| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #882 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #814 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1742 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #212 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #16 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #759 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #376 | Jocko Homo's head | 5 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #21 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #937 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #58 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #426 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #666 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #712 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #1266 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #107 | baby cuddlefish | 2 |
| #721 | baby killer bee | 12 |
| #874 | barrrnacle | 13 |
| #224 | batskin belt | 3 |
| #93 | bowl of Tastee-Wheetâ„¢ | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1348 | club necklace | 5 |
| #74 | cute meteoroid | 1 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1649 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #40 | lemon | 4,200 |
| #1005 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #59 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #124 | makeshift crane | 2 |
| #1219 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1764 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #987 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 8 |
| #2197 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #936 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 8 |
| #283 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #327 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #1091 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #787 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2114 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 23 |
| #1865 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #1441 | stuffed angry cow | 35 |
| #2167 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #2089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1375 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #1482 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 35 |
| #1634 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1544 | stuffed hand turkey | 34 |
| #1686 | stuffed mind flayer | 31 |
| #1795 | stuffed scary death orb | 29 |
| #1517 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1523 | stuffed snowy owl | 33 |
| #1622 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1792 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1326 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #124 | ten-leaf clover | 331 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #816 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #190 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 5 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #310 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3962 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6179 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #3333 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2517 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #2169 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #46 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #2876 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #605 | toast | 1,400 |
| #1354 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #665 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #1822 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |