| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #106 | 8-ball | 413 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #41 | Chroner | 1,997 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ecto-Cooler | 1,025 |
| #502 | Green Clover of Justice | 4 |
| #714 | Iron Beta of Industry | 8 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #134 | Li'l Businessman Kit | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #247 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 27 |
| #238 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 9 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #127 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 8 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #38 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #37 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #89 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 5 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #228 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 3 |
| #75 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 3 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 7 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 4 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 6 |
| #542 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 2 |
| #546 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 4 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #474 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 7 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #36 | bloody clown pants | 413 |
| #74 | blue class ring | 72 |
| #21 | broken sword | 413 |
| #48 | green clay bead | 306 |
| 🥇 | ironic oversized sunglasses | 354 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #23 | pail | 413 |
| #51 | pink clay bead | 513 |
| #48 | purple clay bead | 101 |
| #71 | red class ring | 332 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #47 | silent Q | 2 |
| #33 | solid gold pegleg | 413 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #67 | white class ring | 222 |