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| #1433 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 12 |
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| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #726 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
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| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
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| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
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| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
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| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #2393 | felt | 1 |
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| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
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| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
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| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
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| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1425 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
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| #1192 | scroll of pasta summoning | 3 |
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| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
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| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #4312 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4347 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4040 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1867 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1558 | top | 2 |
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| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
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| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
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| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1026 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
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| #650 | worthless trinket | 2 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |