| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #6 | Beach Comb Box | 4 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 66 |
| #186 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 2 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 23 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 25 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 22 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 22 |
| #29 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 19 |
| #79 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 66 |
| #171 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 2 |
| #37 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 17 |
| #89 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 57 |
| #101 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 16 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 25 |
| #89 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 61 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 27 |
| #86 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 20 |
| #105 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 48 |
| #93 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 18 |
| #88 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 58 |
| #151 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 3 |
| #30 | Distant Woods Getaway Brochure | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #10 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 2 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #53 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #30 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #26 | Mer-kin worktea | 6 |
| #133 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #57 | Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #130 | Pokëmann band-aid | 5 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #777 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #890 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #888 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #9 | Rethinking Candy | 3 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #41 | Swizzler | 535 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 24 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 11 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 13 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #19 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 12 |
| #135 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 20 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 6 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #277 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 29 |
| #1494 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 84 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Twelve Night Energy | 20 |
| #26 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 2 |
| #89 | Victor's Spoils | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | alien source code printout (used) | 2 |
| #10 | blood kiwi | 2 |
| #8 | bloody kiwitini | 3 |
| #12 | bone flour | 1 |
| #123 | bottle of Ooze-O | 12 |
| #117 | bottled day | 2 |
| #14 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 6 |
| 🥇 | complicated lock impression | 10 |
| #10 | dreadful roast | 10 |
| #43 | eldritch mushroom | 3 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #24 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #31 | green pill | 2 |
| #35 | green-iced sweet roll | 1 |
| #182 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #11 | jar of swamp honey | 205 |
| #9 | locked mumming trunk | 2 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #651 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #30 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #49 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #33 | packaged Pocket Professor | 1 |
| #4 | polished moon-amber | 6 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #6 | replica key | 2 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #148 | solid gold bowling ball | 123 |
| #27 | still-beating spleen | 15 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #287 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 2 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #742 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #3317 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #324 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4891 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #38 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #125 | warbear empathy chip | 5 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #72 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 3 |
| #105 | warbear metalworking primer | 10 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #163 | warbear soda machine assembler | 3 |
| #8 | weedy skirt | 3 |