| #110 | 1,970 carat gold | 3 |
| #28 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 449 |
| #5 | 5-hour acrimony | 6,336 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | Alewife™ Ale | 6,452 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #4 | Arrow (+1) | 7,645 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #8 | AutumnFest ale | 1,150 |
| #5 | Azurite | 7,227 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #161 | Beach Buck | 8 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥉 | Blood Light | 829 |
| #91 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #96 | CSA discount card | 91 |
| 🥈 | CSA obedience grenade | 10,000 |
| #28 | Carpathian longsword | 79 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #4 | Cheer-Up soda | 1,000 |
| #265 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #572 | Chroner | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #74 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #12 | Coinspiracy | 7,316 |
| #37 | Cold One | 266 |
| 🥈 | Conspiracy™ mascara | 4 |
| 🥉 | Crazymaker | 262 |
| 🥇 | Crepes a la Lune | 420 |
| #29 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 101 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #85 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 136 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #18 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #305 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 2 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1963 | Crown of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #36 | Dad's brandy | 5 |
| #254 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 4 |
| 🥈 | Divine | 1,800 |
| 🥉 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 130 |
| #27 | Doc's Fortifying Wine | 3 |
| #8 | Doc's Smartifying Wine | 42 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| 🥇 | Dump Truck | 262 |
| 🥉 | Duskwalker syringe | 2,262 |
| 🥇 | Earth and Firewater | 376 |
| 🥈 | Earth, Wind and Firewater | 287 |
| 🥉 | Electric Punch | 57 |
| #430 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 4 |
| #19 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 5 |
| #10 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 11 |
| #47 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 2 |
| #12 | Elf Guard MPC | 11,202 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 14 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard clipboard | 6 |
| #92 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 10 |
| #6 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 7 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #11 | Elf Guard honor present | 24 |
| #59 | Elf Guard hotpants | 2 |
| #4 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 14 |
| #100 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #107 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 12 |
| #32 | Elf Guard safety bear | 4 |
| #7 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 10 |
| #6 | Elf Guard strategic map | 13 |
| #4 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 17 |
| #68 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 17 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #10 | Elvish underarmor | 5 |
| #5 | Eye Agate | 7,648 |
| #63 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 22 |
| #93 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 10 |
| #10 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 496 |
| 🥉 | Feliz Navidad | 292 |
| #44 | Freddy Kruegerand | 404 |
| #5 | FunFundsâ„¢ | 13,315 |
| 🥈 | Game Grid ticket | 73,195 |
| #4 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 51,866 |
| 🥇 | Gnollish autoplunger | 15,000 |
| 🥇 | Go-Wassail | 51,391 |
| 🥇 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 2,587 |
| 🥈 | Gordon Bennett | 1,386 |
| #18 | Gummi-DNA | 221 |
| #21 | Gummi-Gnauga | 640 |
| #19 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 91 |
| #14 | Guzzlrbuck | 273 |
| 🥈 | Handsome Devil | 2,500 |
| 🥇 | Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance | 42,000 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #6 | Hell and How I Bent It | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hide-rox™ cookie | 119 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #4 | Hundred Headed IPA | 110 |
| #1001 | Instant Karma | 2 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #74 | Jack-O-Lantern beer | 3 |
| #10 | Kelflar vest | 32 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #47 | LOV Elephant | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #17 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 63 |
| #5 | Lapis Lazuli | 7,514 |
| 🥉 | Lazybones™ recliner | 68 |
| #42 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 6 |
| #2017 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| 🥈 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 16,615 |
| #57 | Mae West with a fly in it | 7 |
| #13 | Manual of Lock Picking | 4 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| 🥇 | Mer-kin cancerstick | 380 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| 🥉 | Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance | 2 |
| #8 | Meteorite-Ade | 550 |
| #15 | Middle of the Roadâ„¢ brand whiskey | 1,069 |
| 🥇 | Moonthril Schnapps | 420 |
| #7 | Mr. Burnsger | 94 |
| #15 | Mt. McLargeHuge oyster | 372 |
| #58 | My First Art of War | 13 |
| #134 | Mysterious Blue Box | 4 |
| #161 | Mysterious Green Box | 1 |
| #145 | Mysterious Red Box | 2 |
| #5 | Napalm In The Morningâ„¢ candle | 170 |
| 🥉 | Neuromancer | 2,371 |
| #12 | Neverending Party favor | 188 |
| 🥈 | New Age healing crystal | 350,347 |
| 🥇 | New Age hurting crystal | 70,000 |
| #143 | New Zealand iced tea | 87 |
| 🥇 | O'RLY manual | 30,600 |
| 🥉 | Oopsie IPA | 4 |
| #19 | Orcish meat locker | 51 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #4 | Party-in-a-Canâ„¢ | 98 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #83 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 1 |
| #143 | Professor What T-Shirt | 4 |
| #16 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Psychotic Train wine | 37,387 |
| 🥈 | Puffstone cigar | 28 |
| 🥈 | Ram's Face Lager | 143,271 |
| #41 | Red Roger's reliquary | 29 |
| #8 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 8,360 |
| #33 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 3 |
| 🥇 | Saison du Lune | 1,420 |
| #8 | Salsa Calienteâ„¢ candle | 77 |
| 🥉 | Scent of a Human™ candle | 478 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver Bullet beer | 2,006 |
| #6 | Skull Punch | 22 |
| #4 | Smuggler's Punch | 49 |
| #8 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 2 |
| #11 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spaghetti with Moonballs | 420 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #21 | Spring Bros. solenoid | 30 |
| 🥇 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 101,500 |
| 🥇 | Stooper | 200 |
| #46 | Swizzler | 412 |
| #126 | Sword of Dark Omens | 3 |
| #18 | TRIO cup of beer | 9 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #12 | Tea, Earl Grey, Hot | 53 |
| #76 | Telltaleâ„¢ rubber heart | 2 |
| #8 | The Beast Withinâ„¢ candle | 129 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #13 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #45 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #48 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 2 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 2 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Mad Liquor | 20 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #35 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #48 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Plumber's mushroom stew | 8 |
| #4 | The Western Look | 1 |
| #219 | Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag | 1 |
| #28 | Third Base | 8 |
| #52 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 6 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 44 |
| #131 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #9 | To Build an Igloo | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Twelve Night Energy | 452 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #26 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 2 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #29 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 87 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #33 | Vegetable of Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #8 | Volcoino | 1,044 |
| #700 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 19 |
| #72 | White Citadel burger | 60 |
| #153 | White Citadel fries | 10 |
| 🥇 | Xiblaxian residence-cube | 180 |
| #279 | Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher | 1 |
| #30 | Yeg's Motel alarm clock | 7 |
| #12 | Yeg's Motel minibar key | 3 |
| #183 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 15 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| 🥇 | agua de vida | 10,000 |
| #8 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #8 | alien plant pod | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #26 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #4 | ancient redwood | 1 |
| #9 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 6,401 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #15 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 2 |
| #4 | asbestos ore | 8,021 |
| #4 | automa-bot parts | 8,663 |
| #9 | autumn breeze | 1,124 |
| #6 | autumn years wisdom | 1,111 |
| #8 | autumn-spice donut | 1,551 |
| #10 | backwoods screwdriver | 639 |
| #263 | baconstone | 29 |
| #140 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #25 | bag of sausage links | 3 |
| #7 | banana candle | 332 |
| 🥇 | bark rootbeer | 507 |
| #14 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 11 |
| 🥈 | barrel-aged martini | 18,763 |
| #142 | batskin belt | 9 |
| #32 | bauxite beret | 14 |
| #22 | bauxite bow-tie | 18 |
| #22 | bauxite boxers | 17 |
| #23 | beer bong | 230 |
| #139 | beer helmet | 62 |
| 🥈 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 375 |
| 🥈 | berry-infused sake | 461 |
| #9 | big hot pepper | 346 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #158 | black pension check | 60 |
| #207 | black picnic basket | 9 |
| #8 | blank diary | 11 |
| #14 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 19 |
| #17 | blood kiwi | 1 |
| #75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #36 | body spradium | 17 |
| #55 | bone abacus | 26 |
| #8 | booze bindle | 656 |
| #183 | borrowed time | 1 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Amontillado | 17,576 |
| #22 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 11 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #7 | bottle of Evermore | 1,963 |
| #10 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 12 |
| #4 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 54 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 27 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 7,607 |
| 🥉 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 109 |
| #4 | bottle of Professor Beer | 219 |
| 🥇 | bottle of Race Car Red | 126 |
| 🥈 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 153 |
| #5 | bottle of anÃs | 31 |
| 🥇 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 823 |
| 🥇 | bottle of gin | 1,319,598 |
| 🥈 | bottle of norwhiskey | 14,056 |
| #18 | bottle of novelty hot sauce | 9 |
| #11 | bottle of rum | 35,332 |
| #6 | bottle of sea wine | 7,792 |
| #5 | bottle of tequila | 71,300 |
| #16 | bottle of vodka | 14,208 |
| #8 | bottle of whiskey | 43,349 |
| #9 | bottle of wine | 534 |
| #44 | bottled day | 5 |
| #7 | bowl of cottage cheese | 14,045 |
| #13 | bowl of topioca | 26 |
| #2495 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| 🥇 | boxed wine | 415,536 |
| 🥈 | brain preservation fluid | 62 |
| #44 | breakfast mess | 463 |
| #63 | breakfast miracle | 6 |
| #17 | brick | 1,532 |
| #49 | briefcase | 527 |
| #5 | brigand brittle | 5,433 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #26 | broken El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #14 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 25 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| #9 | bubblewrap ore | 3,131 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #65 | buffalo dime | 3 |
| #238 | cabooze | 3 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | can of Brütalbräu | 2,869 |
| 🥇 | can of Drooling Monk | 2,801 |
| 🥇 | can of Impetuous Scofflaw | 2,885 |
| #156 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #23 | can of sardines | 207 |
| 🥈 | can of the cheapest beer | 417 |
| #400 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 23 |
| #676 | candied yams | 13 |
| #13 | candy cane | 6,168 |
| #20 | candy stake | 744 |
| #70 | canopic jar | 252 |
| #7 | cardboard ore | 3,129 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #98 | chaos popcorn | 2 |
| #12 | cheap Chinese beer | 109 |
| #290 | chocolate cigar | 6 |
| #5 | chocolate covered ping-pong ball | 681 |
| #4 | chocolate disco ball | 1,534 |
| #4 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1,274 |
| #4 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1,268 |
| 🥉 | chocolate turtle totem | 1,195 |
| #102 | chocomotive | 7 |
| 🥉 | chocotini | 167 |
| #4 | chrome ore | 7,965 |
| #68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | citrus-infused sake | 335 |
| #8 | cloning kit | 426 |
| #8 | clown hammer | 1,998 |
| #22 | coffee pixie stick | 19 |
| #23 | cold mashed potatoes | 200 |
| 🥇 | colossal free-range mushroom | 140 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #420 | commemorative war stein | 32 |
| #15 | cop dollar | 13,917 |
| 🥇 | crayon shavings | 15,000 |
| 🥇 | cuckoo clock | 77 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #11 | day shortener | 1 |
| 🥇 | day-old beer | 1,000,500 |
| #63 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 3 |
| #11 | decomposed boot | 799 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #7 | designer handbag | 152 |
| #13 | deviled egg | 213 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #281 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
| #24 | dinner roll | 104 |
| #10 | distilled fortified wine | 568 |
| #15 | dollar-sign bag | 896 |
| #6 | drink chit | 2,530 |
| #39 | droppable microphone | 2 |
| #16 | dry cleaning receipt | 208 |
| #22 | duct tape wallet | 295 |
| #85 | dungeoneering kit | 9 |
| #585 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 14 |
| #647 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 11 |
| #561 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 15 |
| #556 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 16 |
| #629 | dusty bottle of Port | 12 |
| #535 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 17 |
| 🥇 | dusty bottle of blood | 84 |
| #6 | ear candle | 328 |
| #16 | eau de mort | 5 |
| #26 | eggman noodles | 13 |
| #56 | eggwater | 6 |
| #5 | eldritch effluvium | 84,322 |
| 🥇 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 116 |
| 🥇 | elemental caipiroska | 161,509 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #38 | elf army field rations | 2 |
| 🥈 | elven squeeze | 18,596 |
| #9 | embezzler's oil | 73,255 |
| #296 | empty agua de vida bottle | 717 |
| 🥈 | empty hourglass | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #203 | encoder ring | 97 |
| #8 | energized spores | 350 |
| #9 | etched hourglass | 1 |
| 🥇 | everfull glass | 122 |
| #33 | excitement pill | 4 |
| #7 | expired MRE | 114 |
| #88 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 276 |
| #14 | extra time | 1 |
| 🥈 | extremely slippery nipple | 270 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #7 | fake fake vomit | 4,657 |
| 🥈 | fake hand | 14,796 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #15 | fancy chocolate sculpture | 4 |
| #132 | fat loot token | 30 |
| #46 | fat stacks of cash | 1,402 |
| #7 | fat wallet | 2,389 |
| #4 | filled mosquito | 10,344 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #7 | fire-roasted lake trout | 188 |
| 🥉 | flagellate flagon | 2 |
| #216 | flimsy clipboard | 2 |
| 🥈 | foam dart | 22,026 |
| #16 | foon | 180 |
| #44 | freightcake | 10 |
| #14 | fried air | 707 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #13 | frigid air mattress | 30 |
| #24 | fudge spork | 26 |
| #123 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #496 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #375 | fuzzy earmuffs | 4 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #6 | garbage juice slurpee | 53,565 |
| #333 | ghost of a necklace | 8 |
| #93 | ghost pepper | 1 |
| 🥈 | giant green gummi bear | 1,292 |
| 🥈 | giant green gummi ingot | 2,103 |
| 🥇 | giant red gummi bear | 1,675 |
| 🥇 | giant red gummi ingot | 1,422 |
| 🥈 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1,282 |
| 🥇 | giant yellow gummi ingot | 2,464 |
| #19 | gift card | 85 |
| 🥇 | gimlet | 1,799 |
| #113 | gingerbread nylons | 2 |
| 🥇 | gingerbread wine | 1,626 |
| 🥈 | ginormous pumpkin | 188 |
| #21 | glass of raw eggs | 89 |
| 🥈 | glass of warm water | 2,200 |
| #215 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | glowing syringe | 984 |
| #5 | gob of wet hair | 35,036 |
| #11 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 164 |
| #114 | gold crown | 10 |
| #372 | gold wedding ring | 14 |
| #12 | government per-diem | 643 |
| #19 | government requisition form | 333 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| 🥈 | green drunki-bear | 3,577 |
| 🥉 | green gummi ingot | 9,644 |
| #41 | green slime glob | 35 |
| #98 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #24 | groggipop | 5 |
| #21 | grubby wool | 17 |
| #5 | guilty sprout | 715 |
| 🥇 | gummi canary | 7,452 |
| 🥇 | gummi salamander | 12,772 |
| 🥈 | gummi snake | 6,466 |
| #36 | gummi turtle | 69 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #18 | gym membership card | 162 |
| #23 | half of a gold tooth | 827 |
| #290 | hamethyst | 27 |
| #20 | hamlet sandwich | 766 |
| #1992 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #55 | handful of tips | 28 |
| #23 | haunted bindle | 154 |
| #5 | haunted gimlet | 257 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #415 | herbal stuffing | 19 |
| 🥈 | high-calorie sugar substitute | 12,871 |
| 🥈 | hobo fortress blueprints | 27 |
| #319 | hobo nickel | 904 |
| #6 | hollow rock | 550 |
| 🥉 | honey-drenched ham slice | 3,009 |
| 🥉 | hot buttered roll | 13,733 |
| 🥉 | hourglass | 1 |
| 🥉 | housekeeping automa-core | 39 |
| #4 | huge Crimbo cookie | 147 |
| #30 | huge gold coin | 912 |
| 🥈 | huge pumpkin | 356 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| 🥇 | ice house | 620 |
| #95 | ice-cold six-pack | 205 |
| #22 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 50,000 |
| #7 | irradiated candy cane | 805 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #314 | jazz soap | 94 |
| #6 | joybuzzer | 4,961 |
| #28 | leather bookmark | 139 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #4 | linoleum ore | 8,165 |
| #4 | liquid bread | 187 |
| #203 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #42 | lost key | 111 |
| #35 | lucky-ish pill | 2 |
| #29 | lump of Brituminous coal | 1,461 |
| #360 | lump of diamond | 6 |
| #25 | lump of goofball ore | 35 |
| #4 | lunar isotope | 66,666 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5,269 |
| #150 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 19 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #6 | mandarina colada | 1,209 |
| #29 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 13 |
| #12 | mangled finger | 84 |
| 🥉 | martiny | 555 |
| #20 | massive gemstone | 464 |
| #6 | massive wrench | 13 |
| #4 | meadeorite | 1,251 |
| #11 | meatball | 719 |
| 🥇 | melon-infused sake | 337 |
| 🥈 | messenger bag RNA | 2 |
| #18 | metal meteoroid | 465 |
| #5 | meteoreo | 1,321 |
| #10 | milestone | 38 |
| #5 | military-grade peppermint oil | 143 |
| 🥉 | mini-martini | 8,164 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #110 | mood ring | 125 |
| #21 | moon-amber | 2 |
| 🥉 | moreltini | 3,312 |
| 🥈 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2,768 |
| #5 | mother's necklace | 546 |
| #124 | mummy wrapping | 235 |
| #51 | munchies pill | 23 |
| #58 | mutant arm | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #29 | nanite-infested candy cane | 769 |
| #4 | natural magick candle | 315 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #5 | not-a-pipe | 908 |
| #66 | officer's nog | 8 |
| #26 | old coin purse | 1,394 |
| #26 | old leather wallet | 1,699 |
| #32 | orange slime glob | 30 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| 🥇 | overpriced "imported" beer | 100,000 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #26 | party balloon | 21 |
| #24 | party beer bomb | 23 |
| #26 | pat of butter | 222 |
| 🥈 | peanut brittle shield | 538 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #80 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #50 | peppermint bomb | 7 |
| #22 | peppermint sprout | 654 |
| #12 | peppermint tack | 98 |
| #23 | perfect ice cube | 462 |
| #16 | perfect mimosa | 102 |
| #84 | perfect paloma | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #30 | piece of driftwood | 4 |
| #31 | pile of gold coins | 843 |
| #186 | ping-pong ball | 2 |
| #23 | pink pony | 632 |
| 🥉 | piranha pollen | 3,200 |
| 🥈 | piscatini | 30 |
| 🥉 | pixel beer | 228 |
| #6 | pixel coin | 1,632 |
| 🥇 | pixel daiquiri | 1,002 |
| #15 | pixellated moneybag | 460 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #178 | plain candy cane | 3 |
| 🥇 | plain old beer | 120,001 |
| #4 | plain snowcone | 7,008 |
| #654 | pool cue | 5 |
| #493 | pork elf goodies sack | 13 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #11 | portable housekeeping robot | 1 |
| #6 | portable ping-pong table | 10 |
| #90 | portable steam unit | 1 |
| 🥉 | possessed sugar cube | 2,172 |
| #18 | post-holiday sale coupon | 206 |
| #92 | powdered toad horn | 3 |
| #37 | primitive candy cane | 6 |
| #4 | proto-proto-protozoa | 3 |
| 🥉 | protogenetic chunklet (lips) | 3,998 |
| #29 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 13 |
| #6 | psychokinetic energy blob | 12,092 |
| #7 | pulled green taffy | 634 |
| #5 | pulled indigo taffy | 737 |
| #6 | pulled orange taffy | 9,685 |
| 🥈 | pulled red taffy | 9,855 |
| #7 | pulled violet taffy | 9,838 |
| #4 | pulled yellow taffy | 443 |
| #4 | pumpkin pie | 376 |
| #16 | punch-drunk punch | 128 |
| #57 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #4 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 510 |
| #4 | raffle prize box | 75 |
| #6 | rainbow glitter candle | 321 |
| #613 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| 🥇 | red ale | 424 |
| #57 | red box | 63 |
| 🥈 | red drunki-bear | 3,347 |
| #8 | red gummi ingot | 2,745 |
| #15 | replica Elf Guard medal | 3 |
| 🥈 | resolution: be stronger | 46,955 |
| 🥈 | rockin' wagon | 100,000 |
| 🥇 | roll in the hay | 100,000 |
| 🥉 | roll of meat | 481 |
| #12 | roll of toilet paper | 6,993 |
| 🥇 | rotting beefsteak | 3,697 |
| #373 | rubber emo roe | 85 |
