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| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
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| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
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| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
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| #408 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #1412 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
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| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
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| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
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| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
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| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
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| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #112 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
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| #182 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #589 | small box | 1 |
| #235 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
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| #1251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 40 |
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| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
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| #117 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #182 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #245 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #189 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 13 |
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| #1511 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #741 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
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| #1174 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
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| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #376 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
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| #674 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
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| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
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| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
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| #611 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
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| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
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| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #1486 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 8 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
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| #482 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #221 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #294 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 15 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1746 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #322 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #699 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
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| #432 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #1083 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
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| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #947 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #676 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #536 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #435 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
| #290 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #223 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 19 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #295 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 15 |
| #291 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 15 |
| #669 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #1780 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #540 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #677 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #395 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 11 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #730 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
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| #1763 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #398 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #784 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #504 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 32 |
| #837 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
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| #616 | tiny plastic grue | 27 |
| #1229 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
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| #392 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 11 |
| #635 | tiny plastic killer bee | 26 |
| #922 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #686 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 25 |
| #559 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #354 | tiny plastic moneybee | 12 |
| #734 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #376 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #308 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #623 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 27 |
| #694 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #45 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
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| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2817 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #574 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #1720 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #476 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 33 |
| #966 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #629 | tiny plastic stab bat | 27 |
| #697 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1653 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #264 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #52 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #478 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #435 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
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| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #435 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
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| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #381 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #272 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #649 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1799 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |