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| #94 | Accordion of Jordion | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #161 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #84 | Roo trading card | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
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| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
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| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
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| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
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| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
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| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
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| #454 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #377 | cursed piece of thirteen | 1 |
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| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
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| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
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| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #691 | old coin purse | 1 |
| #676 | old leather wallet | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #81 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #79 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #123 | quantum of familiar | 1 |
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| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #179 | returned Thinknerd package | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
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| #1248 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 40 |
| #1190 | stuffed angry cow | 42 |
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| #1530 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1419 | stuffed cocoabo | 35 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
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| #1590 | stuffed hand turkey | 33 |
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| #1374 | stuffed scary death orb | 38 |
| #1242 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 41 |
| #1044 | stuffed snowy owl | 46 |
| #1106 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 46 |
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| #1612 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 32 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
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| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
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| #131 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 4 |
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| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
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| #602 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #322 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 2 |
| #141 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 3 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #335 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 2 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #181 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 3 |
| #244 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 7 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 3 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #337 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 13 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 3 |
| #397 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 6 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #228 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 18 |
| #673 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 25 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 5 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #283 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 15 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #608 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 7 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic Hellion | 5 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1472 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 8 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 9 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #480 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 5 |
| #220 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 5 |
| #292 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 15 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 4 |
| #1744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #319 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 8 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1199 | tiny plastic angry goat | 15 |
| #428 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 10 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #945 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #674 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #537 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 8 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #432 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 10 |
| #288 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 15 |
| #222 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 19 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #296 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 15 |
| #291 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 15 |
| #667 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 25 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #538 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 8 |
| #672 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 6 |
| #391 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 11 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #788 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #728 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #721 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #396 | tiny plastic fire servant | 6 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #780 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 22 |
| #502 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 32 |
| #834 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 21 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #614 | tiny plastic grue | 27 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #627 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 27 |
| #390 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 11 |
| #633 | tiny plastic killer bee | 26 |
| #920 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 8 |
| #685 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 25 |
| #558 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 30 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #351 | tiny plastic moneybee | 12 |
| #732 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #372 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 12 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #304 | tiny plastic peacannon | 8 |
| #622 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 27 |
| #692 | tiny plastic sauceror | 7 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #570 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 4 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #474 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 33 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #628 | tiny plastic stab bat | 27 |
| #695 | tiny plastic star starfish | 24 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic taco cat | 6 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #261 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 9 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #846 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #342 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 1 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #197 | warbear feasting bread | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #273 | warbear liquid overcoat | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #345 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |
| #273 | warbear wardance potion | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |