| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #660 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #537 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #287 | Argarggagarg's fang | 6 |
| #534 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #71 | Brandonian footlocker key | 20 |
| #1058 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #198 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 5 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| 🥇 | Covert Ops for Kids (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbo dinner | 15 |
| #63 | Crimbo food scraps | 160 |
| #57 | Crimbosmopolitan | 20 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #1105 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #92 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #262 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #269 | Heimandatz's heart | 6 |
| #156 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #377 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #463 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #199 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 5 |
| #551 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #527 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #29 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #227 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #214 | Newman's Own Trousers | 5 |
| #354 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #715 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #662 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #619 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #107 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #93 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #129 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #538 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #215 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 3 |
| #238 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 22 |
| #122 | Trainbot circuitry | 10 |
| #110 | Trainbot linkages | 10 |
| #115 | Trainbot optics | 10 |
| #116 | Trainbot plating | 10 |
| #115 | Trainbot servomotors | 10 |
| #94 | Trainbot slag | 65 |
| #126 | Trainbot tubing | 10 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #552 | adorable seal larva | 5 |
| #30 | antique nutcracker beard | 2 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #108 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #1595 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #213 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #65 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 6 |
| #146 | bowl of mernudo | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #147 | caret | 1 |
| #203 | carob chunk noodles | 10 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #189 | cheap cigar butt | 12 |
| #171 | chorizo brownies | 12 |
| #55 | cinnamon machine oil | 257 |
| #21 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #174 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #201 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #123 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #143 | death blossom | 2 |
| #213 | distilled fortified wine | 12 |
| #308 | donated booze | 22 |
| #208 | donated candy | 47 |
| #158 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #65 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 173 |
| #71 | enchanted handwarmer | 3 |
| #1693 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #132 | fake blood | 9 |
| #217 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #120 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #188 | fishelada | 1 |
| #65 | flask of port | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #61 | freezerburned ice cube | 6 |
| #508 | friendly cheez blob | 5 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #36 | fumble formula | 2 |
| #89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #228 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #128 | gooified mineral matter | 15 |
| #264 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #1614 | grue egg | 15 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #26 | handful of bees | 3 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #52 | honey-drenched ham slice | 129 |
| #63 | industrially-crushed ice | 43 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #739 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #37 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #153 | little round pebble | 2 |
| #82 | lost elf luggage | 26 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #62 | mafia filofax | 8 |
| #33 | mafia organizer badge | 2 |
| #19 | magic dragonfish fry | 3 |
| #72 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #51 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #148 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #123 | negative lump | 947 |
| #174 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #242 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #310 | papaya slung | 5 |
| #155 | pile of Trainbot parts | 38 |
| #311 | pile of gold coins | 4 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #238 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #243 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #56 | possibility potion | 4 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #55 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #547 | really dense meat stack | 12 |
| #67 | red foxglove | 3 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #55 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #384 | salty slug | 3 |
| #104 | scented massage oil | 17 |
| #48 | shavin' razor | 2 |
| #107 | shrinking powder | 5 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #177 | sleeping wereturtle | 5 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #66 | software glitch | 1 |
| #1048 | solid gold bowling ball | 12 |
| #74 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #184 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #31 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #190 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #65 | steamed oyster | 44 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #171 | tasty tart | 10 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #137 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 7 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #193 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #155 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3068 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #2627 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2496 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #53 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3331 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2529 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2231 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #2511 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3309 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #2516 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #200 | tomato daiquiri | 8 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #328 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #667 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #268 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #182 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #179 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #176 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #175 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #138 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #285 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 8 |
| #126 | white money bag | 2 |
| #52 | worksite credentials | 1 |