| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #234 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Beach Buck | 5,609 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #15 | Coinspiracy | 5,982 |
| #54 | Crimbo crystal shards | 6 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #32 | Freddy Kruegerand | 833 |
| 🥉 | FunFunds™ | 14,907 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #568 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #12 | Rubee™ | 5,802 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 10 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #408 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 21 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 45 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1093 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 72 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #5 | Volcoino | 1,964 |
| #8 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 6,094 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #370 | around the world | 3 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #41 | dread tarragon | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #542 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #313 | hobo nickel | 939 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #26 | note from Clancy | 3 |
| #110 | pie man was not meant to eat | 28 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #551 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #10 | ten-leaf clover | 6,466 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |