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| #333 | Ancient Saucehelm | 7 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-ÅŒs boxtop | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #940 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #740 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #886 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #925 | Crimbuck | 778 |
| #914 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #818 | Drowsy Sword | 19 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #700 | Elder Turtle Shell | 4 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | LARP membership card | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | LWA ring | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del CinturĂ³n de Lopez | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #777 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #2142 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #140 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 69 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #842 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #744 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #323 | bit of clingfilm | 13 |
| đŸ¥ˆ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #849 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
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| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
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| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1070 | easter egg balloon | 23 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #1167 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #425 | figurine of a charred seal | 7 |
| #584 | figurine of a cold seal | 7 |
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| #83 | filthy lucre | 261 |
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| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #1726 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1174 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #598 | rusty chain necklace | 3 |
| #789 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| đŸ¥‰ | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| đŸ¥‰ | snow pants | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1323 | spectre scepter | 21 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
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| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| đŸ¥‡ | time sleigh | 1 |
| #666 | torn hellseal sinew | 2 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #266 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #1131 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #332 | woven baling wire bracelets | 3 |
| #696 | wrench bracelet | 3 |