| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #50 | Adventurer bobblehead | 4 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #4 | Official Seal of Dreadsylvania | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #55 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 33 |
| #212 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 3 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 4 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 10 |
| #341 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 4 |
| #431 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #463 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #768 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 112 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #17 | plush mutated alielephant | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #288 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 134 |
| #805 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 57 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #886 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 53 |
| #393 | stuffed Meat | 116 |
| #555 | stuffed angry cow | 79 |
| #807 | stuffed astral badger | 60 |
| #940 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 53 |
| #3916 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #463 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 15 |
| #958 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #1092 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 46 |
| #659 | stuffed hand turkey | 70 |
| #430 | stuffed key | 133 |
| #351 | stuffed martini | 28 |
| #922 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #465 | stuffed mink | 101 |
| #445 | stuffed monocle | 104 |
| #855 | stuffed scary death orb | 58 |
| #827 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 58 |
| #1049 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #901 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 55 |
| #1458 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #710 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 65 |
| #358 | stuffed teddy butler | 124 |
| #468 | stuffed tin of caviar | 98 |
| #379 | stuffed treasure chest | 152 |
| #780 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 62 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #472 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #2192 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |