| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #73 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #254 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #294 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #291 | Amulet of Yendor | 80 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #579 | M-242 | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #352 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #476 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #2548 | badass belt | 19 |
| #747 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #501 | banana peel | 3 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1460 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #471 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #666 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #953 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #260 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #336 | cymbal syrup | 23 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #733 | dollhive | 9 |
| #1830 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1020 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #256 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #1062 | fake hand | 13 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #216 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #1066 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #1324 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1254 | herringcello | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #575 | jazz soap | 50 |
| #1095 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #275 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #283 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 100 |
| #678 | mood ring | 2 |
| #868 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #64 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #988 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #999 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #302 | rubber emo roe | 104 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #805 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #777 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #365 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2253 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2016 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2032 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2525 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1661 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1403 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #2465 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2011 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2564 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #482 | toy crazy train | 19 |
| #977 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1098 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #196 | useless powder | 958 |
| #1255 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #497 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1007 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1183 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #4 | yellow snowcone | 4,674 |