snappingturtleman

RankItemQuantity
#1133Asleep in the Cemetery1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#588C.H.U.M. knife1
#183C.H.U.M. lantern1
#174Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#1688Feynman gate1
#212Frosty's carrot1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#16Frosty's iceball1
#196Frosty's nailbat1
#214Frosty's old silk hat1
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#166Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#586Mob Penguin cellular phone31
#128Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork1
#99Ol' Scratch's manacles1
#106Oscus's garbage can lid1
#175Prelude of Precision1
#975Sensual Massage for Creeps1
#272St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket18
#945Summer Nights1
#96The Six-Pack of Pain1
#935Travels with Jerry1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#887antique greaves1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#2042ball1
#49bartender skull1
#67bartender-skull-in-the-box1
#182beer goggles2
#725beer lens1
#788beertini1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#1298blood flower2
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#100bottle of Monsieur Bubble109
#624bottle of Pinot Renoir1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#3830candy stake1
#1757capacitor relay1
#1811carbon nanotube frame1
#178cardboard wakizashi17
#67cheap plastic bottle opener69
#263chunk of depleted Grimacite40
#1056computronic processing unit1
#555concentrated garbage juice1
#568corncob pipe1
#8cream pie1,845
#615deadly lampshade1
#582decaying goldfish liver1
#71dinged-up triangle1
#274disassembled clover347
#871empty blowgun1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2680evil teddy bear1
#3837fancy but probably evil chocolate1
#2422fancy dress ball1
#1764fire1
#610fish-liver oil1
#498flamin' bindle1
#77flashing novelty button8
#460freezin' bindle1
#706frozen banquet1
#600gator skin1
#188gatorskin umbrella1
#3809gingerbread horror1
#615glass of goat's milk6
#54goat cheese1,043
#154gob of wet hair202
#105green glowstick12
🥈green traffic cone1
#182hobo fortress blueprints1
#1287hobo nickel1
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#1370incredibly creepy marionette1
#1775ion grid1
#1080ion-pulse modulation stabilizer1
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#581jar of squeeze1
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060kite1
#935lewd playing card1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#1726logic synthesizer1
#570lovecat tail1
#563lucky bottlecap1
#1347mad scientist's sock monkey1
#1086marionette1
#62orange glowstick18
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#67pink glowstick21
#754plastic passion fruit1
#129portable corkscrew39
#2221possessed top1
#1614prehistoric spear1
#1068quantum polarity inducer1
#1303rag doll1
#2247razor-tipped yo-yo1
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#9red traffic cone1
#1107reverse-oscillating klystron1
#1431[2108]rock1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1479scroll of pasta summoning1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#575sewer nuggets1
#351sewer wad1
#511sleazy bindle1
#554spooky bindle1
#3327spooky eggnog1
#1856spooky felt1
#833spooky hockey mask2
#1892spooky length of string1
#1600spooky stuffing1
#1572spooky toy wheel1
#1767spooky wooden block1
#672stained mattress1
#1029stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#38string of blue beads161
#33string of green beads167
#39string of red beads153
#1931stringy sinew1
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#1049sub-molecular interocitor1
#2033teddy bear1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#1404tooth1
#2527toothsome rock1
#2068top1
#2400toy crazy train1
#2209toy jet pack1
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#3145tree-eating kite1
#1538wheel1
#35worthless gewgaw851
#38worthless knick-knack861
#28worthless trinket1,533
#38yellow traffic cone1
#2204yo1
#2364yo-yo1
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 7,710 items total!

what items are this player missing?