| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #291 | Amulet of Yendor | 80 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #749 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 8 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #748 | bag of airline peanuts | 37 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #500 | banana peel | 3 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1455 | bottle of goofballs | 16 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #934 | clown hammer | 22 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #337 | cymbal syrup | 23 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #732 | dollhive | 9 |
| #1829 | easter egg balloon | 12 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #1208 | evil teddy bear | 8 |
| #1067 | fake hand | 13 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1253 | herringcello | 15 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #985 | jar of swamp gas | 9 |
| #418 | jawbruiser | 6 |
| #575 | jazz soap | 50 |
| #1096 | joybuzzer | 16 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #276 | licorice garrote | 7 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #284 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 100 |
| #679 | mood ring | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #70 | outrageous sombrero | 4 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #61 | pebblebräu | 2 |
| #987 | penguin focaccia bread | 19 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1001 | pink candy heart | 2 |
| #502 | pocketwatch on a chain | 6 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #304 | rubber emo roe | 104 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #459 | slap and tickle | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #778 | stuffed alien blob | 9 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #73 | tin star | 4 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 9 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 10 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #2021 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 13 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #482 | toy crazy train | 19 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1097 | tree-eating kite | 20 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #196 | useless powder | 958 |
| #1254 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1010 | whoopie cushion | 23 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |
| #4 | yellow snowcone | 4,674 |