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| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
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| #647 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #85 | Cosmic Calorie | 515 |
| #799 | Crown of the Goblin King | 31 |
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| #99 | Mace of the Tortoise | 5 |
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| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
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| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #271 | abominable snowcone | 63 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #286 | baconstone | 27 |
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| #1196 | badass belt | 46 |
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| #245 | black snowcone | 15 |
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| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #255 | candy brain | 14 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #60 | fez of etymology | 8 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #36 | funky brass fez | 14 |
| #66 | giant book of ancient carols | 2 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #159 | green snowcone | 150 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
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| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #654 | handful of hand chalk | 21 |
| #65 | hot pink lipstick | 20 |
| #263 | hypodermic needle | 6 |
| #116 | iced-out bling | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #316 | lead necklace | 30 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #277 | many-eyed glasses | 6 |
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| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #161 | orange snowcone | 178 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #488 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 52 |
| #409 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 76 |
| #387 | pool cue | 15 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #252 | porquoise | 28 |
| #57 | porquoise bracelet | 5 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
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| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #382 | prosthetic forehead | 4 |
| #189 | purple snowcone | 140 |
| #182 | red snowcone | 152 |
| #135 | rhesus monkey | 6 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #111 | shock collar | 8 |
| #387 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #676 | stainless steel scarf | 5 |
| #641 | stainless steel shillelagh | 7 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1051 | stainless steel slacks | 4 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 216 |
| #261 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 123 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #514 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 81 |
| #201 | stuffed Meat | 180 |
| #315 | stuffed angry cow | 114 |
| #251 | stuffed astral badger | 131 |
| #264 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 134 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #287 | stuffed cocoabo | 115 |
| #61 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 126 |
| #1002 | stuffed doppelshifter | 10 |
| #349 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 110 |
| #349 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 107 |
| #1339 | stuffed gray blob | 10 |
| #225 | stuffed hand turkey | 141 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #61 | stuffed martini | 142 |
| #355 | stuffed mind flayer | 107 |
| #146 | stuffed mink | 224 |
| #139 | stuffed monocle | 225 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #251 | stuffed scary death orb | 130 |
| #426 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 96 |
| #236 | stuffed snowy owl | 138 |
| #282 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 127 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #250 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 129 |
| #144 | stuffed teddy butler | 219 |
| #146 | stuffed tin of caviar | 219 |
| #268 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 125 |
| #174 | stuffed yo-yo | 4 |
| #500 | sucky decal | 3 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #121 | tiny fly glasses | 2 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #486 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 9 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #316 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 8 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #271 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 4 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #435 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 10 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #355 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1511 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #388 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 11 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 14 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1220 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 6 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 8 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #342 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 12 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #340 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 7 |
| #232 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 18 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #247 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 18 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic astronomer | 3 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #260 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 16 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #349 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 12 |
| #221 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 19 |
| #206 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 20 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #359 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 12 |
| #291 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 15 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #448 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 10 |
| #582 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 7 |
| #330 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 13 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1481 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #266 | tiny plastic fire servant | 9 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1401 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 13 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1848 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 10 |
| #274 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 15 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2881 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 4 |
| #432 | tiny plastic moneybee | 10 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #372 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic peacannon | 7 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #304 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 8 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #306 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 8 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1251 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #490 | tiny shaker of salt | 5 |
| #501 | yellow snowcone | 67 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |
| #1200 | zombie pineal gland | 3 |