LotsaHair

RankItemQuantity
#1101337 7r0uZ0RZ112
#12425-meat staff1
#10813-ball2
#4730669 scroll221
#9533398 scroll291
#130334 scroll56
#14744-ball1
#10764067 scroll6
#394668 scroll1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#9047-ball3
#17788-ball3
#857Angry Farmer candy52
#470Bit O' Ectoplasm4
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#495Blatantly Canadian2
#77Boris's ring17
#90Brimstone Chicken Sandwich144
#220Cherry Cloaca Cola6
#1449Cloaca grenade3
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#110Cloaca-Cola fatigues21
#338Cloaca-Cola helmet7
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#118Cloaca-Cola shield18
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#244Cold Hots candy35
#232Connery's Elixir of Audacity1
#46Crimbo stocking2
#611Crown of the Goblin King41
#894Daffy Taffy28
#306Diet Cloaca Cola3
#281Dolphin King's crown16
#113Double Bacon Beelzeburger104
#135Dr. Hobo's scalpel27
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#811Dyspepsi-Cola63
#427Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues6
#436Dyspepsi-Cola helmet6
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#127Dyspepsi-Cola shield15
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#64Elfin shortbread20
#664Ent cider7
#48Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium7
#251Ferrigno's Elixir of Power1
#64Gnollish autoplunger4
#163Gnollish flyswatter19
#375Gnollish plunger6
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#21Hatorade50
#613Hell ramen1
#4Hey Deze map1
#79Himalayan Hidalgo sauce2
#197Imp Ale1,201
#135Jarlsberg's earring10
#78Jumbo Dr. Lucifer197
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#181Knob Goblin Uberpants3
#564Knob Goblin elite helm6
#550Knob Goblin elite pants6
#290Knob Goblin elite polearm18
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#576Knob Goblin firecracker21
#453Knob Goblin harem pants7
#549Knob Goblin harem veil5
#97Knob Goblin love potion189
#111Knob Goblin melon baller31
#337Knob Goblin pants32
#300Knob Goblin perfume10
#438Knob Goblin scimitar18
#75Knob Goblin seltzer496
#84Knob Goblin spatula438
#106Knob Goblin steroids150
#126Knob Goblin stink bomb2
#66Knob Goblin superseltzer151
#263Knob Goblin tongs65
#440Knob Goblin visor10
#224Knob mushroom48
#77Knob sausage193
#45Knob shroomkabob9
#352Knob stuffed shells1
#755Knoll mushroom5
#137Knoll shroomkabob11
#77Lord of the Flies-sized fries158
#634Lucky Surprise Egg2
#159MSG4
#840Mad Train wine51
#401Manetwich1
#396Marquis de Poivre soda3
#301Meleegra™ pills32
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#659Mountain Stream soda10
#165Mr. Mediocrebar380
#109Now and Earlier56
#173Orcish baseball cap25
#294Orcish cargo shorts10
#117Orcish frat-paddle45
#194Orcish meat locker2
#173Pick-O-Matic lockpicks9
#342Pine-Fresh air freshener9
#748Ram's Face Lager5
#104Regular Cloaca Cola14
#26Rock Pops2,785
#209Rock and Roll Legend9
#114Senior Mints141
#138Sneaky Pete's breath spray10
#212Sneaky Pete's key lime1
#386Spam Witch sammich91
#163Spooky-Gro fertilizer6
#374St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket14
#535Tasty Fun Good rice candy89
#319Trollhouse cookies119
#254Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix12
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#252Valentine127
#653Wand of Nagamar6
#261White Citadel burger8
#230White Citadel fries7
#71Wint-O-Fresh mint711
#35Yummy Tummy bean7,905
#442a little sump'm sump'm4
#116alpha-mail pants1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#1884anniversary gift box2
#847annoying pitchfork2
#877anticheese2
#505antique greaves8
#482antique helmet9
#484antique shield9
#468antique spear10
#122asbestos helmet turtle1
#802asbestos ore4
#387asbestos staff1
#303asbestos sword2
#560asparagus knife8
#769aspirin1
#283asshat6
#358bätzle1
#7427badass belt1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#430balaclava1
#447balaclava baklava4
#2042ball1
#305balloon helmet1
#197bamboo bokuto1
#364barbed-wire fence12
#458baseball8
#63basic meat crossbow4
#144basic meat helmet1
#151basic meat spork1
#999bat-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#606batblade2
#98beanbag chair9
#131beer cartilage2
#16beer lens512
#489beertini3
#233bejeweled accordion strap1
#1064bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#210big stick1
#931black paisley oyster egg5
#204black pixel164
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#1166black striped oyster egg4
#204blood of the Wereseal3
#385bloody beer26
#368bloody mary4
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#107blue pixel1,090
#377blue pixel potion1
#536blue plastic oyster egg9
#840blue polka-dot oyster egg5
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#236bone rattle9
#743bottle of Monsieur Bubble1
#62bottle of gin941
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#537bottle of popskull2
#407bottle of rum113
#128bottle of tequila312
#913bottle of vodka5
#70bottle of whiskey1,118
#771bouquet of circular saw blades1
#437bow1
#1034bowl of cottage cheese2
#289bowl of lucky charms2
#121boxed wine373
#2708brick1
#816brine18
#233broken cellular phone18
#158bubblewrap ore17
#139bubbly potion131
#623bugbear beanie6
#637bugbear bungguard5
#126calle de miel15
#452can of Red Minotaur8
#545can of fake snow1
#401can of maces2
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#161candied kobold20
#1129candied yams7
#3284candy cane4
#3108candy stake2
#36cardboard crossbow2
#114cardboard ore21
#173carob brownies1
#98carob chunk cookies40
#434carob chunk noodles3
#818catgut1
#115chain-mail monokini1
#579cheap plastic bottle opener11
#109chocolate box1
#824chopsticks1
#201chorizo brownies10
#230chorizo taco21
#452chrome crossbow1
#632chrome ore5
#523chrome sword1
#747clockwork key1
#156cloudy potion121
#35cocoa eggshell fragment2,707
#777cold ninja mask1
#39continuum transfunctioner1
#748cool mushroom1
#1008cranberries4
#433cream pie1
#104curdflinger1
#648daisy2
#117dark potion164
#293dead guy's watch24
#175delectable catalyst1
#468delicious noodles1
#158denim axe3
#4deodorant618
#3285diamond necklace1
#258diamond-studded cane26
#848dill34
#509dirty hobo gloves27
#532disbelief suspenders1
#1419disco mask3
#614disintegrating quill pen4
#398dope gangsta bling-bling2
#100dripping meat sword1
#66dry martini16
#414dry noodles226
#1677drywall axe2
#441ducha de oro2
#905duck-on-a-string2
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#87dusty animal skull1
#944dusty bottle of Merlot2
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#292dusty fifth thoracic vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#303dusty first cervical vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#286dusty left fibula1
#305dusty left fifth rib1
#291dusty left first front claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#294dusty left fourth rib1
#305dusty left humerus1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#310dusty left ninth rib1
#297dusty left radius1
#294dusty left scapula1
#302dusty left second front claw1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#296dusty left second rib1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#322dusty left tenth rib1
#286dusty left third front claw1
#303dusty left third rear claw1
#306dusty left third rib1
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#296dusty left ulna1
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#283dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty right clavicle1
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#301dusty right femur1
#309dusty right fibula1
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#296dusty right first rear claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#281dusty right fourth front claw1
#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#288dusty right fourth rib1
#320dusty right humerus1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#288dusty right radius1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#313dusty right second rear claw1
#294dusty right second rib1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#293dusty right third front claw1
#314dusty right third rear claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#292dusty right tibia1
#315dusty right twelfth rib1
#302dusty right ulna1
#310dusty sacral vertebrae1
#292dusty second caudal vertebra1
#288dusty second cervical vertebra1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#309dusty seventh cervical vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#270dusty seventh thoracic vertebra1
#290dusty sixth caudal vertebra1
#299dusty sixth cervical vertebra1
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#288dusty third lumbar vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#87dwarf bread66
#138eXtreme meat sword1
#611eXtreme mittens3
#229eXtreme nose ring1
#568eXtreme scarf3
#124effervescent potion150
#1146eggnog11
#124enchantlers1
#720ennui-flavored potato chips19
#176evil golden arch72
#74exactly-three-shaped box1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#436extra-spicy bloody mary2
#450f3d0r411
