| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #327 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| π₯ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #925 | Crimbuck | 778 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #819 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #697 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| π₯ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| π₯ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del CinturΓ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #139 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 69 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #303 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand FlambΓ© | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| π₯ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| π₯ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #324 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| π₯ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1054 | duct tape | 19 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1071 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #1144 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1164 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #427 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #581 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #246 | figurine of a slippery seal | 7 |
| #190 | figurine of a stinking seal | 12 |
| #82 | filthy lucre | 261 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #595 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| π₯ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| π₯ | snow pants | 1 |
| π₯ | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1317 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| π₯ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #665 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #331 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #694 | wrench bracelet | 3 |