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| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
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| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
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| #809 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #119 | Rock and Roll Legend | 18 |
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| #384 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #290 | baconstone | 27 |
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| #1197 | badass belt | 46 |
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| #245 | black snowcone | 15 |
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| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #258 | candy brain | 14 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #778 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
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| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #60 | fez of etymology | 8 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #36 | funky brass fez | 14 |
| #66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
| #1004 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #158 | green snowcone | 150 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
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| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #657 | handful of hand chalk | 21 |
| #65 | hot pink lipstick | 20 |
| #263 | hypodermic needle | 6 |
| #118 | iced-out bling | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #317 | lead necklace | 30 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #277 | many-eyed glasses | 6 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #469 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #161 | orange snowcone | 178 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #487 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 52 |
| #409 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 76 |
| #388 | pool cue | 15 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #254 | porquoise | 28 |
| #57 | porquoise bracelet | 5 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #188 | purple snowcone | 140 |
| #180 | red snowcone | 152 |
| #135 | rhesus monkey | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #820 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1048 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1325 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #146 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 216 |
| #267 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 123 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 81 |
| #202 | stuffed Meat | 180 |
| #316 | stuffed angry cow | 114 |
| #253 | stuffed astral badger | 131 |
| #269 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 134 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #291 | stuffed cocoabo | 115 |
| #62 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 126 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #357 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 110 |
| #357 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 107 |
| #1338 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #225 | stuffed hand turkey | 141 |
| #2007 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #62 | stuffed martini | 142 |
| #360 | stuffed mind flayer | 107 |
| #147 | stuffed mink | 224 |
| #143 | stuffed monocle | 225 |
| #1713 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #253 | stuffed scary death orb | 130 |
| #430 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 96 |
| #237 | stuffed snowy owl | 138 |
| #287 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 127 |
| #1457 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #252 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 129 |
| #147 | stuffed teddy butler | 219 |
| #150 | stuffed tin of caviar | 219 |
| #271 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 125 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #122 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #318 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #565 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2068 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #273 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #357 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #390 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 14 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1222 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 8 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #346 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 12 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2745 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1743 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #249 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2902 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #260 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 16 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #352 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 12 |
| #223 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 19 |
| #208 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 20 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #291 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 15 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #450 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #587 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #334 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 13 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #2755 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #269 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #2184 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1407 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3343 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #277 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #435 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #3324 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #376 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #358 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1033 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #306 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #1721 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2702 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #498 | yellow snowcone | 67 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1201 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |