| š„ | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| š„ | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #318 | BURT | 83 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #187 | Bash-Ås boxtop | 6 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| š„ | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #243 | Chroner | 204 |
| #741 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #199 | Crimbo Credit | 55 |
| š„ | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| š„ | Crimbo training manual | 2 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1,590 |
| š„ | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #125 | Elf Guard MPC | 2,318 |
| š„ | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #83 | Freddy Kruegerand | 160 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #725 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #329 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 29 |
| #1137 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| š„ | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1739 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #716 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2347 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #223 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 54 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #92 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 2 |
| š„ | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1915 | badass belt | 28 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #344 | blue class ring | 8 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #31 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #381 | bunny liver | 15 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| š„ | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #494 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #40 | donated booze | 675 |
| #41 | donated candy | 681 |
| #39 | donated food | 701 |
| #2320 | duct tape | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| š„ | goo magnet | 1 |
| #804 | green clay bead | 4 |
| #66 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| š„ | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| š„ | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #5196 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #29 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| š„ | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #577 | hobo nickel | 320 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #564 | magical mystery juice | 3 |
| š„ | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| š„ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| š„ | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #753 | old sweatpants | 78 |
| #96 | ornate picture frame | 31 |
| š„ | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| š„ | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #577 | pink clay bead | 13 |
| #475 | purple clay bead | 4 |
| š„ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #331 | red class ring | 32 |
| š„ | refurbished air fryer | 1 |
| #30 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #629 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| š„ | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #420 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1210 | spectre scepter | 24 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #18 | topeƩ | 2 |
| #15 | topiary necktie | 2 |
| #54 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #21 | topiary tights | 2 |
| #81 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| š„ | train whistle | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #21 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #345 | white class ring | 22 |
| #597 | worthless gewgaw | 4 |
| #598 | worthless knick-knack | 6 |
| #409 | worthless trinket | 7 |