| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1678 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1173 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1821 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #739 | Goodfella contract | 8 |
| #1115 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #2513 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1643 | badass belt | 33 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #581 | box of sunshine | 556 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #41 | delectable catalyst | 25 |
| #1821 | duct tape | 4 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1132 | easter egg balloon | 22 |
| #1170 | empty agua de vida bottle | 4 |
| #544 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1439 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #623 | filthy lucre | 60 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #1145 | grue egg | 23 |
| #734 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #200 | magical mystery juice | 90 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1139 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1318 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #594 | radium-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #477 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2568 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1289 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #537 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 48 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #462 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |