| #84 | Abyssal ember | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #334 | Bling of the New Wave | 4 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #202 | Chroner | 316 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #2329 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #132 | Dust bunny | 10 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #367 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 3 |
| #377 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #263 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 4 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #714 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 38 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #124 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #267 | Newman's Own Trousers | 4 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #81 | The Emperor's new shirt | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #334 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 4 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #1805 | badass belt | 30 |
| #132 | batskin belt | 10 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #380 | bunny liver | 14 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #25 | club of corruption | 1 |
| #97 | clumsiness bark | 11 |
| #75 | contract enforcement stick | 18 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #16 | corrupt club of corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| 🥉 | dice sunglasses | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #68 | doubt cannon | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #466 | dull fish scale | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #62 | fear condenser | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #801 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #345 | gingerbread bugbear | 72 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #102 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 1 |
| #259 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #61 | killing jar | 20 |
| #148 | loadstone | 6 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #76 | negotiatin' hammer | 6 |
| #590 | old sweatpants | 110 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #883 | pretty flower | 34 |
| #83 | protection stick | 11 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #61 | regret hose | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1554 | roasted marshmallow | 1 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #378 | s'more | 6 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #151 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #827 | spectre scepter | 39 |
| #76 | steel drivin' hammer | 14 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #79 | teflon ore | 5 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #21 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #355 | useless powder | 415 |
| #82 | velcro ore | 5 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #86 | vinyl ore | 4 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #41 | wriggling worm | 152 |