| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #62 | 9-ball | 20 |
| #28 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #415 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #887 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #4 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 168 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #46 | Iron Beta of Industry | 186 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 25 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #563 | Microplushie: Bropane | 13 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #627 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #886 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #580 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #526 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8 |
| #665 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #719 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #636 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #250 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 27 |
| #872 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #214 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| 🥉 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 424 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #166 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 11 |
| #103 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 11 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #182 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 13 |
| #93 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 12 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #195 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #88 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 12 |
| #181 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 11 |
| #197 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #97 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 16 |
| #102 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 16 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #150 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 12 |
| #101 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #19 | Ralph IX cognac | 7 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #6 | Stone Golem pebbles | 3,119 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #475 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #4 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 36 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #150 | bowl of lucky charms | 5 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #45 | easter egg balloon | 177 |
| 🥉 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 424 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #271 | foon | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #73 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #212 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥉 | sandwich of the gods | 424 |
| #84 | stainless steel scarf | 22 |
| #72 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #45 | stainless steel skullcap | 21 |
| #56 | stainless steel slacks | 21 |
| #45 | stainless steel solitaire | 21 |
| #134 | stainless steel suspenders | 20 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1989 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #945 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #526 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #686 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #996 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2559 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #846 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1269 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2503 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2043 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2022 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1660 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1133 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #741 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #1214 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #973 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #589 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2237 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #573 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #46 | very fancy whiskey | 4 |
| #565 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |