| #78 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 18 |
| #38 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 4 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #25 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 6 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #117 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 18 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #178 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 5 |
| #107 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 5 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 5 |
| #102 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 5 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #152 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 14 |
| #135 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 16 |
| #163 | CSA fire-starting kit | 118 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 20 |
| #172 | Crimbo candied pecan | 105 |
| #183 | Crimbo fudge | 108 |
| #171 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 101 |
| #97 | Crimbo ukulele | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2329 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #268 | Friendliness Beverage | 2 |
| #57 | Frosty's frosty mug | 33 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #47 | Hodgman's blanket | 26 |
| #436 | Microplushie: Bropane | 21 |
| #559 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 4 |
| #469 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 8 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #507 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 12 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 24 |
| #352 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #495 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 9 |
| #499 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 20 |
| #411 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #610 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 9 |
| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
| #89 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 16 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #184 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 8 |
| #274 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 3 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 2 |
| #242 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 6 |
| #370 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 4 |
| #568 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 3 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #260 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 8 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #309 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 7 |
| #550 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 3 |
| #283 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 7 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #302 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 48 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #436 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 4 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #464 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 12 |
| #59 | antique pair of blue jeans | 11 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #767 | battered Crimbo Crate | 10 |
| #187 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #9 | bowl of fishysoisse | 38 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #307 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 28 |
| #283 | candied yams | 31 |
| #706 | candy cane | 51 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #221 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #98 | dusty Crimbo crate | 84 |
| #182 | elven limbos gingerbread | 66 |
| #84 | extra-greasy slider | 32 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #72 | frozen banquet | 23 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #287 | fudgecule | 6,775 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #1491 | ghost cucumber | 7 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #82 | gingerbread robot | 8 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #267 | herbal stuffing | 29 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #103 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 24 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #520 | knuckle sandwich | 42 |
| #419 | laser-broiled pear | 21 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #483 | marshmallow flambé | 1 |
| #301 | mushroom fermenting solution | 25 |
| #167 | nanite-infested candy cane | 99 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #140 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #706 | penguin focaccia bread | 24 |
| #107 | petit 4.1 | 6 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #25 | raisin | 58 |
| #79 | ruby on canes | 5 |
| #236 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 7 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #148 | slimy sweetbreads | 107 |
| #480 | spectral pickle | 23 |
| #131 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 9 |
| #56 | stinkwater | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #532 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 26 |
| #220 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 5 |
| #595 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 7 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #606 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 4 |
| #313 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 8 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #1652 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #581 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 7 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #589 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #963 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 3 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #98 | tiny plastic Toybot | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #757 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #444 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #659 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 6 |
| #832 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 4 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #750 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 5 |
| #542 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 8 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1379 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 13 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fire servant | 5 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #586 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 7 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic killer bee | 14 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2873 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1117 | tiny plastic moneybee | 2 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #706 | tiny plastic peacannon | 3 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #692 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 3 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic warbear | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 2 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #362 | tofurkey gravy | 24 |
| #367 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #175 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 3 |
| #164 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |