
#60head mirror7
#242headhunter necktie2
#765heavy D18
#350hellion cube16
#1043helmet turtle15
#605hemp string6
#151henna tattoo8
#847herbal stuffing9
#838herbs3
#434hermit permit4
#335hill of beans64
#218hippy bongo3
#174honey-dipped locust19
#433horizontal tango1
#354hors d'oeuvre tray2
#452hot date6
#506hot katana blade16
#193hot plate9
#540hot wing77
#306hovering sombrero1
#90huge Crimbo cookie3
#246huge bowl of candy1
#356huge spoon4
#729hypodermic needle1
#57ice harvest50
#867ice-cold Willer23
#615icy katana hilt1
#78imitation White Russian22
#246imp unity ring9
#86incredible pizza3
#181infernal fife9
#408infernal insoles6
#204inkwell29
#683irate sombrero1
#959jabañero-flavored chewing gum3
#83jagged scrap metal8
#62jaunty feather19
#71jug-o-magicalness53
#410jumbo olive3
#59jumping bean burrito25
#48jungle floor wax61
#184juniper berries1
#31junk band1
#34junk trunks1
#215ketchup hound31
#98killing jar7
#154knob bugle9
#90knob ka-bobs23
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#705lavender candy heart9
#196leather chaps18
#433leather mask8
#265leathery bat skin26
#267leathery cat skin35
#192leathery rat skin26
#142leftovers of indeterminate origin21
#537lemon53
#368lihc eye41
#314lihc face16
#591lime9
#954lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum3
#781line12
#294linoleum ore18
#326lion oil1
#101little black book3
#314loadstone1
#33loafers1
#832long skinny balloon2
#494loose teeth89
#56low-budget shield11
#710lowercase N4
#1622lucky rabbit's foot2
#518lump of diamond2
#70lynyrd musk12
#71lynyrd skin4
#62lynyrd snare13
#1422macaroni duck1
#43magical baguette35
#334magical mystery juice24
#167magicalness-in-a-can41
#403magilaser blastercannon2
#71mana curds25
#141margarita18
#708mariachi G-string1
#241mariachi hat18
#1086marionette1
#185martini23
#1323marzipan skull1
#238meat engine9
#528meat paste35
#873meat vortex7
#186megatofu48
#130melted Jell-o shot30
#219mesh cap14
#758metallic A13
#141midriff scrubs2
#791miner's helmet1
#602miner's pants2
#147miniature boiler1
#246mixed wildflower greens2
#56molten scrap metal14
#312monkey wrench4
#2027monomolecular yo-yo1
#58moose antlers6
#46moose chocolate18
#66moose thought17
#56mostly-broken sunglasses15
#70mouse skull12
#311moxie weed72
#377mullet wig3
#86multi-level marzipan6
#247mummy wrapping83
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#212natty blue ascot2
#376ninja hot pants8
#354ocarina of space3
#529ocean motion1
#80old bronzer7
#83old eyebrow pencil7
#87old rosewater cream7
#1208old sweatpants25
#373olive22
#73one pill33
#116open sauce15
#449orange24
#881orange candy heart5
#84orc wrist8
#74orcish hand lotion31
#91orcish nailing lube20
#87orcish rubber23
#85orcish stud-finder8
#700original G25
#201ornate picture frame8
🥇overflowing gift basket1
#373oversized pipe9
#505oversized pizza cutter8
#69oversized skullcap7
#1890oyster basket1
#823pail10
#98painting of a glass of wine7
#322palm frond18
#173panty raider camouflage10
#807party hat1
#761pasta spoon17
#340pat-a-cake pendant3
#748patchouli incense stick4
#378patchouli oil bomb1
#132pearlescent oyster egg5
#94pec oil13
#81pencil stub11
#66pestopiary10
#101pewter claymore3
#842phat turquoise bead1
#702phonics down36
#654photoprotoneutron torpedo18
#969pickle-flavored chewing gum3
#112pie man was not meant to eat27
#577piece of wedding cake7
#17pigeon egg404
#876pile of candy3
#557pile of jumping beans2
#89pill cup42
#630pink candy heart12
#235pink pony11
#57pink slime23
#391pitchfork4
#18pixel rock2
#41plain bagel114
#263plain candy cane1
#73plain snowcone2
#376plastic guitar2
#972plot hole11
#185pointed stick6
#506pool cue9
#121poppy10
#192popsicle stick8
#98popular tart2
#923pork elf goodies sack5
#144porquoise45
#114possibility potion1
#133powdered organs28
#177powdered powdered sugar3
#736pr0n legs6
#55premium malt liquor73
#698probability potion22
#658procrastination potion30
#225punk rock jacket1
#68pygmy briefs6
#69pygmy phone number16
#534rat appendix7
#438ratgut2
#368rave whistle4
#712ravioli hat20
#750razor-sharp can lid5
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1729really dense meat stack1
#51really thick spine17
#30red badge12
#62red blood cells19
#43red book13
#66red button148
#46red coat7
#91red eye1
#104red foxglove1
#42red letter33
#34red masque9
#6red money bag145
#333red pixel31
#97red pixel potion58
#54red red wine37
#41red rum37
#58red shirt5
#53red shoe4
#65red silk skirt2
#53red velvet cake41
#20red-hot poker17
#367reinforced beaded headband7
#61remaindered axe12
#566reodorant5
#81rewinged stab bat14
#698ridiculously huge sword8
#349ring of half-assed regeneration9
#1556roasted marshmallow1
#121robot grease8
#138rockin' wagon13
#441rocky raccoon16
#215roll in the hay12
#1092roll of toilet paper37
#410round purple sunglasses7
#240rubber axe4
#556ruby W12
#501rum and cola2
#124rusty bonesaw6
#364rusty grave robbing shovel9
#83rusty hedge trimmers12
#222s'more78
#708sabre teeth3
#239sake bomb90
#52salacious crumbs15
#981salamander spleen1
#734salty dog2
#746saucepan38
#427savoy truffle3
#276scorpion whip3
#152screwdriver16
#92screwing pooch7
#773scroll of drastic healing30
#418scrumptious reagent160
#1103seal tooth1
#964seal-clubbing club12
#528seal-skull helmet14
#138secret blend of herbs and spices13
#53sewer snake15
#61shadowy cat claw1
#78sheet cake6
#16shining star cap1
#1196shiny ring16
#214shiny stones29
#73shoe ad T-shirt1
#106short calculator2
#81short writ of habeas corpus5
#39short-handled mop48
#259shot of grapefruit schnapps14
#252shot of orange schnapps15
#202shot of tomato schnapps23
#77shuriken salad5
#171single-serving herbal stuffing2
#182sk8board9
#352skeleton bone128
#731skeleton key3
#313skeleton key ring2
#195slap and tickle15
#298slime convention swag bag1
#244slingshot1
#134slip 'n' slide19
#330smart skull43
#89smirking shrunken head8
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#368snifter of thoroughly aged brandy22
#51snow berries50
#222snowboarder pants16
#778soft green echo eyedrop antidote63
#462sonar-in-a-biscuit11
#3791spectre scepter1
#59sphygmomanometer16
#684spices12
#80spicy bean burrito11
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#47tiny plastic Crimbo caroler1
#42tiny plastic Crimbo cheer1
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#45tiny plastic Mirth1
#41tiny plastic Penny1
#46tiny plastic multi-level marketer1
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🥈walkie-talkie1
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#500wussiness potion18
#825yellow candy heart10
#1229yeti fur11
#2364yo-yo1

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