| #172 | sand dollar | 90 |
| #4 | sandcastle | 126 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #13 | savings bond | 76 |
| #58 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 4 |
| 🥇 | scented massage oil | 2,900 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #5 | scotch on the rocks | 473 |
| #4 | scroll of protection from lycanthropes | 7,966 |
| #50 | security automa-core | 1 |
| #19 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 4 |
| #6 | shadow bread | 778 |
| #22 | shadow brick | 57 |
| #7 | shadow flame | 320 |
| #9 | shadow fluid | 212 |
| #4 | shadow glass | 161 |
| #9 | shadow hot dog | 13 |
| #57 | shadow ice | 1 |
| #14 | shadow pill | 10 |
| #7 | shadow sausage | 817 |
| #13 | shadow sinew | 191 |
| #5 | shadow skin | 841 |
| #58 | shadow stick | 1 |
| #4 | shadow venom | 735 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #17 | shiny stones | 1,261 |
| #46 | shipwright's hammer | 7 |
| 🥉 | shot of wasp venom | 10,885 |
| 🥉 | shrapnel jelly donut | 174 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #24 | silent beret | 2 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #226 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | slap and tickle | 50,477 |
| #87 | slice of pizza | 76 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | slip 'n' slide | 82,858 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #84 | smut orc keepsake box | 9 |
| 🥉 | snow fort | 34 |
| #17 | snow machine | 1 |
| #25 | snowball | 100 |
| #33 | solid gold jewel | 121 |
| #72 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #6 | souvenir flag | 1 |
| #9 | space blanket | 180 |
| 🥈 | space chowder | 496 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spice melange | 1,291 |
| #6 | spices | 82,530 |
| #10 | spirit mattress | 39 |
| #191 | spiritual candy cane | 2 |
| #19 | stained mattress | 46 |
| #13 | stolen meatpouch | 1,624 |
| #5 | styrofoam ore | 3,044 |
| #782 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #9 | super good fruit | 315 |
| 🥈 | sweet party mix | 533 |
| #43 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 13 |
| 🥇 | tangarita | 3,718 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #121 | tankard of ale | 14 |
| #13 | teacher's pen | 123 |
| 🥇 | teflon ore | 3,028 |
| #21 | temporary X tattoos | 2 |
| #7 | teqiwila | 59 |
| #26 | the finger | 4 |
| 🥇 | throwing fork | 3,544 |
| 🥇 | throwing knife | 5,124 |
| 🥈 | throwing spoon | 4,775 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #35 | time residue | 19 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #165 | time's arrow | 1 |
| #124 | toast | 16,181 |
| 🥈 | tofu wonton | 826 |
| #332 | tofurkey gravy | 26 |
| #324 | tofurkey leg | 26 |
| #15 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1,300 |
| #1081 | towel | 5 |
| #103 | transporter transponder | 25 |
| #73 | trick coin | 1 |
| #226 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 1 |
| #8 | twitching time capsule | 82 |
| #4 | ultimate wad | 1 |
| 🥇 | unfinished ice sculpture | 258 |
| #123 | unidentified jerky | 252 |
| #10 | unremarkable duffel bag | 1,044 |
| #66 | urinal cake | 724 |
| 🥇 | used beer | 10,000 |
| #81 | valuable coin | 9 |
| #11 | van key | 1,024 |
| 🥈 | velcro ore | 3,000 |
| #6 | velour valise | 1 |
| #5 | velour vambraces | 1 |
| #7 | velour vaqueros | 1 |
| #9 | velour veil | 1 |
| #8 | velour viscometer | 1 |
| #10 | velour voulge | 1 |
| 🥇 | vibrating mushroom | 1,057 |
| 🥇 | vinyl ore | 3,039 |
| #49 | viral video | 1 |
| #2534 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 3 |
| #22 | vodka stratocaster | 112 |
| #11 | void burger | 1,098 |
| #9 | void lager | 1,110 |
| 🥇 | void shard | 41 |
| #11 | void stone | 1,113 |
| #7 | votive of confidence | 300 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #35 | warbear gyro | 15 |
| #12 | warbear gyrocopter | 51 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #4 | water pipe bomb | 154,333 |
| #5 | wax pancake | 149 |
| 🥈 | weird gazelle steak | 2,106 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #116 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #9 | whet stone | 54 |
| #781 | white lightning | 5 |
| #8 | white wine | 97 |
| #32 | whole turkey leg | 97 |
| #8 | whoopie cushion | 2,210 |
| #7 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2,108 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #8 | x-ray specs | 2,887 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #15 | yam battery | 1 |
| #6 | yellow brick road | 735 |
| 🥈 | yellow drunki-bear | 4,224 |
| #9 | yellow gummi ingot | 2,150 |
| 🥈 | yellow pixel | 130,039 |
| #10 | yellow snowcone | 2,651 |