| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #265 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 2 |
| #93 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #1057 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #177 | Eau de Guaneau | 3 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #89 | Elizabeth's paintbrush | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| #155 | Inner Strength | 3 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #461 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 2 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #374 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 10 |
| #226 | Nardz energy beverage | 2 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #353 | SPF 451 lip balm | 6 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #91 | Stephen's secret formula | 1 |
| #128 | Super Weight-Gain 9000 | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 3 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #222 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 22 |
| #117 | Trainbot circuitry | 10 |
| #106 | Trainbot linkages | 10 |
| #112 | Trainbot optics | 10 |
| #112 | Trainbot plating | 10 |
| #111 | Trainbot servomotors | 10 |
| #120 | Trainbot tubing | 10 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #30 | antique nutcracker beard | 2 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker boots | 1 |
| #46 | antique nutcracker cape | 1 |
| #36 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 1 |
| #32 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 1 |
| #95 | antique nutcracker figurine | 3 |
| #47 | antique nutcracker hat | 1 |
| #45 | antique nutcracker pants | 1 |
| #42 | antique nutcracker sword | 1 |
| #44 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 1 |
| #104 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #191 | bag of lard | 6 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #237 | black eyedrops | 3 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #564 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #257 | bottle of antifreeze | 4 |
| #214 | bottle of pirate juice | 4 |
| #65 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 6 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #733 | can of spinach | 2 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #146 | caret | 1 |
| #250 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #188 | cheap cigar butt | 12 |
| #299 | chorizo brownies | 6 |
| #20 | concentrated fish broth | 3 |
| #169 | cranberry margarita (brackish) | 2 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #166 | cyclops eyedrops | 3 |
| #141 | death blossom | 2 |
| #211 | distilled fortified wine | 12 |
| #159 | donkey flipbook | 5 |
| #70 | enchanted handwarmer | 3 |
| #1694 | evil teddy bear | 4 |
| #130 | fake blood | 9 |
| #216 | fat wallet | 1 |
| #113 | festive egg sac | 1 |
| #282 | [2426]fire flower | 4 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #63 | flask of port | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #61 | freezerburned ice cube | 6 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #183 | frigid mote | 4 |
| #36 | fumble formula | 2 |
| #88 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
| #215 | gooified animal matter | 7 |
| #123 | gooified mineral matter | 15 |
| #253 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| #1714 | grue egg | 14 |
| #92 | hand grenegg | 2 |
| #24 | handful of bees | 3 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #135 | irradiated pet snacks | 2 |
| #737 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #36 | liquid SONAR | 3 |
| #48 | little piece of steel | 1 |
| #123 | little round pebble | 3 |
| #55 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #60 | mafia filofax | 8 |
| #19 | magic dragonfish fry | 3 |
| #70 | manly bloomers | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #136 | mother's secret recipe | 1 |
| #122 | negative lump | 947 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| #239 | packet of beer nuts | 1 |
| #352 | papaya slung | 4 |
| #167 | pile of Trainbot parts | 18 |
| #310 | pile of gold coins | 4 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #237 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 3 |
| #242 | possessed tomato | 1 |
| #55 | possibility potion | 4 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #609 | really dense meat stack | 10 |
| #67 | red foxglove | 3 |
| #130 | red money bag | 5 |
| #97 | roll of meat | 1 |
| #53 | salt plum sake | 1 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #104 | scented massage oil | 17 |
| #47 | shavin' razor | 2 |
| #107 | shrinking powder | 5 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #205 | sleeping wereturtle | 4 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #60 | software glitch | 1 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #73 | spectral jelly | 1 |
| #186 | spiritual eggnog | 2 |
| #33 | spiritual fruitcake | 5 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #162 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 4 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #172 | tasty tart | 10 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #186 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 4 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #132 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 7 |
| #188 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #147 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 6 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #23 | tiny plastic Professor What | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #226 | tomato daiquiri | 7 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #330 | unstable quark | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #181 | waterlogged cloth | 1 |
| #177 | waterlogged leather | 1 |
| #174 | waterlogged metal | 1 |
| #173 | waterlogged stuffing | 1 |
| #135 | waterlogged wood | 1 |
| #481 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 4 |
| #127 | white money bag | 2 |