| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #697 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #586 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 31 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #272 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 18 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #49 | bartender skull | 1 |
| #67 | bartender-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #182 | beer goggles | 2 |
| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1298 | blood flower | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #100 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 109 |
| #624 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #178 | cardboard wakizashi | 17 |
| #67 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 69 |
| #263 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 40 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #8 | cream pie | 1,845 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #274 | disassembled clover | 347 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #610 | fish-liver oil | 1 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #77 | flashing novelty button | 8 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #600 | gator skin | 1 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #615 | glass of goat's milk | 6 |
| #54 | goat cheese | 1,043 |
| #154 | gob of wet hair | 202 |
| #105 | green glowstick | 12 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #1025 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #62 | orange glowstick | 18 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #67 | pink glowstick | 21 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #129 | portable corkscrew | 39 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #575 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #1029 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #38 | string of blue beads | 161 |
| #33 | string of green beads | 167 |
| #39 | string of red beads | 153 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #35 | worthless gewgaw | 851 |
| #38 | worthless knick-knack | 861 |
| #28 | worthless trinket | 1,533 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |