| #6 | 4-ball | 5,650 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #199 | Bonerdagon necklace | 48 |
| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #259 | Boss Bat britches | 51 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 100 |
| #85 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #169 | Dolphin King's crown | 25 |
| #118 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 30 |
| #448 | Drowsy Sword | 42 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| 🥇 | Great S-Cape | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #39 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 25 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #90 | Inndya trading card | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #51 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 3 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #51 | Pack of Alice's Army Cards | 250 |
| #7 | Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards | 5 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #77 | The Snake trading card | 2 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #80 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 2 |
| #80 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #373 | badass belt | 113 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #176 | easter egg balloon | 93 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | indie comic hipster glasses | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #22 | pack of KWE trading card | 100 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #31 | recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 50 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #580 | solid gold bowling ball | 30 |
| #91 | spooky bicycle chain | 22 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| 🥈 | superhero mask | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #759 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |