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| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
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| #2027 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
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| #1543 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 16 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
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| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 12 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #2611 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #744 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 10 |
| #1125 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 14 |
| #966 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #1821 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #845 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
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| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
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| #1239 | tiny plastic zmobie | 6 |
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| #2812 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
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| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
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| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
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| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #923 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
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| #32 | wooden block | 100 |
| #230 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |
| #1012 | yellow gummi ingot | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |