| #78 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 18 |
| #37 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #25 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 6 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #431 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #177 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #106 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #101 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1552 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #153 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 14 |
| #135 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 16 |
| #166 | CSA fire-starting kit | 118 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #280 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 20 |
| #176 | Crimbo candied pecan | 105 |
| #185 | Crimbo fudge | 108 |
| #173 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 101 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2334 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #271 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
| #56 | Frosty's frosty mug | 33 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #994 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #48 | Hodgman's blanket | 26 |
| #440 | Microplushie: Bropane | 21 |
| #563 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #475 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 8 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #510 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12 |
| #424 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 24 |
| #353 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #500 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #504 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 20 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #614 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #375 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #87 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 16 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #185 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 8 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #591 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #244 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 8 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #551 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #302 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 48 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #59 | antique pair of blue jeans | 11 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #769 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #190 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #9 | bowl of fishysoisse | 38 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #307 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 28 |
| #283 | candied yams | 31 |
| #707 | candy cane | 51 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #223 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #99 | dusty Crimbo crate | 84 |
| #182 | elven limbos gingerbread | 66 |
| #82 | extra-greasy slider | 32 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #72 | frozen banquet | 23 |
| #1584 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #380 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #259 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #289 | fudgecule | 6,775 |
| #219 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1493 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #82 | gingerbread robot | 8 |
| #100 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #268 | herbal stuffing | 29 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #103 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 24 |
| #968 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #520 | knuckle sandwich | 42 |
| #420 | laser-broiled pear | 21 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #482 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #301 | mushroom fermenting solution | 25 |
| #167 | nanite-infested candy cane | 99 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #712 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #143 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #289 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #25 | raisin | 58 |
| #78 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #235 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 7 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #148 | slimy sweetbreads | 107 |
| #480 | spectral pickle | 23 |
| #132 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #57 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #250 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #607 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #315 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 8 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #203 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #882 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #684 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #95 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #875 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #492 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #969 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #761 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2031 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #663 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #835 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #540 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #842 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1097 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #466 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #589 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 7 |
| #1276 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3312 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #761 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #710 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3367 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2023 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #2123 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #363 | tofurkey gravy | 24 |
| #369 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #433 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #174 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |