| #60 | 9-ball | 19 |
| #112 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #17 | Argarggagarg's fang | 31 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1170 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #16 | Bonerdagon necklace | 236 |
| #260 | Boss Bat bling | 13 |
| #1105 | Boss Bat britches | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #24 | Crown of the Goblin King | 475 |
| #8 | Drowsy Sword | 493 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #190 | Fantasma en la Máquina | 5 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #263 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #294 | Green Clover of Justice | 7 |
| #43 | Heimandatz's heart | 22 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #130 | Imp Ale | 1,873 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #10 | Iron Beta of Industry | 377 |
| #84 | Jocko Homo's head | 13 |
| #31 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 23 |
| #186 | La Fantasma y La Oscuridad | 5 |
| #38 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 3 |
| #7 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 35 |
| #8 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 505 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #15 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 397 |
| 🥉 | Mer-kin prayerbeads | 556 |
| #6 | Misty Cape | 131 |
| #4 | Misty Cloak | 285 |
| #5 | Misty Robe | 226 |
| #52 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 90 |
| #41 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 31 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #26 | Red Balloon of Valor | 7 |
| #177 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 6 |
| #89 | Safari Jack's moustache | 12 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #210 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 8 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 56 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 9 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #335 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 13 |
| #1203 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #33 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 5 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 15 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 26 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 10 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 48 |
| #163 | Yakisoba's hat | 8 |
| #1146 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #44 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 18 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #17 | badass belt | 525 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
| #47 | cold seal sweat | 33 |
| #45 | disease | 673 |
| #116 | drywall axe | 106 |
| #100 | easter egg balloon | 125 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #8 | elven hardtack | 5,014 |
| #35 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 30 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #55 | foetid seal tear | 66 |
| 🥇 | fuzzy busby | 257 |
| 🥉 | fuzzy earmuffs | 216 |
| #13 | fuzzy montera | 107 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #9 | giant discarded bottlecap | 215 |
| #36 | giant discarded plastic fork | 167 |
| #10 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 197 |
| #16 | handful of confetti | 544 |
| #112 | heart of the volcano | 56 |
| #124 | less-than-three-shaped box | 2 |
| #571 | obsidian dagger | 32 |
| #4 | pewter claymore | 156 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #39 | pretty flower | 17,189 |
| #460 | really dense meat stack | 14 |
| #80 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #5 | rusty chain necklace | 179 |
| #39 | sandwich of the gods | 33 |
| #5 | sawblade shield | 177 |
| #14 | solid gold bowling ball | 512 |
| #9 | spectre scepter | 505 |
| #59 | squashed frog | 546 |
| #96 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 88 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #14 | wrench bracelet | 132 |