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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #168 | Rainbow's Gravity | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #19 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #768 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #878 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1268 | box of sunshine | 160 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1279 | canteen of wine | 8 |
| #307 | cheap elven gloves | 14 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #905 | delicious salad | 22 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #620 | dusty Crimbo crate | 17 |
| #799 | elven limbos gingerbread | 14 |
| #724 | elven moonshine | 12 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #842 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1125 | iGoogly | 7 |
| #1919 | immense cyborg hand | 2 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1663 | killing feather | 28 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #248 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #926 | nanofiber cloth | 3 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #891 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #846 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1244 | robotronic egg | 17 |
| #2091 | rogue swarmer | 25 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2027 | sawblade fragment | 24 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1402 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
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| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1190 | theoretical string | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2642 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2806 | toast | 10 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2386 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #395 | yo-yo | 80 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |