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| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
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| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
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| #590 | deodorant | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
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| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
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| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
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| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #920 | iron pasta spoon | 3 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
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| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
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| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
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| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
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| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
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| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
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| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
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| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
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| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
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| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |