| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #315 | BURT | 83 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #188 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 6 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #243 | Chroner | 204 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #198 | Crimbo Credit | 55 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #83 | Freddy Kruegerand | 160 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #327 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 29 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #219 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 54 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #39 | donated booze | 675 |
| #41 | donated candy | 681 |
| #39 | donated food | 701 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #799 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #579 | hobo nickel | 320 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #562 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #743 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #94 | ornate picture frame | 31 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #572 | pink clay bead | 13 |
| #470 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #325 | red class ring | 32 |
| 🥇 | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1203 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #18 | topeé | 2 |
| #15 | topiary necktie | 2 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #21 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #337 | white class ring | 22 |
| #593 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #596 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
| #405 | worthless trinket | 7 |