| #48 | 1,970 carat gold | 51 |
| #618 | BURT | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #180 | Beach Buck | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #163 | Claybender glasses | 1 |
| #170 | Coinspiracy | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #38 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 10 |
| 🥇 | Dreadsylvanian skeleton key | 62 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #245 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1 |
| #167 | FunFunds™ | 1 |
| #263 | Game Grid token | 1 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| #55 | Mer-kin eyeglasses | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #120 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 2 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #130 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 1 |
| 🥉 | SMOOCH bottlecap | 1,000 |
| #215 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 1 |
| #163 | Stone Golem pebbles | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #233 | actual reality goggles | 1 |
| #43 | alien rock sample | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| #154 | black friar's tonsure | 1 |
| 🥇 | bread mold | 400 |
| #28 | cactus monocle | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #715 | chocolate filthy lucre | 1 |
| #121 | coal contact lenses | 1 |
| #86 | commemorative war stein | 1,000 |
| 🥇 | crushed steamer trunk | 4 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #58 | dorky glasses | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #224 | facsimile dictionary | 47 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #36 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,000 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #771 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #104 | funky eyepatch | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #12 | gold nuggets | 10,000 |
| 🥈 | green BRICKO brick | 300 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #287 | huge gold coin | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #138 | hustler shades | 1 |
| #74 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 1 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #60 | love | 1 |
| #68 | lump of clay | 1 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #335 | lunar isotope | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #273 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #115 | mostly-broken sunglasses | 1 |
| #107 | odd silver coin | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #900 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #207 | piece of after eight | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #12 | pixel coin | 500 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #634 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | rusty metal key | 1,777 |
| #442 | sand dollar | 1 |
| #67 | shady shades | 1 |
| #363 | shiny stones | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #8 | silver cow skull | 100 |
| 🥇 | skeleton key | 111,111 |
| #182 | smut orc sunglasses | 1 |
| #91 | solid gold jewel | 10 |
| #483 | steamy ruby | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #72 | sugar sphere | 1 |
| #401 | tawdry amethyst | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #132 | turtle-shaped rock | 1 |
| #29 | undissolvable contact lenses | 1 |
| #108 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |