| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #59 | 9-ball | 20 |
| #27 | Alice's Army Foil Lanceman | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #269 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| 🥉 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 168 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #42 | Iron Beta of Industry | 186 |
| #29 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 25 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #83 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Bropane | 13 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #623 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 4 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 13 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #521 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #717 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 4 |
| #633 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 8 |
| #247 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 27 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #213 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 3 |
| 🥉 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 424 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #164 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 11 |
| #102 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 11 |
| #144 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 5 |
| #181 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 8 |
| #90 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 13 |
| #92 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 12 |
| #129 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 13 |
| #193 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 4 |
| #88 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 12 |
| #180 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 11 |
| #196 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 4 |
| #97 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 16 |
| #101 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 16 |
| #198 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 10 |
| #150 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 12 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #19 | Ralph IX cognac | 7 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #6 | Stone Golem pebbles | 3,119 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #4 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 36 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #150 | bowl of lucky charms | 5 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #427 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #22 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 2 |
| #45 | easter egg balloon | 177 |
| 🥈 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 424 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | oriole-feather headdress | 5 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #65 | plexiglass pendant | 3 |
| #76 | plexiglass pikestaff | 4 |
| #72 | plexiglass pinky ring | 3 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #44 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 4 |
| #576 | purple glowstick | 2 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #211 | red plastic baby | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #15 | repaired El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| 🥉 | sandwich of the gods | 424 |
| #85 | stainless steel scarf | 22 |
| #73 | stainless steel shillelagh | 22 |
| #43 | stainless steel skullcap | 21 |
| #56 | stainless steel slacks | 21 |
| #43 | stainless steel solitaire | 21 |
| #134 | stainless steel suspenders | 20 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #130 | tattered paper crown | 4 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #985 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 3 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 5 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 2 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 4 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 3 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #845 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 4 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #1263 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 14 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #958 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #2018 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 10 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #737 | tiny plastic moneybee | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #968 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic peacannon | 4 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #2233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 8 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #569 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #507 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #45 | very fancy whiskey | 4 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #583 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |