| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2084 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 8 |
| #1264 | Rock Pops | 32 |
| #1122 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 17 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #1044 | Yummy Tummy bean | 153 |
| #473 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1007 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #760 | ball | 8 |
| #97 | basic meat fez | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #833 | black striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #204 | blue paisley oyster egg | 15 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2060 | eggnog | 3 |
| #959 | evil googly eye | 3 |
| #1635 | fake hand | 2 |
| #519 | fancy bath salts | 12 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3304 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #595 | gingerbread horror | 10 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2512 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #655 | kite | 11 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #326 | length of string | 37 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #10 | maiden wig | 2,615 |
| #520 | marionette | 3 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #524 | mauve striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1398 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #696 | nanofiber cloth | 6 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | oozenog | 4 |
| #1682 | pet rock | 3 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #956 | pile of candy | 2 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #528 | puce paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #854 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1796 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #722 | ridiculously huge sword | 7 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #682 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 3 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #1175 | spooky felt | 6 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #1332 | spooky stuffing | 2 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #1160 | teddy bear | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1269 | tiny house | 18 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2364 | toast | 42 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #432 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #966 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1584 | yo | 3 |
| #1011 | yo-yo | 19 |