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1008fake plastic grass1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#969fancy chocolate3
#1375fat stacks of cash1
#568felt16
#514filthy corduroys8
#552filthy knitted dread sack6
#365fine wine14
#151fizzy potion126
#618flaregun9
#275flower petal pie1
#154foolscap fool's cap25
#271foon1
#99football helmet1
#939frigid ninja stars4
#56fruit bowl6
#1786fruitcake6
#497ga-ga radio2
#1053ghost cucumber27
#231ghuol egg quiche8
#425ghuol guolash15
#168ghuol-ear kabob3
#1082giant discarded plastic fork7
#1269giant pinky ring8
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#3042gingerbread horror2
#600gnauga hide3
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#127gnocchetti di Nietzsche7
#61goat cheese875
#246goat cheese pizza43
#110goat cheese taco3
#758gob of wet hair2
#167golden twig1
#94goofily-plumed helmet1
#1916googly eye3
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#80goulauncher1
#658gr8ps2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#516green balloon3
#58green beer266
#149green pixel529
#175green pixel potion6
#678green snowcone3
🥈green traffic cone1
#441grog2
#450hair spray6
#1934hamethyst2
#328hamethyst necklace1
#76handful of drink tickets5
#296handsomeness potion6
#258hellion cube29
#490hemp string11
#474herb brownies35
#1515herbal stuffing4
#134hippo skin buckler1
#433horizontal tango1
#644hot katana blade9
#116ice-cold Sir Schlitz2,304
#746ice-cold Willer34
#106ice-cold fotie721
#754ice-cold six-pack5
#426icy-hot katana1
#134imitation nice watch1
#617infernal insoles2
#479inkwell4
#268jabañero pepper1
#166jabañero-flavored chewing gum50
#1025kite6
#1050kneecapping stick7
#218large box39
#332lavender paisley oyster egg10
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#435leftovers of indeterminate origin3
#824length of string13
#93less-than-three-shaped box3
#257lihc eye pie10
#155lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum54
#456linoleum crossbow1
#114linoleum helmet turtle1
#783linoleum ore2
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#963little paper umbrella8
#247los chinos2
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#1372mafia aria6
#266magic lamp2
#395magical mystery juice14
#836maple syrup1
#480margarita1
#243mariachi G-string12
#686marionette2
#271martini11
#736marzipan skull9
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#1614mauve striped oyster egg2
#53meaty helmet turtle2
#266menudo ravioli1
#123milky potion143
#536miner's helmet3
#785miner's pants1
#502monkey wrench1
#152monster bait1
#145moxie magnet1
#500mugcake2
#122murky potion151
#1437mushroom fermenting solution3
#69mushroom pizza48
#2043nanite-infested candy cane4
#2618nanite-infested fruitcake2
#2715nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear2
#527ninja hot pants4
#628ninja mop1
#289ocean motion5
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#673off-white plastic oyster egg7
#722off-white polka-dot oyster egg4
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#185oil of slipperiness2
#329ointment of the occult1
#490old coin purse5
#547old leather wallet3
#257old-fashioned1
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#163onion shurikens3
#216oriole-feather headdress6
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#273oyster basket15
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1115pail5
#87pants of the Slug Lord40
#209papaya sling8
#620papaya slung1
#282papaya taco5
#98penguin whip2
#90penguinskin mini-kilt1
#100pentacorn hat1
#382perpendicular hula2
#104pestoblade1
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#212phat turquoise bracelet2
#169pickle-flavored chewing gum53
#674piece of wedding cake5
#348pile of candy23
#496pile of jumping beans3
#345pink pony5
#424pitchfork3
#288pixel hat1
#72pixel shield1
#439pixellated candy heart34
#228plain brown wrapper2
#122plain pizza50
#509pointy mushroom3
#1074portable corkscrew4
#558potted cactus2
#695poutine1
#840pretty flower42
#801probability potion12
#699procrastination potion24
#685puce paisley oyster egg4
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#198purple pixel pie4
#568purple snowcone10
#562radium-flavored potato chips59
#1303rag doll1
#86rat appendix kabob19
#223ravioli della hippy1
#576razor-sharp can lid12
#136really sticky spider web1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#228red pixel62
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#220red polka-dot oyster egg13
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#357redrum3
#280reodorant32
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#200ring of aggravate monster57
#251ring of half-assed regeneration13
#347rockin' wagon2
#2137roll of toilet paper2
#624royal jelly5
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#165rubber axe6
#181rum and cola12
#319rusty metal ring1
#324rusty metal shaft1
#874salamander spleen2
#344salty dog26
#384salty slug3
#259sangria2
#74sausage pizza64
#41savory staff1
#57savory sword1
#461screwdriver2
#1192scroll of pasta summoning3
#94scrumdiddlyumptious solution7
#465scrumptious reagent125
#412serum of sarcasm1
#422severed rocking horse head1
#83shingle114
#1243shiny ring15
#307shot of flower schnapps1
#158shot of grapefruit schnapps34
#164shot of orange schnapps31
#206shot of tomato schnapps22
#667skeleton bone36
#316skeleton key19
#167skeleton key ring5
#146sleazy fairy gravy1
#190slingshot2
#427slip 'n' slide1
#379small box8
#149smile-sharpening stone1
#148smoky potion131
#971snifter of thoroughly aged brandy1
#193snorkel6
#203soda water23
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#285spaghetti with Skullheads2
#124spiced rum9
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#804spooky eggnog7
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#542spooky hockey mask3
#99spooky staff5
#1219spooky stick1
#422spork3
#388spray paint2
#846squashed frog4
#271star crossbow3
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#309star staff1
#193star throwing star1
#69starchy sword1
#111sticky meat pants1
#273stone banjo1
#110stone of eXtreme power102
#549strawberry14
#448strawberry daiquiri4
#238strawberry wine7
#716string of blue beads17
#1746string of green beads4
#911string of red beads13
#4206stuffed Cheshire bitten9
#6274stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech4
#5714stuffed angry cow5
#6396stuffed astral badger4
#6372stuffed baby gravy fairy4
#907stuffed can of asparagus2
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#905stuffed dodecapede2
#2480stuffed doppelshifter2
#5316stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#7024stuffed hand turkey3
#5305stuffed mind flayer6
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#3036stuffed shoulder parrot4
#5355stuffed sleazy gravy fairy6
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#6997stuffed spooky gravy fairy3
#382stuffed spooky mushroom21
#5299stuffed stinky gravy fairy6
#4016stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#1252stuffing6
#94styrofoam ore30
#456sugar-coated pine cone3
#542support cummerbund11
#130swirly potion150
#460t8r tots9
#211tamarind-flavored chewing gum41
#369tassel3
#681tattered scrap of paper2
#2033teddy bear1
#206tenderizing hammer8
#225tequila sunrise6
#213tequila with training wheels4
#298three-tiered wedding cake2
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3976tiny plastic baby gravy fairy4
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#6148tiny plastic howling balloon monkey2
#4794tiny plastic killer bee3
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3975tiny plastic mosquito4
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#265tisket1
#702toast1,136
#295tofu casserole4
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#1103tofurkey leg7
#227tomato daiquiri7
#1865tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1064top4
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#580toy wheel16
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#599tropical paperweight1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#93troutpiece1
#195turtle totem309
#609unrefined Mountain Stream syrup1
#511urinal cake2
#717valuable trinket98
#767vinegar43
#151vodka and cranberry15
#255vodka martini5
#149walrus-tusk earring8
#586wang1
#105whiskey and cola27
#66whiskey and soda20
#132whiskey sour20
#243white Canadian13
#630white balloon2
#154white chocolate and tomato pizza16
#134white chocolate chip cookies42
#847white chocolate chips2
#586white collar1
#706white lightning6
#251white picket fence16
#97white pixel697
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#690white sword2
#1748whoopie cushion2
#321wine spritzer2
#459wintergreen-flavored potato chips73
#1221wooden block1
#1042worthless knick-knack1
#651worthless trinket2
#324wussiness potion45
#228ye olde golde frontes1
#442yellow paisley oyster egg6
#101yellow plastic hard hat1
#967yellow plastic oyster egg6
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2115yellow snowcone1
#775yellow striped oyster egg3
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 37,954 items total!

what items are this player missing?